Jesse Eisenberg & the Baby Deer

Andrew Garfield and Carey Mulligan are two of the most wanted serial killers in the UK, nicknamed the Baby Deer by the authorities. Jesse is the homeless guy living outside of their new apartment that they take a shine to. Is there any way this won’t end in tears (and lots of bloodshed)?

Semi-inspired by the Andrew-and-Carey-are-serial-killers meme. It's not necessary to read Turn Every Good Thing to Rust to understand this; it stands alone pretty easily.