No Clue Why I Met You

Frank,

BRO, IF YOU COULD GET ME INTO ONE OF YOUR CONCERTS, I WOULD FUCK YOU INTO THE NEXT AREA CODE.

But no, i am not a sleezy groupie.

But i would fucking love to see you guys oh. my. god.

Ugh, i hate when i sound all fan-girly....

.....Who said i was wearing a shirt bro??

And if i could have Mikeyway's knees, i would just be awkward all over the place like no joke bro. I am legit about this shit.

Gerd, you know he ain't lyin about yo sassiness.

Mmm. Mm. Mmm. *insert head wiggle and finger snap here*

I'm Just Gunna Go Before I Scare Your Friends Away >,< ,
Super!Fucking!Axe!Wielding!Bob!