Teehee TV

Episode Five

Rehtaeh: Hello, my friends! - Well, actually, we hate you all... jk, but ANYWAY! Today we have Gerard Way here because he has recently gotten his appendix removed!!
Johnny; So, Rehtaeh has prepared some questions for him... greaaat...
Rehtaeh: Ok, question #1: Did it hurt?
Gerard: Ummm, I was put to sleep...?
Rehtaeh: Oh, DID YOU ALMOST DIE?!
Gerard: No...
Rehtaeh: Why did you get your appendix removed????
Gerard: I don't really remember...
Johnny: Wooow...
Rehtaeh: Don't be so mean Johnny! WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS SO MEAN?!?! *cries*
Johnny: Well everybody's mean to meeee!
Rehtaeh: *still crying* I don't care! You don't have to be mean baaaaackkkk!! Why are you whining? *cries harder*
Johnny: I'm sorry! Don't cry! *hugs Rehtaeh*
Zacky: *walks on stage* Johnny, WHY ARE YOU HUGGING REHTAEH?!
Johnny: This isn't what it looks like! *blush*
Rehtaeh: *still crying while Johnny's hugging her* He's just _ *sob* - TRYING -*sob*- to be -*sob*- NICE! -*sob*-
Zacky: *pushes Johnny* it's ok, Rehtaeh! *hugs her really tightly*
Rehtaeh: *crying* Zacky... I - can't breathe. -
Zacky: Sorry... *loosens grip*
Johnny: Why are you so mean to me, Zacky?
Zacky: 'Cause you keep hitting on ma girlfriend!
Johnny & Heather: ...
Johnny: I'm not hitting on her...
Rehtaeh: I don't think he is either, Zacky... take a chill pill... I'm not going to cheat on you like Gena...
Zacky: *gasps*
Rehtaeh: I just said I wasn't!
Zacky: If you cheat on me with Johnny, I'll chop of his-
Rehtaeh: Ok, don't say that on T.V. Zackary!
Gerard: That was dramatic...
Rehtaeh: NO, MY EYES ARE RED! AHH!
Gerard: ...
Rehtaeh: Sorry... Anywho... Now that the drama is over... How did MCR react when they heard the news?
Gerard: ... I... haven't told them yet...
Johnny: So... they just found out today?
Gerard: Yep!
Rehtaeh: That's healthy...
Gerard: Well, excuse me!
Johnny: should you have told them BEFORE?
Gerard: No one asked you!
Johnny: Sorry...
Rehtaeh: Ok, anyway, do you feel any different than before?
Gerard: No...
Rehtaeh: Oh...?
Johnny: riiiggghhhttt...
Gerard: *watch beeps* I gotta go! *leaves*
Rehtaeh: Great now we don't have a guest star!
Johnny: Then let's end the show!
Rehtaeh: Fine, Donny
Johnny: IT'S JOHNNY!
*End of Episode*