The Oneshot Collective

"It needs to rain"

Clap clap

"Sorry, the claper's broken."

"Hehe... clap"

"God you're weird"

"You know you wanna"

Insert creepy smile and eyebrow quirk here

"Wanna what?"

Decidedly uncaring confusion

"Wanna"

"Wanna what? I don't speak perverted looney toon."

Some whining later

"I'm boooooooooooored... Entertain meeeeeeeee....."

"Read a book"

"Meh"

"Watch tv"

"Eh..."

"Watch one of the many movies you have yet to watch"

"Too lazy"

"Then I don't know what to do"

"Do me?"

Which was followed by a yelp as she rolled up the newspaper she wanted very much to read and beat him over the head a few times.