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The Oneshot Collective

I'm slowly but surely moving things over from my rather aged Quizilla account. It's worth it just to write and post here... where there are rules and a RATING SYSTEM. If Quizilla had actually kept their old system then all the problems from the past would not be an issue. Ever. Fxxking teennick...
  1. Assistants Are Such Trouble
    A look into the life of a friendly assistant and a friendly musician
  2. Penguins Do It Better
    In case you don't know, penguins choose their mates by presenting the female with a pebble. If it's acceptable then she will mate with that one male for life. I was also in all honesty, thinking of Yoshiki when I wrote this... Obviously ha.
  3. Almost Home Gackt
    Back when I wrote this, everyone could guess who it was. Nowadays? Not so much. Enjoy the psychic side of Gackt-san
  4. I Told You So
  5. It's All Your Fault!
  6. Performance
  7. I'm Sorry, I Don't Speak Perverted Looney Toon
  8. You Never Know In Airports
  9. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.
    Inspired by one of the most egotistical and flat out bitchiest character sketches I have ever seen. I'm sorry sweetie but models don't have tracks on their arms from needles, suicide attempts, overdoses, or the carved initials of a Japanese Pop Star
  10. Being Right
  11. I see you
    Possibly my favorite snippet out of them all.
  12. Fair Farren, Taiji.
    Fair farren is a Scottish term for "good journey"
  13. Fair Farren, Taiji.
    Fair farren is a Scottish term for "good journey"
  14. The Grave
    What to do, what to do when your little boy is being terribly naughty.