Snape Dragons and Dance Lessons

It was well past curfew, around three in the ungodly morning. A lone figure slowly walked down the hallway, humming softly as it made its way through the darkness.

“What are you doing out after curfew?” a harsh voice echoed down the hall and the figure turned to look at the speaker.

“Ahhhhh,” the yawn interrupted the figure’s reply and they smiled sleepily. “Severus, how nice to run into you.” The figure murmured as it leaned against the wall, waiting for the approaching light to come closer. Finally Severus was before them and he stared down at them surprised.

“Professor Sabria, what are you… wearing?” Severus Snape, Potions Master, looked down at Hogwarts current dance teacher. Allegra was clad in something that, well, covered nothing really; a black leather biker jacket was the most she was wearing, the rest of her covered in what Severus could only describe as lacy lingerie. A black bra accented her large chest, her stomach left bare to reveal an onyx and diamond belly button ring, a hair of leather skin tight shorts barely holding in her perfectly sized rump, and black fishnet tights.

“Like what you see Professor Snape?” Allegra’s voice startled Severus from his staring and he quickly looked back up at her, noticing her smirking smile. He noticed her short blonde hair was spiked up into a faux hawk, the tips of her hair now frosted black, pale skin accentuated by dark raccoon like eyes, and a small white diamond glittering in her nose.

“I ask again Professor Sabria, what do you think you are wearing?” Severus growled, his eyes firmly fixed on her face. Allegra sighed and pushed off of the wall she was leaning on, standing before him with her hands on her hips, and chest pushed forward.

“Well since you seem so adamant in knowing why I am dressed like this,” she gestured to her outfit. “I had a performance with the muggle music artist Lady Gaga, and this was the costume for tonight’s event.” She smirked at him and his confusion at her mention of the muggle hip hop artist.

“Well I will have to ask you to please quickly return to your chambers before some curfew breaking student sees you-“ a noise down the hall alerted them to another’s presence and Severus quickly pointed his wand further down the hallway, to reveal nothing. Severus narrowed his eyes at the empty corridor before he turned to Allegra. “Please go change your attire.” He said very professionally and Allegra smirked at him.

“Alright Severus, I shall see you at breakfast tomorrow then.” She smirked, blowing him a kiss as she turned on her heals and slowly strutted away, generously swinging her hips to and fro, feeling a piercing gaze on her back until she turned the corner.

“Ah, Allegra, you look refreshed!” Albus greeted the next morning as Allegra collapsed into the chair between a brooding Severus Snape and a smirking Albus Dumbledore. Allegra looked at the headmaster like he was insane; Allegra looked nothing like refreshed this morning. Dark circles rimmed the underside of her eyes, eyes half closed with sleep, hunched over with exhaustion, and robes carelessly thrown on her body.

“Albus, you should know better than to lie to me.” She smirked at the headmaster as her hand darted out to grab a cup of coffee, and hunching around it as she drank greedily from the cup. The headmaster simply laughed at her darkly mooded comment and continued on with her breakfast.
“Good morning Severus.” Allegra greeted the Potions Master that was sitting stick straight as he enjoyed that morning’s Daily Prophet. The man turned and scowled at her, not even offering words to her before he returned to his paper, taking a sip from the tea cup he had enchanted to float within reach.

“Have a good evening patrolling the halls?” Allegra pressed, refilling her coffee cup and grabbing a blueberry bagel.

“Ngh.” His grunt was her reply and she narrowed her eyes at him.

“Have anything fun planned for class today?” she tried again.

“Mmmhmm.” Was her only reply.

“I mixed your worm tail with dragon scales in your classroom before I came to breakfast.” The Potions Master shoved himself to his feet, instantly running from the Great Hall, tea cup still levitating midair.

“What did you say to him my dear?” the headmaster leaned towards her, looking at where Severus had exited.

“Oh you know, just a prank to officially greet my favorite Professor.” Allegra smirked at the intelligent wizard next to him as she rose to her own feet just as an explosion shook the castle. The headmaster shot her a cross between a smirk and scolding gaze and she smiled down at him. “Don’t worry Albus, just a small explosion, nothing Severus can’t fix in minutes.” Students were looking around worriedly as they tried to find the source of the vibration and echoing sound.

Suddenly the teacher’s entrance to the Great Hall was once again thrown open and a fuming Severus Snape stepped out of the door way. Chuckles and laughs filled the hall as everyone got a look at the professor, his normally long black hair was now a very loud hot pink, blasted to stick out straight in the back, the front of his robes also a bright pink, and his face a picture of hot pink fury. Allegra couldn’t help the small squeak of a laugh that escaped her mouth and Severus’ gaze turned coldly towards her.

“Allegra! Detention!” he roared, his face a picture of fury and Allegra finally gave up the fight, doubling over with laughter, clutching her stomach. Gasping for air she righted herself, still laughing hard.

“Severus, hate to break it to you, but you can’t give another Professor detention.” She smirked at him, her lips twitching as she held back her laughs. Severus opened his mouth to retaliate before quickly realizing his mistake in shouting that he was giving another Professor detention. Allegra slowly walked by him, laughing as she patted him on the shoulder and continued out of the Great Hall with her full coffee mug in hand.