No Clue Why I Met You

Dear Addie,

Master of the pokerface? Is that one of the Tumblr jokes? Because he shows a lot of emotion, especially in bed.

I only said that because he left. But Gee is still here.

Gee says he wants to meet the right girl before he has children. By right woman he obviously means me. I mean, obviously.

You may bite, but I lick, Suck and fuck ;D Go tell that to all your little fangirl friend and they'll be running at my door. xD

Fuck me, I accidentally spit out my Gum,
Frank.