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*Mel has started a BBM chat.
Mel - What's all these suitcases doing in the entrance guys?
Sid - Not mine.
Jord - It's the girl I was telling you about, I offered for her to live here. We cool?
Marc - Oh shit...
Max - Staal is screwed more then his mom when she tried to make four children.
Avril - Max, where do you come up with this shit? I am going to break both your thumbs, then you can actually feel like the dog you are.
Abby - Thumb joke. I get it :)
Mel - Wait, how long have you known this girl Jordan Lee Staal?
Vero - C'EST QUOI CE BORDEL PENSEZ-VOUS, VOUS BAISE STUPIDE?
Jord - Translate?
Marc - Something like, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING, ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID?
Kris - Wow, Staalsy, you're really giving us guys a bad rep...
Sid - Wait, did you tell this girl about the living situations?
Max - Fuck.
Avril - Mel, how about a girls day? We can go to the mall, and look at cute baby clothes!
Abby - Yeah, you deserve a break girl.
Jord - She doesn't even know you live here Sid, but we're "breaking in" the bed, peace fools.
*Jord has left the chat.
Vero - My poor, sweet Melanie...
Kris - That is such a dick move...
Geno - Awe Mel-Bear. Geno give big hug, okay?
Max - Mel you're pretty silent, how are you taking it?
Sid - Yeah babe, how ya holding up?
Avril - Jordan's and insensitive jerk, I would expect nothing less of him.
Mel - Oh, no, it's good. I totally prepared for this. That's why after their 'adventure' when they go into the bedroom, his cheer leading uniform is on the bed, full with pom-poms.
Marc - Why in the hell....
Mel - He loves the 'Bring It On' movies, so every time we watch them, he wears the uniform, and does the routines with them... It's actually like some kind of sick role-play, but it's a total turn-on.
Sid - I am sure as hell not wearing a cheerleader uniform...
Max - And now we know why Staal knocked her up before Siddo...
Geno - Sid must do everything to please ladies. Sex = amazing.
Abby - This is such a guy conversation...
Avril - Remember when I first met Flower and thought he was gay... Now he's getting engaged... They grow up so fast.
Kris - How do you stop happy tears bro?
Max - Slap a bitch.
Geno - Fuck Bitches, Get Money.
Abby - EVGENI!
*Jord requests to join the chat*
*Jord has entered the chat
Jord - Fuck you Mel, but it's a good thing it turns her on ;)
*Jord has ended the chat.
Mel - What's all these suitcases doing in the entrance guys?
Sid - Not mine.
Jord - It's the girl I was telling you about, I offered for her to live here. We cool?
Marc - Oh shit...
Max - Staal is screwed more then his mom when she tried to make four children.
Avril - Max, where do you come up with this shit? I am going to break both your thumbs, then you can actually feel like the dog you are.
Abby - Thumb joke. I get it :)
Mel - Wait, how long have you known this girl Jordan Lee Staal?
Vero - C'EST QUOI CE BORDEL PENSEZ-VOUS, VOUS BAISE STUPIDE?
Jord - Translate?
Marc - Something like, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING, ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID?
Kris - Wow, Staalsy, you're really giving us guys a bad rep...
Sid - Wait, did you tell this girl about the living situations?
Max - Fuck.
Avril - Mel, how about a girls day? We can go to the mall, and look at cute baby clothes!
Abby - Yeah, you deserve a break girl.
Jord - She doesn't even know you live here Sid, but we're "breaking in" the bed, peace fools.
*Jord has left the chat.
Vero - My poor, sweet Melanie...
Kris - That is such a dick move...
Geno - Awe Mel-Bear. Geno give big hug, okay?
Max - Mel you're pretty silent, how are you taking it?
Sid - Yeah babe, how ya holding up?
Avril - Jordan's and insensitive jerk, I would expect nothing less of him.
Mel - Oh, no, it's good. I totally prepared for this. That's why after their 'adventure' when they go into the bedroom, his cheer leading uniform is on the bed, full with pom-poms.
Marc - Why in the hell....
Mel - He loves the 'Bring It On' movies, so every time we watch them, he wears the uniform, and does the routines with them... It's actually like some kind of sick role-play, but it's a total turn-on.
Sid - I am sure as hell not wearing a cheerleader uniform...
Max - And now we know why Staal knocked her up before Siddo...
Geno - Sid must do everything to please ladies. Sex = amazing.
Abby - This is such a guy conversation...
Avril - Remember when I first met Flower and thought he was gay... Now he's getting engaged... They grow up so fast.
Kris - How do you stop happy tears bro?
Max - Slap a bitch.
Geno - Fuck Bitches, Get Money.
Abby - EVGENI!
*Jord requests to join the chat*
*Jord has entered the chat
Jord - Fuck you Mel, but it's a good thing it turns her on ;)
*Jord has ended the chat.
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I'm glad you all enjoyed the engagement, this is just a filler chapter, so brace yourselves to meet Jordan's new girl, she makes her grand appearance next chapter, complete with a half/half story write up, so half in BBM half in real story. COMMENTS = LOVE. <3