Extremely Short Stories

This is just a collection short stories I've made that I'm turning into one big thing. Note that the way I'm making this is so that when it's published it is all in ONE book, otherwise I would've made separate stories for each. I understand that keeping one-shots and such in one big thing is against the rules, but it really is just like one big project that I'm working on. (And in my opinion, the fact that it's against the rules is ridiculous.)