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Status: I got it mostly laid out :)
Just the Five of Us
Hey, I'm Kristin, 16, sort of emo looking and kinda boring. I don't have very much of a life outside mild sarcasm and it bugs the hell out of my parents.
So, Mom sends me to this new summer camp for five whole stinking weeks, filling my ear of how it will be an excellent experience for me. I know she wants me to make friends and all that jazz, but, I cant do social. I mean, I'm a walking freak! But, it's forced onto me anyway.
When I get there, I discover something interesting...
THEY ARE ALL BOYS!!!
And by boys I mean creatures with low IQ's, the ability to fluster and terrify all girls like me and egos the size of Texas. And on top of that, my worst enemy is present as well.
But that's not the whole story. I don't won't to spoil the good part, so you'll just have to see...
So, Mom sends me to this new summer camp for five whole stinking weeks, filling my ear of how it will be an excellent experience for me. I know she wants me to make friends and all that jazz, but, I cant do social. I mean, I'm a walking freak! But, it's forced onto me anyway.
When I get there, I discover something interesting...
THEY ARE ALL BOYS!!!
And by boys I mean creatures with low IQ's, the ability to fluster and terrify all girls like me and egos the size of Texas. And on top of that, my worst enemy is present as well.
But that's not the whole story. I don't won't to spoil the good part, so you'll just have to see...
- "The Girl"
- Buddy, Your Too Close
- The Hot Guys Keep Coming
- Don't Rape Me...Pleeeease
- Run, Run, Fast As You Can
- Please Don't Look, I'm Sensitive
- Crystal Morris and Other Hallway Hazards
- A day in camp boredom
- Kiesha And A Very Special Stump
- "It's a Bird, It's a Plane, IT'S KRISTEN" - Adrian
- What A Kiss
- I Just Got Paired With a Witch
- Sooo, an Old Guy is Flirting...BADLY
- Bear with me!
- The Prince Wants A Toy
- He Heard Me
- Damon wants ChaChing
- I start Thinking...
- Bang, Bang, Bang
- How Not To Steal A Car
- Tweezers
- Infected
-
Wine With me
(I had no better title) - Dealing With It
- Explosion
- Let's Chase Away the Darkness!
- Mommy
- I hate Damon Alcove
- I'll Stake you With My Heels
-
KRISTEN DOES MAGIC! Yay me...
All it Takes is A Voice in Your Head, and A Can or Pepper Spray - Welcome Riel
- Sweet Dreams
- I No Longer Hate Damon Alcove
-
"Bite Me," Riel Murmured
I bit him. I bit him hard and good right on that rose. - SHOW DOWN!