There's a Serial Killer at My Front Door!

This was a dream I had last night, so I decided to write it in story form becuase I thought it would make a good story. I think I had that dream because I watched last night's episode of The Boondocks. The one with Stinkmeaner's "friends" and them getting "revenge" on the Freemans. Well, in that episode Fushido Brown got his head chopped off, so........ya.