Status: Gonna rewrite this, guys. This deserves so much better.

The Fox and The Hare

Thinking about it now, my relationship with Michael - Fox to anyone other than myself - had always been a bit cliché. I was the shy, bookish girl who tended not to wear clothes skin-tight, and he was the outgoing, troublesome boy clad in painted on jeans and plaid tops. But, it shouldn't matter if it was cliché or not; from beginning to end he was Fox, and I was Hare, and that was all that really mattered.