No Clue Why I Met You

Dearest Addison,

I would like to inform you that I politely accept your formal invitation to take a sensual yet leisurely stroll through the rain.

Indeed it is, and I do believe you are not the only one who has acquired unnatural body sweat.

Regards,
Frank Anthony Iero Jr.

TRANSLATION:

Dear Addi,

Fuck yes.

Love,
Frank XOX