Viva La Elle
Go Jump Off a Cliff!
After going back to sleep and waking up at a sensible time, I pulled on some grey skinnys and a purple tank top. "Bam!" I yelled as I grabbed his keys. I'd rather drive his fancy car than my little boring box with four wheels. "Hey, baby!" Bam yelled from upstairs. "Come down here!" I yelled to him. THere seems to be a lot of yelling going on in my life. I smiled at my joke. "No!" He shook his head, then pulled out a bucket. "Bam! Stop!" I yelled as he dropped the water from the bucket. I jumped back before it could get me. "Go jump off a fuckin' cliff, Bam!" I screamed as I slammed the door. "Only if you hold my hand!" I shook my head and walked over to the car. "Babe! Where ya' goin'?" He asked, hanging his head out of the window. "The store." "Can Bammy come?" I laughed at my moron of a husband. I nodded and got in the car. "Why don't you have a shirt on? Never mind. Don't answer that."