No Clue Why I Met You

Hello to you good sir.

If my sources are correct, your name is Frank Iero, and by sources I mean my fucktard of an English teacher. And that’s about all she gave me…

So let me introduce myself.

My name is Addison Blake Chambers, a chick with a dudes name, I am 18 years of age, I live in a pineapple under the sea, and I go to Bellville High School. I have two fucktard parents, and a dog named Winston. In my free time when I’m not eating or sleeping, I listen to music, play guitar, and dabble in singing if you count in the shower. I also enjoy writing, and the occasional stick figure doodle in the margins of my math notes.

Uh… My favorite color is red…. My guitar is named Kassandra…. I’m a vegetarian…. Listing off random things about myself like a boss….

I have green eyes, black hair, I'm short as fuck >.<….

I fucking live for eyeliner and tattoos and shit like that…

Fuck bro, I didn’t think writing about myself would be this hard to do…

Y’know what? Fuck it bro, I’m done.

From Your Friendly Neighborhood Weirdo,
Addison