Predictable

first.

A game of cards. We've been playing this for years. Every holiday, you bring them with you. You're determined to win. But you can't.

You're so predictable. It's so easy. I always win.

No matter how hard you try. No matter how hard you practise. I always win.

It's been three times in a row now. We've been playing for two hours. You're getting better at it, but you're so predictable. When I put a King down, you put your Queen down. You save your jokers up until the last three moves.

Then I always know what to do. And I always win.

It's driving you insane, but you can't help it; you're so predictable.