Commercial Parodies

Scene starts with Olivia sitting on the couch eating a yogurt, and Emma comes up and sits beside her.

Emma:
What are you doing?

Olivia:
Eating some yogurt (Leans in and whispers) I need to get regular.

Emma:
But don’t you need to eat Activia yogurt to get regular?

Olivia-
No not really. The live cultures in Activia is in all yogurt.

Emma:
Huh, so why exactly is Activia making it seem like it’s different than every other yogurt?

Olivia-
No I don’t think they’re trying to do that, I think they just like talking about poop.

Announcer: This commercial was brought to you by regular yogurt: The same as Activia, we just don’t talk about how it makes you crap your pants.