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*Harry has started a BBM Chat.

Harry - Is everyone ready?

Neville - I'm afraid not.

Luna - Let me guess, Headmaster?

Dumbledore - Does this beard make my head look fat?

Ginny - You look fine, now let's go, the movie starts in 20 minutes.

Ron - I be wizard.

Fred - You bloke, your not a wizard.

George - Downright git, our brother is.

Hermoine - Too bad Ronald really is a wizard you imbecile.

Cho - She has a point....

***

Luna - Let's hurry and take our seats, its almost about to start guys.

Dumbledore - I, being the eldest, am granted the end seat.

Harry - Why is that?

Fred - Because he needs a quick get away in case he has to go number one.

George - Crazy bloke doesn't even know if he's going to the bathroom...

Cho - Be nice you Git.

Hermoine - Has anyone saw Ron?

Harry - RONALD!

Ginny - I swear to god he was dropped many times as a child....

Neville - What's that behind the screen guys....?

Ron - I be wizard.

***

Quickly looking up from their cell phones, the entire crew watched as a figure behind the screen jumped forward, and a big ripping noise appeared as a huge body tore through the middle of the screen.

“I be wizard!!” Geno yelled, holding up the fake wand that came with his costume. Everyone was stunned into silence.

“WHAT THE FUCK GENO? What did I tell you about sneaking up on me?!?” Max exclaimed, jumping out of his seat, throwing his pop corn container to the center of the theatre and hitting Geno directly in the stomach. Someone in the front row let out a loud ‘BOO’ and started throwing popcorn at the grinning Russian.

“What should we do?” Sid asked, taking his role as Harry, the leader. Everyone sort of group huddled around him, until we heard a ‘I’m calling the cops’ somewhere in the crowd around the center man.

“Fuck this, I’m not getting arrested again,” Jordan yelled, jumping over the row of theatre chairs, and running out the door the best he could, wearing Dumbledore robes. We all stared in confusion as to what just happened, until everyone seemed to come back to life.

“WAIT. I have a plan.” Vero said, gathering us all around her, and describing her fool proof plan.

***

*Luna has started a BBM chat.

Luna - Everyone in their places?

Fred - Affirmative, the coast is clear of authority figures.

Harry - At the left-side of the mob.

George - Right-side of the muggles.

Hermoine - Luna and I are both covering the back entrances.

Neville - Still looking for Professer... You think I would be able to spot a man in a dress and a beard the size of Uranus.

Dumbledore - Fuck you, I am still on BBM. Idiot.

Cho - Hermoine and I are in postion, LET'S DO THIS!

***

“Expecto Patronum,” Abby yelled, pointing her wand at the huge mob of people. Everyone looked at her expectantly, and watched as nothing happened.

“FUCK, we aren’t real wizards!!” Sidney yelled, jumping into the crowd, grabbing Geno by the shoulders, and ripped him away from the clutches of the vicious movie-goers.

“Be quiet.” Geno said, lifting a gigantic finger to his lips, and everyone readily complied. We all turned the corner, and saw what he noticed.

Max standing at the top of the steep ramp exiting the theatre, still looking for cops, and pushing buttons furiously on his blackberry.

“MAX!” We all called when Evgeni gave us the motion, and he turned around just as Malkin extended his arms, pushing the previous Penguin down the ramp, and watching him tumble to the wall.

“Fucking Geno, I will get you one day, and I hope you have a minor heart attack.” Max said, walking towards the van as Dumbledore stepped out of the shadows, laughing like an idiot, and joined our group as we made our way back to the car.

***

“Who the fuck are you?” Mel asked, looking at Dumbledore, noticing it looked nothing like Jordan.