No Clue Why I Met You

Frank,

FUCK YOU FRANK IERO, FUCK YOU BRO.

NOW I HAVE THIS MENTAL IMAGE OF FUCKING CLENCHED ASSCHEEKS IN SPANDEX
>,<

I could have just stalked you down, and gotten your email by being a hacker..

YOU
JUST
NEVER
KNOW

I happen to be looking for a house-wife...

Are you interested?

Job Includes: Cooking, Sewing, And Keeping Me Pleasured In The Bedroom,
Addison