Status: Co-Written. Comment ;D
Perfect Match
Chapter Nine: Porno King
I rolled my eyes at the snickering twins, crossing my arms under my breasts. "No one really uses YouTube anymore."
They stopped to look at me, tilting their heads in confusion. "Huh?" they asked in unison. I nodded.
"Apparently...—"
"—statistics show that YouTube has actually been losing viewers to such websites that actually have access to their favorite videos." Kyouya finished, adjusting his glasses.
"Like porn." I finished off with an innocent smile at Tamaki. He blushed madly before sputtering up nonsense.
"W-why would y-y-you look at m-me?!" he cried. I sighed in aggravation, folding my right arm under my chest, leaning my left elbow on my hand and curling my pointer finger around the left side of my chin and placing my thumb to the right in a thinking pose.
"Gee, I wonder who those viewers are. I mean, it can't possibly be Tamaki-senpai, hm? Because he's really not a pervert." I finished off with a smile.
He deadpanned.
"Takashi, what's porn?" Honey looked up at Mori. He wore the same blank face before responding.
"I don't think you want to know."
"Ha! I knew it! Tamaki is a pervo!!" Asakane retorted, pointing an accusing finger at said host king who was getting more and more red by the second.
"Asa-chan, we all knew." the twins remarked blandly.
"Shuddup!"
They stopped to look at me, tilting their heads in confusion. "Huh?" they asked in unison. I nodded.
"Apparently...—"
"—statistics show that YouTube has actually been losing viewers to such websites that actually have access to their favorite videos." Kyouya finished, adjusting his glasses.
"Like porn." I finished off with an innocent smile at Tamaki. He blushed madly before sputtering up nonsense.
"W-why would y-y-you look at m-me?!" he cried. I sighed in aggravation, folding my right arm under my chest, leaning my left elbow on my hand and curling my pointer finger around the left side of my chin and placing my thumb to the right in a thinking pose.
"Gee, I wonder who those viewers are. I mean, it can't possibly be Tamaki-senpai, hm? Because he's really not a pervert." I finished off with a smile.
He deadpanned.
"Takashi, what's porn?" Honey looked up at Mori. He wore the same blank face before responding.
"I don't think you want to know."
"Ha! I knew it! Tamaki is a pervo!!" Asakane retorted, pointing an accusing finger at said host king who was getting more and more red by the second.
"Asa-chan, we all knew." the twins remarked blandly.
"Shuddup!"
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This is both short and bad and shit.I hope you enjoyed.
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