The One Finger Salute

"Tay! Get your ass out of bed!" Steve yelled and jumped on my bed. "Fuck off." I groaned and threw a pillow at him. "Come on, Motley Crue is in town!" He said. I sat up and saw that he was sitting on my bed facing me crossed legged. "And why does my mom let you in?" I asked him. "Easy, she loves me just as much as she loves you." He said, and I rolled my eyes at him. "Leave, I have to get dressed." I said pushing him out the door. I threw on a pair of jeans, and an old The Clash t-shirt. I grabbed my board, and opened the door. Steve must have been leaning on the door because when I opened it he fell to the ground. "Smooth move Glover." I said stepping over him. I walked into the kitchen and sat down at the table. "Hey Hun, where's Steve?" My mom asked me. "On the floor outside my bedroom." I said. "Oh." She said. "You could have at least helped me up." Steve said walking into the kitchen. "I didn't feel like it." I said laughing. We ate our breakfast and then decided to go 'hunt' down Motley Crue. "Wait! I get payback!" Steve yelled. With that he ran up and hopped on my back. I carried him all the way to his house.