The Best I Ever Had

This is a Frerard one-shot. I got the idea for this while listening to the song "Best I Ever Had" by Gary Allen and/or Vertical Horizon.

This is Part I of a series of one-shots.
Prequel: Happy Trail
Part II: Miserable at Best
Part III: Everything We Had
Part IV: Champagne's For Celebrating; I'll Have a Martini
Part V: I Take Back Everything

Warning: profanity.