Sequel: No Clue Why I'm Alone
Status: I luffles Romeo :3

No Clue Why I Met You

Frank

Addie Doll,

Oh I know, That's exactly why I told you that. Bitches be wet now. Come to my house and I'll lend you some new ones after some fun ;D

Please, the world won't mind seeing my floppy dick. Just like the band members didn't. It is my dick after all.

Yeah. Dicks are cool.

Because that's what your mom said last night.

Oh all night, babe ;)

It takes a lot more than a creepy fangirl who found my email to scare me away. We'd have to be pulling perverted jokes on each other for that to happen.

Oh shit.

Bless My Vagina Filled Imagination,
Frank.
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MY WORD FUCKERY HAS BEEN WRITTEN. THY'S TURN.