Status: I'm tryin' guys. Fo' sho'.
Hey Stranger, I Want You to Catch Me Like a Cold
Silvany Lana Nicolette Davenport was born in November fifth. She has shiny brunette hair, and hates raisins, applesauce, and tacos. The usual, you know how it goes. She was happy in America. At age 16, she just finished her sophomore year in high school.
Silvie was a witch. But when her lovely parents announced that the British "Ministry" needed them in their Auror department to help catch a sociopath, she was less than pleased.
Little did she know that a certain place in Britain was soon to become her favorite place in the world.
Little did she know she was soon to meet the best friends of her life.
Little did she know that she was about to fall harder into something that she didn't know had such depth before.
*If you're looking for hardcore cannon and drama drama drama, walk away. However, if you want a guilty pleasure to make you squeal and giggle and aw and cry, look no further.*
Silvie was a witch. But when her lovely parents announced that the British "Ministry" needed them in their Auror department to help catch a sociopath, she was less than pleased.
Little did she know that a certain place in Britain was soon to become her favorite place in the world.
Little did she know she was soon to meet the best friends of her life.
Little did she know that she was about to fall harder into something that she didn't know had such depth before.
*If you're looking for hardcore cannon and drama drama drama, walk away. However, if you want a guilty pleasure to make you squeal and giggle and aw and cry, look no further.*
- Hogwarts, Onward!
- At Least You're Not the Boy Who Died
- Draco Malfoy Is a Racist
- Is Lady Gaga a Douche?
- You Do Care!
- You Eat Like a Man
- First Day O' School
- American-The Freedom Language
- No Halloween For Silvie
- Trick or Treat
- What is Going On?
- Your Pants Are Looking Extra Bulgy Today
- And I Can Count the National Debt on My Fingers
- Damn You, Guy Fawkes
- Shove a Stick Up His Ass and Call Him Popsicle
- Fancy Eating Dungeon Floor?
- I Am So Going To Hell
- Surprise?
- On to the Next One/Time to Focus
- Partially Devirginifying
- It'll Be Okay
- Thank God I Don't Have a Penis
- Saving Man Pride, or Not
- So That's What It Looks Like
- Probably Just a Dream
- Be Mine
- Those Fabulous Knockers
- Flying Solo
- I'm Sorry
- I Love...Cake
- Big Mouth?
- I Would Start With Zipping Up Your Fly
- Cupcake Wars
- Draco Says Chill
- The Perfect Mother-Daughter Duo
- The Old Eyeball
- Breeding?