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Teehee TV
Episode Six
Johnny: Hi, and welcome to-
Rehtaeh: JOHNNY! I'm supposed to introduce the show!
Johnny: But you got to in all the other episodes! I wanna turn!
Rehtaeh: But-
Johnny: I'm introducing the show and that's it!
Rehtaeh: WHAT MAKES YOU BOSS!?
Johnny: I'm older than you!
Rehtaeh: Fine! You do the intro and I'll be the idiot!
Johnny: *tears in eyes* What did you say? W-why would you say that?! *starts crying*
Rehtaeh: I'm sorry Johnny! *hugs Johnny* I didn't mean it!
Zacky: *walks on stage* Hi, you- hey! Why are you hugging Johnny? *glares at Johnny*
Rehtaeh: Why are you always backstage?
Johnny: And *sob* why do you *sob* always come *sob* at the worst *sob* times?!
Zacky: Are you cheating on me with Johnny, Rehtaeh?
Rehtaeh: No! I was being mean to him and made him upset! GOD ZACKY!
Johnny: She doesn’t even like me as a friend! *sob*
Rehtaeh: That's not true Johnny!
Zacky: It better be true! *punches Johnny's stomach*
Johnny: Ow!
Rehtaeh: Zacky! Stop hurting Johnny!
Zacky: Why? Does that OFFEND you?! *punches Johnny in an awkward area*
Johnny: ow! St-STOP!
Rehtaeh: ZACKY! I'll kick YOU!
Zacky: Fine! *sits and outs in Johnny's chair*
Johnny: Hey! *pushes Zacky out of chair*
Zacky: Did you just shove me?! *jumps on Johnny and starts strangling him*
Rehtaeh: Zacky!
Zacky: What? *still strangling Johnny*
Rehtaeh: *slaps Zacky*
Zacky:*puts hand on slap wound* Ow, what was THAT for?!
Rehtaeh: For not listening to me the FIRST time, Zackary!
Zacky: *cries* I though you lurved meh!
Rehtaeh: I do! *hugs Zacky* Just stop hurting people unless they deserve it!
Johnny: which I did NOT!
Rehtaeh: Zacky likes lollipops...
Zacky: ...*sobs*
Rehtaeh: Johnny did NOT deserve that Zacky *still hugging him*
Zacky: I'm sorry! *sobs into Rehtaeh's shoulder*
Rehtaeh: Uhh...
Johnny: It's not ok!
Rehtaeh: Zacky, apologize to Johnny again...
Zacky: I’m sorry...
Rehtaeh: Good boy! Now we can introduce the GUEST STARS! Jeremy!
Johnny: And the JONAS BROTHERS!
Fangirl: YAY!
Zacky: *throws shoe at fangirl* Go away!
Fangirl: *runs away crying*
Rehtaeh: She DID deserve that! *starts laughing*
Joe: I <3 my hair!
Johnny: Your hair is ugly!
Joe: Wouldn't be talkin' there!
Johnny: Want to say that to my FACE?!
Rehtaeh: Joe! JOHNNY'S HAIR IS WAY COOLER THAN YOURS!!
Nick: That's not very nice! *punches Rehtaeh*
Rehtaeh: *screams*
Jeremy: *takes out cell phone and records scream*This will make a great ring tone! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Zacky: On no you didn't! *kicks Nick in groin*
Rehtaeh: Eww... blood...
Jeremy: Here Kevin! Eat this pie! *actually a bomb*
Kevin: Thanks! *blows up*
Rehtaeh: Crap! Nick broke my nose! AHHHH!
Zacky: *gasps*
Jeremy: *throws 'pies' at Nick and Joe*
Nick: *blows up*
Joe: *blows up*
Johnny: We gotta go now, since Nick broke Rehtaeh's nose!
Zacky: *drags Rehtaeh's unconscious body off stage*
*End of Episode*
Rehtaeh: JOHNNY! I'm supposed to introduce the show!
Johnny: But you got to in all the other episodes! I wanna turn!
Rehtaeh: But-
Johnny: I'm introducing the show and that's it!
Rehtaeh: WHAT MAKES YOU BOSS!?
Johnny: I'm older than you!
Rehtaeh: Fine! You do the intro and I'll be the idiot!
Johnny: *tears in eyes* What did you say? W-why would you say that?! *starts crying*
Rehtaeh: I'm sorry Johnny! *hugs Johnny* I didn't mean it!
Zacky: *walks on stage* Hi, you- hey! Why are you hugging Johnny? *glares at Johnny*
Rehtaeh: Why are you always backstage?
Johnny: And *sob* why do you *sob* always come *sob* at the worst *sob* times?!
Zacky: Are you cheating on me with Johnny, Rehtaeh?
Rehtaeh: No! I was being mean to him and made him upset! GOD ZACKY!
Johnny: She doesn’t even like me as a friend! *sob*
Rehtaeh: That's not true Johnny!
Zacky: It better be true! *punches Johnny's stomach*
Johnny: Ow!
Rehtaeh: Zacky! Stop hurting Johnny!
Zacky: Why? Does that OFFEND you?! *punches Johnny in an awkward area*
Johnny: ow! St-STOP!
Rehtaeh: ZACKY! I'll kick YOU!
Zacky: Fine! *sits and outs in Johnny's chair*
Johnny: Hey! *pushes Zacky out of chair*
Zacky: Did you just shove me?! *jumps on Johnny and starts strangling him*
Rehtaeh: Zacky!
Zacky: What? *still strangling Johnny*
Rehtaeh: *slaps Zacky*
Zacky:*puts hand on slap wound* Ow, what was THAT for?!
Rehtaeh: For not listening to me the FIRST time, Zackary!
Zacky: *cries* I though you lurved meh!
Rehtaeh: I do! *hugs Zacky* Just stop hurting people unless they deserve it!
Johnny: which I did NOT!
Rehtaeh: Zacky likes lollipops...
Zacky: ...*sobs*
Rehtaeh: Johnny did NOT deserve that Zacky *still hugging him*
Zacky: I'm sorry! *sobs into Rehtaeh's shoulder*
Rehtaeh: Uhh...
Johnny: It's not ok!
Rehtaeh: Zacky, apologize to Johnny again...
Zacky: I’m sorry...
Rehtaeh: Good boy! Now we can introduce the GUEST STARS! Jeremy!
Johnny: And the JONAS BROTHERS!
Fangirl: YAY!
Zacky: *throws shoe at fangirl* Go away!
Fangirl: *runs away crying*
Rehtaeh: She DID deserve that! *starts laughing*
Joe: I <3 my hair!
Johnny: Your hair is ugly!
Joe: Wouldn't be talkin' there!
Johnny: Want to say that to my FACE?!
Rehtaeh: Joe! JOHNNY'S HAIR IS WAY COOLER THAN YOURS!!
Nick: That's not very nice! *punches Rehtaeh*
Rehtaeh: *screams*
Jeremy: *takes out cell phone and records scream*This will make a great ring tone! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Zacky: On no you didn't! *kicks Nick in groin*
Rehtaeh: Eww... blood...
Jeremy: Here Kevin! Eat this pie! *actually a bomb*
Kevin: Thanks! *blows up*
Rehtaeh: Crap! Nick broke my nose! AHHHH!
Zacky: *gasps*
Jeremy: *throws 'pies' at Nick and Joe*
Nick: *blows up*
Joe: *blows up*
Johnny: We gotta go now, since Nick broke Rehtaeh's nose!
Zacky: *drags Rehtaeh's unconscious body off stage*
*End of Episode*