Twinfestation

The past few days have been hell. No, that’s a complement to the devil. They've been far worse, so indescribably terrible I start to want to breakdown just thinking about it. Everywhere my eyes seem to wonder, there’s a perfectly sickening couple.

Ani had Johna blushing and giggling every two minutes, to the point where I couldn't even be in the same room. Yu has Conner following her around like a dog, but he smiled every moment of it. Though they barely speaking any English, it was easy to tell they were more than satisfied with each others company. Hayden had stuck to me like goddamn fucking glue, repelling Silver like bug spray. This surprised me since Hayden’s bitch, Dan, was on the trip too. And, of course, Ash gravitated towards Silver, making him smile almost as much as the fucking texts he’d get from David every three seconds.

"Nnnuhhh! Nuhhhh! Nuuhhhh!” Silver exclaimed through the candy stuck in his mouth. "Why do I have to change? I’m no going anywhere."

“Yes you are." Ash stated. "What, did you expect us to let you sit in a hotel room and eat dick the one free night we have.”

"But it’s good.” He tried to reason as he looked at the penis shaped Popsicle in his hand. “and I already went somewhere.”

“The dirty shop down the street doesn't count.” I told him “How’d you even get in there? Why would you go?”

He pointed to Layla, innocence on his face. “Layla took me. But you should have been there, niichan! They had a whole penis candy section! Penis lollipops, penis gummies, penis mints, even penis gummies-“

“-covered in white chocolate.” I finished for him. "Yeah, I saw you eating them earlier."

At that moment, the door bust open and Yu and Connor strode in. Well, Yu more pounced in, landing on the bed and somehow keeping all the white substance in the bowl she was holding."

"Hey Death!" She shouted. "I'm a mess! Can you stop this beating in my chest?"

"I think about it on a daily basis." Layla mumbled.

Yu yelled out a few choice words in Japanese, the only one I understood being bonkura which I knew to be dumb. That led me to believe that she wasn't yelling out the worst that she possibly could, but he gestures made is seem as though she was.

Before the fuss could go any farther, Hayden finally jumped out of my lap and made his way over to Silver.

"No!' Silver shouted when Hayden attempted to pull his T-shirt up. "I don't want to to change here!"

"Why not!?" Hayden asked, sounding rather annoyed.

"Because everyone is here." He mumbled, just loud enough for only Ash, Hayden, and I to hear.

"Aw! You're embarrassed!" Shouting it loud enough for everyone to hear, Silver immediately went red and soldered his eyes to the ground.

"I'm not very muscular." Though the look on his face was adorable, I hurried and rushed everyone except for Ash and Hayden, who clung to my arm when I tried to push him along, out of the room.

"Strip him." I ordered. Leaving no time for Silver to voice his debate, Ash had his shirt off and pants halfway down.

"Grah!" Silver shouted. "This is not how I imagined my first time!"

After the laughing had died down, we got Silver into a hole-less pair of jeans and a white button up, almost the right size but the closest thing to fitting him that we could find. I unbuttoned the top and bottom few buttons and spread it a little, Hayden looking Silver up and down. Though he wasn't looking at Silver that way, I couldn't help but want to rip his eye out of their sockets.

"This doesn't work." Hayden told us. "He doesn't have chest hair, he'll never get past security. We have to button it up a little of find a new shirt.."

I looked at Hayden as if he was crazy. "What? Yes he does."

"What are you talking about?" He leaned in closer, too close for Silver's or my comfort. "I don't see any."

"Run your hand over it," Ash told him. "he does for sure.'

Restraining from slapping Hayden's hand away, I watched as Silver shivered from the sudden warmth on his skin. "Oh! He does!"

"I told you." I shrugged. "It just blends in with his skin."

"I'm sorry I don't tan!" Silver shouted, closing his shirt and turning away. "Where are we going anyway!? Why do I have to dress like this?"

"Don't tell him." I cut Hayden off with this. "It's a surprise."

The look on Silver's face was so cutely laughable, I had to say something else to hold back the noises about to escape my throat. "Everyone is going, don't worry."

"Wait." Hayden said. "Like Conner, Yu, Johna, Ani, Ash everyone?"

"You forgot Layla and me, but yes. It's simple biology: The more you have outside a cell pushing in, the more of a chance you have of actually getting in."

"Biology Is not simple." Ash stated. "Go get ready, I'll find a new shirt and do his hair. Or... try to. Silvester, when is the last time you have brushed your hair."

Silver shrugged. "Thursday morning? I don't know, I have no one to impress."

"We're leaving in half a hour." I said as I ruffled Silver's mop and started to make my way to the door.

"Make it forty five minutes."

"Make it an hour!" Silver shouted after us, followed by a yelp of pain.



Ani's belt almost fully covered her pierced bully button, the hands in her pockets not pulling it down a bit. Almost shockingly, I looked down and saw that her pants actually touched the ground, her black and white Creepers peaking through. Her tight, long sleeved, plain white shirt stopped almost halfway to her bully button, leaving a field of tan-by-contrast skin revealed. Pulling at the fabric of her collar, she gave Johna a slightly annoyed, pained, are-you-serious look.

"I changed my mind," Ani announced. "I want to go as a gay couple, not lesbian."

"No." Johna said firmly, straining to close the last button on her tight, dark blue, front closing dress. "I'm not masculine enough to be a boy and you're too hot to deprive me of this sight."

Ani rolled her eyes then walked across the room to Johna. "Here, hold your boobs and I'll button it." Johna squished them together and tried to push them down, but Ani proved to have just as much trouble as she did. Getting the button halfway through the whole, Ani leaned down to take it between her teeth and pull it the rest of the way through. Johna looked over at us and blushed deep red.

"There." Ani said, standing straight with a red face from effort. "Next time I'm buying you a zip up or slip on. What?" She asked when she noticed Johna's blush. Looking over at us, she got a annoyed, disgusted look on her face. "You guys are pigs. I was dressing her."

"Muhum." Hayden said, standing ridged. "I know."

"So, uh," Johna gasped, her hand over her flattened chest. "if we're all going in couples then don't we have one too many? Ani and I, Salem and Hayden, Silver and Ash, Layla and Yu, then just Conner. We're missing a boy."

"And Yu's going to tear Layla's throat out." Ani added.

I shrugged. "It doesn't matter too much. Conner will stop Yu so she doesn't go to jail. But barring that, we're fine. There's a lot of us already, and Hayden, Silver, and Yu are the only ones who don't look the age. As long as they cling to someone else no one will notice. Did I not explain this earlier, the biology thing?"

"Um, no. You didn't"

"No, you did." Hayden piped up, shoving his phone into his pocket. "I'll be right back." And he ran out of the room without so much as a explanation.

No too concerned about it, I turned back to Johna and Ani, helping them in their debate over boots verses heals. Once they finally decided, we went to find everyone else in Silver's room, trying to convince Silver that his beet up Demonia boots weren't appropriate for where we were going. After a bit of fighting, he was in acceptable footwear and I was sent to hunt down my boyfriend so we could leave.

To be honest, I can't say I was surprised by what I found. Though I can't say I was prepared or expecting it either. In fact, saying that I was would have been such a lie I probably would have pissed myself of more than the sight did.

They were so blunt about it, as if no one would turn this corner. Frustratingly free with where their hands roamed and seemed so annoyingly lost in the time-less zone they had trapped themselves in. actually, I was surprised when Hayden pulled away from his bitch long enough to notice me.

Hayden's mouth moved in wordless sound for a moment before he would make a noise."Sa-"

"Nope." I put a hand up to cut him off. "No, just give me a moment to conceal the boiling fucking volcano of smoldering rage churning up in the black pit of my soul. 'Cause, ya know, I'd have to have a black soul if you thought I wouldn't be bothered enough to really care about any excuse you're going to try to pawn off on me." Folding my arms, I scowled at him, dismissing Danial with a wave of the wrist. "But try me, I could stand to be amused right now."

He was silent for a moment, eyes already threatening tears like he was a victim. Like my words put up a fight against his actions. "You're mad." He stated, not looking up at me.

"Oh, really? I couldn't fucking imagine why I would be." With a unamused smile on my face, my eyes didn't move from his shifty brown Irises and pitch black pupils. "Yeah I'm mad. But more than that, I was just wondering. Why?"

He looked still farther down, wiping his nose before his eyes. "Because you were in love." He spoke up after awhile, voice trying to hold it's own but shaking. "But you didn't love me. You never did. You never would. You were just lonely and hated the idea of never being in love with someone you could have."

The world froze for a moment. "...you...too..." How many people really knew?

He nodded and gave off a little laugh, tightening the fists in my chests. "Yeah, I guess I was too, that's probably why I did it. I just couldn't do it, Salem. I used to think 'I just want him. Is that too much to ask?' " He shrugged. "I finally realized it was. And.... Dan was there to make it slightly better..... Dan likes me, Salem. He said he loves me like I love you. I couldn't help but be happy that someone did. Even if it wasn't you/"

"Hayden," I said softly, most of my annoyance faded. "that still doesn't make it okay."

He nodded slowly, suddenly looking tired and worn. "I know. I'm sorry....even though that doesn't mean much."

Or any.

"I hope maybe you'll let me meet him one day, though." He added after a moment of silence.

"....Why? Aren't you suppose to hate him?" almost as much as I currently hate you.

"Yeah. But you love him. And I still love you." He sighed. "That's enough for me to want to know who got to your heart first. If there was ever really a chance for me."

Scoffing at the pity I almost let myself feel, I turned on my heel and started to make my way back to Silver's room. "The day I introduce you two is the day I start dating Laya."

"Salem-" I didn't turn to see what else he wanted, just walked at a manually steady pace to the room, trying to block all thoughts of Hayden as much as I could. This planed to not have the effect I wanted, my main blockage thought being Silver. And, for some reason, thinking of him hurt just as much.