Never Say Never

We're in Toronto, Canada for the WWE pay-per-view, Unforgiven. We just got to the hotel about an hour ago, now we have to get ready for a signing. I still had a lot of fans from my brief time wrestling and from commentating every week, so I have to be there also. What can I say, people love my witty charm. I put on a tight form fitting dress because I love showing up my baby bump, it wasn't too tight and actually pretty comfortable. I slipped on my nude heels and went into the other room to see if Randy was ready.

"Whoa," He smirked, "You look sexy"

"Why, thank you," I smiled, "You don't look so bad yourself," I checked him out, he looked good wearing a pair of jeans and an Affliction shirt, "Ready?"

"No," Randy smirked again, snaking his arms around my waist, both his hands moving lower and giving my ass a tight squeeze

"Randy!" I stopped him, "We have to go," I tried pushing him away as he left kisses on my neck, "Randy Keith!"

"Ugh, fine, you win," He said in defeat, "After the pay-per-view, you're mine."

We left the hotel and headed towards the signing. At the signing was John Cena, Trish Stratus, dad, and uncle Shawn. I had Bailey along with me, we were just standing around talking, waiting for it to start.

"I'm not letting you retire tonight, Trish" I told Trish Stratus, tonight was her last match and it was against Lita, who is the current women's champion

"It's best to go out on top, remember that" She told me

"I think I'm gonna cry," I said and she hugged me, "I'm sorry, its the hormones"

"Oh, sweetie. Don't cry, we'll keep in contact, I promise!"

She went on to talk to other wrestlers, while I stood around talking with Bailey.

"So, tonight, me and you are sitting ring side" I informed her

"We are?"

"Yeah for the DX match. I don't know what's gonna happen, but my dad said its gonna be sick"

"Sick in a cool way? Or sick in a disgusting way?"

"That, I don't know" I felt two muscular arms wrap around me and a chest pressed against my back, "Hi, Randy."

"Hey, babe."

We knew damn well if any fans saw us together, Vince would flip. He's hoping to continue the storyline he had planned before the pregnancy whenever I return to work. Fans seeing us together would make it 'less believable.' But honestly, by the time I get back, nobody would even realize, "You know Vinny Mac is gonna bitch if somebody takes a picture"

"Let him, I don't care,"

"I'll be over there," Bailey pointed somewhere off to her left and made her exit away from us. I turned around in Randy's arms and places a kiss on his lips, standing on my tip toes of course

"You still think I'm sexy?"

"Why wouldn't I?" He looked at me like I was crazy, I gave him an obvious look, "Because you're pregnant?"

"Of course," I nodded my head, "I'm not exactly sexy at the moment"

"No," Randy shook his head, moving his hands down my back, "You're still incredibly sexy"

Randy kissed my neck and made his way to my lips. In our own world, we didn't see my dad making a beeline towards us, stepping right in between us, making us breakaway, "Hey!" I complained

"First of all, ew," Dad started, "Second of all, we're about to start,"

We all went to take our seats, the fans were lined up like crazy. We were sat in this order: Dad, Uncle Shawn, Trish, John, Me, Randy. The signing was outside so all the fans were waiting for was security to pass through, "Orton's got a lot of balls," John said quietly to me as he signed a photo for a fan, keeping a smile on his face the whole time

"What do you mean?" I asked, keeping conversation with John while still having as much interaction with the fans as possible. Even standing to take a few pictures

"I'm saying, I wouldn't have the balls to maul my girlfriend in front of her dad"

"He's Randy, what did you expect?"

"What's that I hear about me?" Randy said from next to me, I looked at him and just smirked

"When is your baby due, Joanna?" A fan asked me as I signed for them

I smiled back at them and politely answered, "End of December / beginning of January"

After the signing, we all made our way back to the hotels to get changed. I took off my heels and dress, I couldn't even get clothes on before Randy grabbed me. "Hey now, you said after the show,"

"I lied"

"Don't you have an interview?"

"We've got plenty of time"

Randy sure didn't take no for an answer. Later I found myself sitting at a restaurant with my dad, Uncle Shawn, and Bailey. I decided not to get dressed pretty, I was gonna have to change yet again for the show, so I just wore some sweats. Randy was off at his interview, so I took this time to spend with my family

"So, what do you mean by tonight is gonna be sick?" I asked as picked at my salad, waiting for the actual meals to come to the table. We were eating at Olive Garden, one of my favorite places to eat

"Its gonna be brutal" Uncle Shawn told us, "disgusting"

"Ew." Bailey said, "And we have to sit out there for that?"

"Just like old times, girls" Dad said

Bailey and myself used to always sit ring side at Pay-Per-Views our fathers were in, weather they were fighting against each other or fighting side by side. We used to even get involved sometimes, after the matches of course. There was no way my pregnant ass was going anywhere near the ring. "We might even do some commentary," I said

The waiter brought over two more guests to the table, Randy and John. Randy slid in next to me while John slid in next to him. Yes, my father and boyfriend were actually sitting down at a restaurant together, something I haven't seen since their Evolution days. "I already ordered for the two of you," I informed Randy as he kissed my forehead

"Thanks, babe," He said

"Yeah, thanks Jo" John said as the boys got talking about business. Business as usual, of course

Our food arrived at the table and we all got to eating. It was actually a nice dinner. Randy and my father held a conversation without being rude to each other, it looked like they were maybe even getting along with each other, even if it was for a short period of time. Back to the hotel we went once more, I picked out my outfit for tonight. I wasn't exactly sure what I was wearing so I just brought a few different things with me, I'll choose my outfit while I'm at the arena.

"You really don't need that many clothes for one night" Randy said as we headed to the arena

"I don't know what I'm gonna wear. Its easy for you, you're just gonna be half naked, like you are all the time." I teased

"You like it" Randy smirked as we turned into the parking lot, entering through the back door just like all the other wrestlers. Me and Randy went our separate ways. He probably went to get a quick workout in, I just wanted to chill and look for coffee

"Look at that stomach!" I heard Melina say, I turned around to give her a hug. Like myself, she was also getting a drink. It seems like she wasn't dressed for the show either, she was wearing Juicy sweats and her hair was up.

"Hey Melina" I smiled, "How ya been?"

"Good, ya know, same old stuff. How's that baby of yours?"

"She's doing great, but I'm so ready for her to come out"

"Aw, I bet." After speaking with Melina, I head to the dressing room to get ready for the show. After getting dressed, I head into makeup. The Stylist does my makeup and fixes my hair, I am so ready to go.

"Are you commentating all night?" Randy asked as I fixed the tape on his wrists

"No, I'm sitting this one out. I'm just gonna be out there for my dads match"

"Oh? What about my match?" Randy asked wrapping his arms around me

"What? Want me to accompany you to the ring?"

"I dare you," Randy smirked

"No way!" I pushed him away, "Vince would so kill you!"

"True, but it'd still be funny"

The show started, Randy and I sat backstage and watched. The first match was Johnny Nitro against Jeff Hardy for the Intercontinental Championship. Jeff unfortunately lost the match, letting Nitro keep his championship. Two more matches passed by, Umaga vs Kane which ended in a no contest, and The Spirit Squad vs The Highlanders for the Tag Titles, which the Spirit Squad won.

"Joanna, they're ready for you" The tech guy informed me. I nodded my head and left the room, meeting up with Bailey.

"Nervous?" I asked Bailey

"A little. I just don't want either of our dads to get seriously hurt, it is the big show after all."

"Yeah, tell me about it." We made our way down the ramp and went to sit on the sidelines, near the commentary. We weren't gonna be on commentary tonight. I just might accidentally utter a profanity on air, Gramps would kill me, but we knew the cameras would be on us to get our reactions, just like always. The cage was lowered and Uncle Shane was the first out. Me and Bailey spent the time making fun of Shane and Grandpa's enterences and cheered when our dads came out.

The match started off with both dad and Uncle Shawn kicking Big Show in the balls, then going after the McMahons. It started getting bloody with Uncle Shawn throwing Shane into the cage a couple of times. I looked over at dad, he really must enjoy causing his father in-law pain. They managed to keep the Big Show down by kicking him in the balls again so they could work on the McMahons. Eventually, Show got up and went after them which was their only downfall, but they worked together on trying to keep him down. Once they got him down, he would get back up and go after them. They were starting to get bloody and for once in the match, Big Show and The McMahons had the upper hand, something we weren't very happy about

Both our dads were bloody and beaten, we were actually getting really worried. Sure, wrestling is staged and everything but its not all fake. Accidents do happen and those bumps they take in the ring are real. Before we knew it, Grandpa had his pants down, ready for uncle Shawn to kiss his ass

"Oh my god, ew." I looked away, "Pull your pants up!"

"Oh god, dad, please no." Bailey said loudly as she also turned away, only focusing on her father and ignoring Vince's ass. Ugh, so embarrassing! Luckily dad got up just in time and knocked the hell out of Vince. That would of been...there's no coming back from the Vince McMahon: Kiss My Ass Club. DX finally had the upper hand again, showing the McMahon's and Big Show no mercy. Big Show, that guy has literally had his balls busted about three times this match. After some Sweet Chin Music, he was hung over the stop rope....with his pants down.

"Oh my god... they're not gonna..." I trailed off, knowing what was coming next

"Oh, they're gonna!" Bailey shrieked

Dad and Uncle Shawn actually grabbed grandpa and shoved his head in Big Show's ass. I held my hand over my mouth, shocked and disgusted...that was disgusting! There's no coming back from that, obviously DX won that match.

After the cage was lifted, we made our way slowly backstage with our dads, who themselves, took one hell of a beating, "How are you feeling?" I asked him as I grabbed a towel for him, "That was disgusting"

Dad laughed through the pain, "How many guys can say they shoved their father in-law's head up some fat guys ass?"

"Not many," I laughed

After the Women's Championship match, it was time for Randy's match.

"Watch me," Randy said, giving me a kiss before he leaves

"If not don't beat fucking Carlito tonight, we're breaking up" I laughed

"Yes, ma'am!" Randy gave me another kiss before heading out of his dressing room. I sat on the couch and watching from backstage. Before his match he has a little backstage interview, "Congratulations Trish, good for you! There's one little problem, nobody really cares about your retirement. Of course, unless you're Canadian. In which case, you don't have much of a life...... Carlito, think about this.. All the apple biting, silly catchphrases, the stupid haircut....it won't change the fact Trish Stratus is a bitch. And tonight, I'm gonna make you MINE!"

I love my cocky bastard of a boyfriend, just love it. Randy's match is so-so, the both of them getting some good hits in. But, of course, Randy won after hitting his RKO. It took Randy a while to come back to his dressing room, but when he finally did...he wasn't very happy.

"Fucking dammit!" He yelled

"What happened to your lip?!" I asked getting off the couch, walking over to him, and examining his face

"You didn't see that?!"

"Whoa, I didn't think you'd need stitches"

"I look horrible"

I tried to hide my laughter, but it was funny, "Poor baby"

"It's not funny Joanna!"

"HA! Calm down Randy, it happens. I know you love your face and all, I love it too. But, its just stitches. Be lucky you don't have a black eye."

Randy sat down on the couch and crossed his arms and huffed. Just like a little child. I tried my best to keep my laughter in but he was definitely overreacting.