Its Not Unusual (Just Extremely Fucked Up)

My chest heaved both with anticipation and under the pressure of remembering how to function properly. It was by no means my first hook up with a stranger but they didn't usually occur somewhere as random as McDonalds and the strangers were never this beautiful. I'd obviously inherited my mother's acquired taste for musicians, we only differed in the sense she preferred drummers and the occasional roadie back in the day where as I appeared to be more drawn to singers. Most of her conquests had been complete assholes and growing up in that environment had prompted me to make a vow to myself that i'd never end up in the same boat. So far Alex had proven to be anything but a douche, there was something about him I just couldn't resist.

"Leger probleme, Flyzik only booked two rooms and we have six people. Not that I don't adore your body odour but that's a bit of a squeeze" Jack announced decidely, following Alex's eyes to the poster a few feet away announcing a promotion the hotel had on for newlyweds.

Free upgrade to the master deluxe suite. Case in point, Alex's cute little world somewhere halfway between reality and fantasy came under said category of things about him I couldn't resist.

"Did you forget the tiny little fact, that oh yeah, we're not married" I laughed, dismissing Alex's grin and waggle of his eyebrows.

I was doubtful of our ability to pull this off but willing to go along with the plan nonetheless. I was a bad liar and an even worse actress. Worsened by the fact Alex and I looked several years junior to our actual ages. Nat and Jack supplied inexpendably that we could always shove Alex's shirt under mine and act like I was knocked up to sell our little charade a bit more. Chivarly clearly wasn't just dead with these two but practically cremated.

"Dude we can't even send you to McDonalds without you coming back with a chick? unbelievable. You did buy food with that money right?".

Nat cast a disparaging look at the two guys who'd just joined us and by the looks of it the receptionist who was watching us intently shared her sentiments. Alex sidled closer to wrap his arms around me, seemingly unphased by the guys misconceptions. Jack on the other hand didn't look so forgiving as he led Nat in the general direction of the elevators, all the while mumbling apologies between their joined lips.

"Zack, Rian, you guys remember Lana, my wife. Guess you guys are still pretty wasted on all that free champagne huh? why don't you go wait in the elevator with Nat and Jack" Alex stated from behind gritted teeth, eyes darting between them and the poster hopeful that they'd catch on to the plan.

"You married a hooker?? how long were we gone?". No such luck.

I stifled my laughter in Alex's chest, Zack was obviously just as perplexed as Rian though with a quick shake of their heads they headed in the same direction as Nat and Jack.

The receptionist greeted us with a quirky smile, and by us I mean Alex. I was brought back to earth with an abrupt thump, this is what it would be like to date him for real. Girls constantly throwing themselves at him, the free meals from the giddy waitresses weren't exactly a bad thing but it filled me with sadness that the majority of girls Alex met treated him like a piece of meat as opposed to the human being he actually was.

"I'm so sorry for the disruption, like my husband said some of the guests enjoyed the free champagne a little too much. We'd like to take advantage of your promotion if it's not too much trouble". A surge of adrenaline flew through me as I flashed my grandmother's ring, which i'd conveniently moved to my ring finger.

"Of course, and if there's anything you need, and I do mean anything". Again the statement was aimed at Alex.

A certain air of smugness emitted from me as I leaned over to pluck the key card from between her slender fingers.

"Actually could you send up some flavoured lube and some handcuffs if it's no trouble?". Beside me Alex replaced his laughter with a grin, hands sliding over my hips before taking my hands in his.

"You are a bad girl, i'm never usually corrupted this easily" Alex exclaimed with feigned innocence as we stepped into the elevator.

I smirked as I tugged him close to me by his belt buckle, still pleasantly buzzing from our little escapade as our lips met. Alex positioned himself between my legs, panting softly against my mouth as I sucked his lower lip between mine. Too distracted to notice the elevator stopping and the four faces staring at us.

"Party time" I announced with a grin, holding up the key card.