She Quenched My Thirst

Well I’ve converted Emmett, Rosalie, Bella and Jasper into my weird but amazing way of thinking.
The boys and I stopped at Carlisle’s door. I knocked on it. “WE ARE HERE TO SEE THE WIZARD OF OZ!” I called through the door.

“He’s not home but you may come in” Carlisle told us with humor in his voice. The three of us entered Carlisle’s study and sprawled ourselves around the room.

I flop onto his white sofa and said “Oh great and magical wizard will you please help me get back home to Kansas?” I asked imitating Dorothy’s voice perfectly.

Carlisle glanced at me and asked “Can I examine your mental health?”

“Sure I was waiting for you to ask me that.” I said getting off of the couch and hopping onto the examination table located in the corner of the cluttered room.
He chuckled at my enthusiasm. He was about to start when we heard a crack and Bella gasp. “Carlisle” Edward said.

Carlisle disappeared and we heard him talking down stairs. Bella said the baby stretched and broke a rib. They were taking her to get x-rayed and have the rib taped.
I hopped off of the table and said “I guess the examination would have to wait.” Emmett and Jasper went back to researching and I went down stairs.

I peeked around the corner and saw Jake sitting there with his eyes closed. I stepped into the living room and he opened his eyes.
“Hi” I smiled “Where is everyone?” I asked sitting in the doorway across from him so we don’t have to smell each other to much. That sounded weird.

“Seth and Leah are running a patrol and your family just went upstairs to help Bella.” I looked down at his ill fitted clothes and asked “Are those your?”

He looked down and said “No I think they were Emmett’s. I know they don’t fit well but I’m not trying to make a fashion statement.”

“I know, do you want me to get you clothes.”

“No thanks I’m not in the mood for shopping.” He muttered sarcastically.

“Aw but I was going to buy you a bunch of fairy princess dresses.” I pouted.

He chuckled “You’re not that bad for a bloodsucker, there’s no stick up your butt like some people.” I laughed and said “They aren’t always this bad. Their under a lot of stress and that’s why they’re like this. Now back to the matter of your clothes. Do you want me to go to La Push and get clothes for you and your followers?” He cringed at the word followers then said

“Sam and the pack would attack and kill you if they came across your scent.”

“Sam and the pack would TRY to kill me if they come across my scent. I’ll stay in the trees. And besides if they come across it they won’t send anyone after me back into Forks.” He thought about it.

“I guess you’re right, go if you want to but just so you know I never asked you to go, you did this on your own free will.” I nodded getting up.
“No problem Jake, I’ll be back.” I said walking down the steps of the front porch and climbing up a tree. I saw Seth and Leah emerge from the bushes below me. Jacob explained what I was doing and then Jake said “Wait Stella I think Seth wants to tell you something.” I watched as Seth trotted away and came back as a human.

“Will you give our mother a message?” He asked.

“Sure sweetie, hold on.” I went back into the house, got paper and pencil and handed them to Seth. He started to write something then Leah phased back (in the bushes) and wrote something too.

They both signed the note, Leah handed it to me and muttered “Thank you”
“Your welcome” I smiled putting the note into my pocket and going back up the tree.

I swung through the trees like an acrobat and got to La Push pretty quickly. I was careful to avoid the spots where I smelled the pack the strongest. I found a way to Seth a Leah’s house first.

I snuck in through the window and found myself in what smelled like Seth’s room. I found his school bag and emptied it of its contents. I started to fill it with cut off shorts and t-shirts. That’s all the clothes he wanted.

I closed the bag and stuck my head out of the door. I looked around for any signs of people. I heard people walking around down stairs. I also heard someone rolling around down stairs. I think Jake’s dad is in a wheelchair. I peeked down stairs and saw Emily, a man in a wheelchair and a cooper skinned woman who resembled Seth and Leah.

Emily turned toward me and jumped. When she realized it was me she said “Stella you scared me”

“Sorry Emily I didn’t mean to” She held her arms out to me and I happily went to hug her. I could feel two pairs of eyes on me as I let go of her. Emily turned toward the other two people in our presence.

“Oh right sorry, Stella this is Jake’s dad Billy and Seth and Leah’s mom Sue.” She said motioning to each of them. I smiled weakly and said “hi”

“Why were you upstairs?” Billy asked me.

“Oh I was getting clothes for Seth and Leah who, by the way, wanted me to give this to you.” I said pulling the note from my pocket and handing it to Sue. She took it immediately and read it.
“They are all right, right?” She asked me.

“Yeah I keep an eye on Seth, Leah hates me but she’s fine too. Jacob watches them and makes sure they stay out of trouble.” I said reassuringly. She looked back at the note, turned it over and started to write on the other side. She folded it and then handed it back to me.

“Please bring this back to them.” I nodded and slipped the note into my pocket.
“Hey Emily could you help pack Leah’s clothes, she hates the way I smell.” I asked already going upstairs.

“Sure” She said following behind me. She put a bag together for Leah and gave it to me.

“Hey Emily when you go back down stairs tell Billy I will be breaking into his house to get clothes for Jake.” I told her with one foot out of the window.

“Sure thing bye now” She smiled hugging me before I dropped out of sight. I got too close to the ground before I realized I wasn’t supposed to be walking around down there. I got back up into the tree and hoped the wolves would know I was there. I made my way to where Jacob’s scent was strongest. I slipped into the house and tore through his room in record time. I zipped the bag closed when I heard the door down stairs open and thundering footsteps coming upstairs.

I thought about what would happen if I left and they came after me and I didn’t feel like running for dear life at the moment so I decided to sit and see what they would do.
Soon enough Sam, Quil, Embry, Paul and Jared came bursting into the room.

“How the hell did you all fit through there?” I asked looking at the doorway, which was still in one piece, in amazement.

“Why are you here?” Sam growled ignoring my question completely.

“I decided not to fling myself from this second story window and have-” I paused to count them “all five of you hunting my ass down because I’m on enemy territory.” I told them dropping the bags of clothes and facing them.

They looked like they were ready to kill me when Embry asked “Why do you have those?” I glanced down at the bags and said “Seth, Leah and Jacob need clothes and we weren’t going far to get them. Actually my family doesn’t know I’m here and if I don’t get back soon Jasper is going to kick Jacob for no apparent reason.” I said reaching for the bags again.

“Don’t move, you’re not going to talk yourself out of this” Paul growled. I froze and muttered ‘I doubt that’ while I waited for them to say something “How do we know she’s telling the truth?” Jared asked someone.

“I don’t know, but we can’t just let her go.” Paul answered. I could feel their eyes on me. “Stand up” Sam said. I robotically stood up and held my position. They looked at me and Sam asked “You got clothes for Leah and Seth? Did Emily and Sue and Billy see you?”

“You were only suppose to use one and in that sentence.” I told him.

“Answer the question” he growled about two seconds away from ripping my head off.”

“Ok fine, I did see them, and Sue gave me a note for Seth and Leah.” I told them taking the paper from my pocket and handing it to them. Sam snatched it from my hand. “That was rude you’re not supposed to snatch from people.” I pouted looking hurt.

No one was sympathizing for me so I sat on the window seal and reached for my phone which had just started ringing. I looked at the caller ID and saw Jasper’s name flashing.

I smiled and pressed accept. “Hello?” I sang into the phone.

“Stella, where are you Jacob told us you were in La Push.” Jasper sounded frantic.

“Calm down, Jazz I am in La Push and I am facing 5 angry werewolves, but there’s no need to worry, I can see Superman flying around outside the room.” I smiled happily.

He sighed probably thinking I was going to get myself in trouble. In case he hasn’t realized I am already in a lot of trouble.

“Stella this is no time to be funny, I was too close to breaking the treaty to see if you were ok.” “I’m pretty sure I did that already, they’re trying to figure out what to do with me now.” I told him looking out the window to see if Superman would really come by and save me. But alias he was nowhere to be found.

“Hey I have to go, I’m wearing out the dogs’ patience I’ll be home soon, I love you Jazz” I said closing my phone.

“As you can clearly see I have somewhere to be so if you don’t mind,” I started to get the bags again.

“Wait” Sam said. I sighed again and stood up “What?” I asked getting impatient.

“If Sue gave you a note we want to see it.” He told me holding his hand out. I pulled the note out of my pocket and gave it to him.

“She can’t be telling the truth it reeks with her scent.” Paul said looking at me again.

“No shit Sherlock, the paper was in my pocket” I told him as if he was the dumbest person I ever talked to. I took the note back from Sam and said “Why don’t you call Emily or Sue or Billy and ask them?”

“You were only suppose to use one or in that sentence.” Paul said.

“I was listing options so I could use more than one or.” I told him successfully grabbing the bags. I started to leave the room, this time through the door.

They looked shocked that I was walking so close to them. “Well come on.” I said stepping out of the room into fresh air. I walked down stairs and started singing the Flintstones theme song.

“Flintstones. Meet the Flintstones.
They're the modern Stone Age family.
From the town of Bedrock,
They're a page right out of history.

Let's ride with the family down the street.
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.

When you're with the Flintstones
you'll have a yabba dabba doo time.
A dabba doo time.
You'll have a gay old time.”

I happily sang skipping down the stairs swinging the bags in my hands like I wasn’t about to be killed by overgrown dogs. I stopped at the bottom of the stairs and faced them.

They were standing at the top of the stairs looking at me the same way Jacob looked at me before. “I’m crazy I thought you knew that” I told them

“We did think you were crazy but now we think you completely and utterly deranged.” Embry said coming down with everyone else.

“Carlisle was suppose to check my mental health this morning but got distracted by other problems a little more important than my random karaoke moments.” I told them retrieving the phone.

Sam talked to Emily who vouched for me being there and her helping me get clothes for Leah and Sue giving me the note for her kids. I heard Sue tell Sam to let me go so I could get the note to them. So then with great disappointment Sam told me I was free to go.

“I told you I would get out of this.” I told them smugly before leaving in a hurry.