My random Naruto life
Karaoke night
"You've got to be kidding me." I said to myself then took a swig of my sake. "This has got to be one of the dumbest ideas they have come up with so far." The reaper which is the name of the bar I'm sitting at right now(I know the names kinda of ironic right?) And they decided to have a karaoke night to bring in more business.
"I have to agree with you on that."
"GAH! For Kamis sake Kakashi how many times do I have to tell you not to "poof" (And yes I did the little hand gestures to prove my point) Behind me!"
"Sorry must have slipped my mind."
"Yeah I'm sure it did."
Kakashi then pulled up a chair and sat next to me "So you gonna get up there tonight?" He asked.
"Hell no, Singing in a bar is not one of my things."
"So I told Sasuke, first you have to put all your goats in a blender..."
"Looks like your old students had a little to much to drink tonight kaka-poo." I said nudging him in the side.
"Stop calling me that."
"I will when you stop poofing, Kaka-poooooooo."
"And then I told Sasuke that the only way you can kill those things is with kindness, and a free apetizer from Chilis. Isn't that right Sasuke?" Naruto said while draping an arm over Sasukes shoulder.
"Hnnn."
"Hey I have the greatest idea known to man!" Naruto then proceded to drag Sasuke by the arm and lead him to the stage.
"Hello everybody! My name is Naruto Uzamaki and this is my friend Sasuke! Say hi Sasuke."
"Hnnn."
"Close enough! Now this song is dedicated to all you beautiful men out there." Naruto said while pointing to the audience. "Hit it dj!"
"Oh dear." Both Kakashi and I said at the same time.
"Humidity is rising - Barometer's getting low
According to all sources, the street's the place to go
Cause tonight for the first time
Just about half-past ten
For the first time in history
It's gonna start raining men.
It's Raining Men! Hallelujah! - It's Raining Men! Amen!
I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get
Absolutely soaking wet!
It's Raining Men! Hallelujah!
It's Raining Men! Every Specimen!
Tall, blonde, dark and lean
Rough and tough and strong and mean
"Take it away Sasuke!"
"..."
"Good!"
God bless Mother Nature, she's a single woman too
She took off to heaven and she did what she had to do
She taught every angel to rearrange the sky
So that each and every woman could find her perfect guy
It's Raining Men! Hallelujah! - It's Raining Men! Amen!
It's Raining Men! Hallelujah!
It's Raining Men! Ame---------nnnn!
I feel stormy weather / Moving in about to begin
Hear the thunder / Don't you lose your head
Rip off the roof and stay in bed
God bless Mother Nature, she's a single woman too
She took off to heaven and she did what she had to do
She taught every angel to rearrange the sky
So that each and every woman could find her perfect guy
It's Raining Men! Yeah!
Humidity is rising - Barometer's getting low
According to all sources, the street's the place to go
Cause tonight for the first time
Just about half-past ten
For the first time in history
It's gonna start raining men.
It's Raining Men! Hallelujah! - It's Raining Men! Amen!
It's Raining Men! Hallelujah! - It's Raining Men!
"I really wish I had my camera on me" I said chuckling.
"Tell me when it's over." Kakashi said with his head in his hands.
"Oh come on it's not that ba....Oh Naruto just hurled on stage, and you might wanna get Sasuke he's trying to restore his clan with a bar stool."
"*Sigh* I'm on it, you grab Naruto."
"Got it. Come on Naruto let's take you home before you cause anymore of a scene."
"FISH!!!" Naruto yelled.
"What?!"
"Sorry Wyn I thought you were a marlin!"
"Ooooookay, Well I'm off."
"Same here." Sasuke was trying to wiggle his way out of Kakashis arms yelling "I must restore the clan!"
"Good luck with that, See ya Kaka-poo!"
POOF!
Karaoke night seemed to prove more interesting then I first thought...
"I have to agree with you on that."
"GAH! For Kamis sake Kakashi how many times do I have to tell you not to "poof" (And yes I did the little hand gestures to prove my point) Behind me!"
"Sorry must have slipped my mind."
"Yeah I'm sure it did."
Kakashi then pulled up a chair and sat next to me "So you gonna get up there tonight?" He asked.
"Hell no, Singing in a bar is not one of my things."
"So I told Sasuke, first you have to put all your goats in a blender..."
"Looks like your old students had a little to much to drink tonight kaka-poo." I said nudging him in the side.
"Stop calling me that."
"I will when you stop poofing, Kaka-poooooooo."
"And then I told Sasuke that the only way you can kill those things is with kindness, and a free apetizer from Chilis. Isn't that right Sasuke?" Naruto said while draping an arm over Sasukes shoulder.
"Hnnn."
"Hey I have the greatest idea known to man!" Naruto then proceded to drag Sasuke by the arm and lead him to the stage.
"Hello everybody! My name is Naruto Uzamaki and this is my friend Sasuke! Say hi Sasuke."
"Hnnn."
"Close enough! Now this song is dedicated to all you beautiful men out there." Naruto said while pointing to the audience. "Hit it dj!"
"Oh dear." Both Kakashi and I said at the same time.
"Humidity is rising - Barometer's getting low
According to all sources, the street's the place to go
Cause tonight for the first time
Just about half-past ten
For the first time in history
It's gonna start raining men.
It's Raining Men! Hallelujah! - It's Raining Men! Amen!
I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get
Absolutely soaking wet!
It's Raining Men! Hallelujah!
It's Raining Men! Every Specimen!
Tall, blonde, dark and lean
Rough and tough and strong and mean
"Take it away Sasuke!"
"..."
"Good!"
God bless Mother Nature, she's a single woman too
She took off to heaven and she did what she had to do
She taught every angel to rearrange the sky
So that each and every woman could find her perfect guy
It's Raining Men! Hallelujah! - It's Raining Men! Amen!
It's Raining Men! Hallelujah!
It's Raining Men! Ame---------nnnn!
I feel stormy weather / Moving in about to begin
Hear the thunder / Don't you lose your head
Rip off the roof and stay in bed
God bless Mother Nature, she's a single woman too
She took off to heaven and she did what she had to do
She taught every angel to rearrange the sky
So that each and every woman could find her perfect guy
It's Raining Men! Yeah!
Humidity is rising - Barometer's getting low
According to all sources, the street's the place to go
Cause tonight for the first time
Just about half-past ten
For the first time in history
It's gonna start raining men.
It's Raining Men! Hallelujah! - It's Raining Men! Amen!
It's Raining Men! Hallelujah! - It's Raining Men!
"I really wish I had my camera on me" I said chuckling.
"Tell me when it's over." Kakashi said with his head in his hands.
"Oh come on it's not that ba....Oh Naruto just hurled on stage, and you might wanna get Sasuke he's trying to restore his clan with a bar stool."
"*Sigh* I'm on it, you grab Naruto."
"Got it. Come on Naruto let's take you home before you cause anymore of a scene."
"FISH!!!" Naruto yelled.
"What?!"
"Sorry Wyn I thought you were a marlin!"
"Ooooookay, Well I'm off."
"Same here." Sasuke was trying to wiggle his way out of Kakashis arms yelling "I must restore the clan!"
"Good luck with that, See ya Kaka-poo!"
POOF!
Karaoke night seemed to prove more interesting then I first thought...