The Adventures of Him and Her

A series of disconnected vignettes starring him and her. This is humor, not romance. It's hard to give a summary when the chapters aren't connected.

"Something like that, yeah. So, Magellan, what do you propose we do here?"

"Why the hell did you just call me Magellan?"

She shrugged. "I've had a burning desire to say it all day. Now that my burning desire is out of the way I can concentrate more on your broken ankle and stubborn streak."
  1. Part One: Give Me Back My Shoe
    He hurts his ankle. She annoys him. They get in a car.