My Relationship Has Reached It's All Time Low

Karma's P.O.V.
"Ok so first is Brandon and Braxton doing something by ICP, then All Time low, then us, then Maria, and finally Anthony's band."
"Oh what are Braxton and Brandon doing?!"
"They're singing...Toy box and if they win...The Juggalo Chant."
"Oh I hope they win...or at least a tie!" I said
"Why?"
"I wanna hear the Juggalo Chant!"

"Ok we're gonna do something new this year." our principal "Well two new things...the first....yes we are allowing swearing in the songs and also the audience will vote for the winner by applause."
"Awesome!" I said
"Ok so first we have Brandon and Braxton doing Toy Box by Insane Clown Posse."
"~winding sound~
Oohh, I like... this... toy! Hmm, watch it go...
~gunshots~
Ay! Ah! Ay! Uh!

~Rrrrrinnnng... rrrrrinnnng~
~beep beep beep!~
We're sorry, but the person you are calling is dead.

I was like 6, I used to get dissed by the chicks.
And everyone would chase me and hit me with bricks,
And rocks and sticks and callin' me names.
And fill my lunchbox with frog brains. Ugh!
When I left school it was much iller.
My daddy was a serial killer, and how about that,
He always made me sit in the back,
With all his dead bodies in my lap. Move!
When I got home, enough of the static,
Hammer and tools and up to the attic.
Never knew any other girls or boys.
Only my toys, toys, toys.
Bang, clang, hammer and twist,
Nobody knows I exist, and I'm pissed.
But I won't be mentally scarred,
Instead I make toys, toys of the graveyard.
Monday, Ring of the bell.
It's all about show and tell. Might as well
Show all of these bastards just what I got.
Yo, check out my toy box.

Nothin' feels better than a good hardy-har-har. Right boys and girls?

We got dead bodies everywhere you look.
All the nerds sittin' up front got cooked.
Others start screamin' and makin' a dash.
So I start handin' out toys fast at last.
You like slinkies? We got slinkies.
Only mine like to wrap around your face then stretch, twist, consume,
And whip your body all over the fuckin' room.
So come, one at a time. Open your gift, and what you will find
Is a toy my friend, that you'll never forget.
It's not everyday that you get your skull split.
You like soldiers? We got soldiers, made with rubber and steel.
They're not real. But I wouldn't just toss 'em under yo' bed.
That's how you get a axe to the fo' head.
Oh, and don't let 'em sit around all day.
Come home and find your mom... dead in the hallway.
Cuz they can be nifty, all the toys are shifty (he-he)
In my toy box. (huh?)

Woooowie, that sure sounds like fun!

That's not a toy, hey wait a minute.
Don't fuck around, homie, you could lose an eye with it.
That's my double blade razor whip chop jimmy.
And it's mine motherfucker, so gimme gimme.
You like toys? You come to the right place.
Try my little toy mutilatin' mental case.
Wind 'em up and let him go among alla ya.
Then bang! Serial slaughterer!
Your turn, reach in and get lucky.
Oh look, he pulled out a rubber ducky. (squeaka squeaka)
And it make a funny sound, then,
Then BANG! Blew the fingers off his fuckin' hand.
Don't stop, class ain't done yet.
I remember you callin' me pointdex', bookworm brainy,
My aggrivation went into these little creations.
Reach in. You might find somethin' wicked.
Wicked scary, chopping pickaderry.
Off with your head, a robot with a sword.
But now he's lookin' at me, but what for?

Wa-wait a minute, I made you, get them not me. Wait a minute,
motherfucka!

O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-Oh I love this record!...(repeat 5x)
Hahahaha, Hoohoohoo! Yahoo! Turn it off!

Hahahaha, Hoohoohoo! Yahoo! Turn it off! (2x)

O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-Oh I love this record!...
O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-Oh I love this... Turn it off!

(Brandon)Tell me why? Why do you feel that you should still be together with
Lisa?
(Braxton)Sure. C-c-c-c'mon man, our relationship ain't all weak and shit. Ya know I
mean-I mean just because she's dead we should just break up or somethin'? FUCK THAT!
(Brandon)Tommy, Tommy, Tommy, listen to me, she's dead man. You gotta move on.
(Braxton)So what! So she's dead. Does that make you fresher than her?
(Brandon)I didn't say that
(Braxton)I don't think so! So she don't talk as much... and she really don't move
around a lot. She's still fresh! She's still fun to be around! Heheh-heheh. You're just predjudice!
(Brandon)Huh?
(Braxton)You're predjudiced against dead people.
(Brandon)Aw man, you really are one sick bastard, Tommy.
(Braxton)Yeah? Fukoof!
(Brandon)What?
(Braxton)Fukoof!
(Brandon)What the fuck is that? What does that mean?
(Braxton)It means Fukoof!
(Brandon)Man, you fuckin' lost it.
(Braxton)Yeah? FUKOOF!" they sang
"Next is Alex, Jack, Rian, and Zack."
**After Song**
"Damn that's gonna be hard to beat!" I said
"Come on we're up!"
**After Talent Show**
"Ok now time to decide the winners! Who thinks it was Brandon and Braxton?" then a lot of people started screaming
"That's gonna be tough to beat...how about All Time Low?" it was close but Brandon and Braxton defiantly beat them
"Now...how about SFTSO?" it was just as loud as Braxton and Brandon
"Oh looks like Brandon and Braxton have some competition! Now how about our last group?" it was about the same as Alex's band
"Ok so looks like we're gonna have a little battle between SFTSO and Brandon and Braxton. First will be SFTSO. Go ahead girls!"
"Ok so with permission from my brother we have permission to play one of their songs...so we will be playing Poppin'!"
"YOU GOT ME POPPIN' CHAMPAGNE!"
"SHUT IT ALEX!" I yelled
"You've got me poppin' champagne
I'm at it again
Caught up in the moment
But not in the right way
I'm falling in between
Tearing up at the seams
We're just aiming to please
And aesthetics don't hurt one bit

So follow me down
Take this all the way
Any way you want to

Why don't you say so?
I think I'm caught in between
The nights and days fly by
When I'm lost on the streets
And my eyes, they despise you for who I am
Why don't you say so?
Why don't you say so?

You've got me thinking that
Lately I've been wishing
The television set would show me more
Than just a picture of the things I've grown to detest
I strip down my dignity
They can take all of me
But they won't ever take what I still believe

So follow me down
Take this all the way
Any way you want to

Why don't you say so?
I think I'm caught in between
The nights and days fly by
When I'm lost on the streets
And my eyes, they despise you for who I am
Why don't you say so?
Why don't you say so?

Give up and let go
I'm just a girl with a dream
And you can take one look
As I fall in between
With my eyes just as wide as my mouth can be
Why don't you say so?
Why don't you say so?

I know, I know, I know
That there's a place for me somewhere out there
I know, I know, I know
That there's a place for me somewhere out there

Why don't you say so?
I think I'm caught in between
The nights and days fly by
When I'm lost on the streets
My eyes, they despise you for who I am
Why don't you say so?
Why don't you say so?

Give up and let go
I'm just a girl with a dream
And you can take one look
As I fall in between
With my eyes just as wide as my mouth can be
Why don't you say so?
Why don't you say so?" I sang
"Alright! Now time for Brandon and Braxton with Juggalo Chant!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=db7H7c0Wb4g
(I don't feel like typing all that out)
"Ok so lets hear it for SFTSO!" we heard a lot of screaming
"Ok now let's hear it for The Juggalos!" loud but not AS loud!
"Well looks like we have a winner...congratulations SFTSO you are the winner!"
**At home**
"TAKE THAT BASTARDS!" I yelled when I saw Alex and them
"Shut up you psychopathic Jugglette!" Alex joked
"Ok just because YOUR uncle was a Juggalo, not mine, doesn't mean I'm a Jugglette!"
"BLAH!"