Viva La Elle

"His sexiness needs to take his ass to bed." I said, laughing as Bam threw a fit. As the night grew closer, I and Bam had been arguing over his new nickname. "Not without gettin' some of that good, good lovin'!" He said. I laughed and shook my head, emerging from the closet, wearing what Kirsten Stewart wore in Breaking Dawn Part 1, the blue nightie, "Boy, boo." I said, laughing. He grabbed my butt and squeezed. I swatted his hand away as I laughed, saying, "My ass! Only for me!" "What? This is why I married a black woman! That booty is mine!" Bam yelled. I turned, my mouth hung open as I tried not to laugh. I failed... Epicly. I jumped into bed, purposely sticking my butt out as I snuggled with my pillow. "Baby!" Bam cried out. I laughed quietly as he rolled me over, mounting me. "Get the hell off me." I said, smiling. "Fuck me." He smirked. I rolled my eyes and kissed him. "Interracial-lovin' is the best lovin'." Bam said. I chuckled deeply, "Shut up and love me." I said, pulling the covers over us, wrapping my legs around him.