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Never Say Never
Fifty-Three.
We arrived at the arena in New Jersey for the Summerslam PPV. Grandpa sent the jet for us. I'm really excited about tonight because my dad is returning to the ring, he's fighting King Booker, should be fun.
"Now you get to see Grandpa wrestle," I told Sarah as we stepped off the plane
"He's still not used to the grandpa thing, is he?" Randy asked
"Nope! It's funny as shit,"
Security opened the back entrance for us and we walked inside. We were greeted with screams, confetti, and noise makers. How did they find out? We didn't tell anybody at work. I haven't even told Cody yet. We got hit with all the 'congratulations' at once, soon the crowd died down
"How'd you guys know?" I asked
"I told John," I just realized Kayla was here, and apparently traveling with John? I just smirked at her
"And with your big mouth," Randy said to John, "Everybody probably found out at once,"
"Exactly," John laughed as he gave me a hug
I left Sarah with Randy and pulled Cody along, "I wanted to be the one to tell you,"
"It's all good," Cody smiled, "I'm really happy for you, sis," he said then hugged me
"Thanks, dimples,"
"Hey! Watch it!"
"Hehe, nobody heard me, chill. I know calling you by my favorite nickname isn't gonna help you prove yourself to the locker room vets,"
"It's kinda hard, being the son of a wrestler,"
"Easy for me. But that's probably because I'm Stephanie's daughter and everyone assumes I'm a bitch,"
"Yeah, no kidding,"
I was soon pulled away by some of the girls I was friends with backstage, I waved bye to Cody as I was dragged away
"Come on, Joanna. Let's see that ring!" Maryse said as she grabbed my hand
"It's beautiful!" Ashley Massaro said
"And huge!" Melina added
The girls then pulled me into the Diva's locker room where the other girls were at, some were cool, some not so much. Maryse and Melina made it a point to rub it in their faces
"Wow, I wonder how much Randy paid for it," Melina said
"Had to cost a fortune, Randy sure loves you!" Maryse said
"How did he propose?" Michelle McCool asked as she walked into the locker room and gave me a hug
"Well, we spent the whole day together. He tried to get me at a fancy restaurant but I didn't wanna get dressed up for what I thought was no reason. After dinner we got ice cream and walked through the park. Then that's where he did it, in the middle of the park, in front of everybody," I told the room full of girls
"That is so romantic!" Ashley said
"Just like a movie!" Maria added
"You're so lucky," I heard from a few of the girls. I looked over at Kelly who didn't look too happy. She faked a smile and forced a 'congratulations' out of her mouth, I just smirked. I'm happy I'm in a match with her tonight
I went to look for Randy but in the process ran into Kayla
"You!" I said when I saw her
"Me?" She asked
"You didn't tell me you're dating John, skank,"
"Well, it's not official or anything. Do you think it's weird? I'm 19 and he's 30,"
"I'm 19 and Randy's 27. So, no I don't. You and John make a good couple,"
"Think so?"
"For sure!"
We walked up to Randy and John. They were standing around talking with a group pf wrestlers. Kayla and I took it upon ourselves to join them.
"What are we talking about boys?" I asked as I wrapped an arm around Randy, he did the same and pulled me close
"The insane bachelor party we're gonna throw him," Mike (The Miz) said
"Oh really?" Kayla asked
"Oh yeah," Phil (CM Punk) said, "He's Randy Orton, he needs to have a real sick one,"
"Watch it, Punk!" I said
"Babe, he's right," Randy laughed along with the guys. I just shook my head, giving the guys evil looks
"Whatever," I said
"Don't worry about it, Jo," John said, "I'll keep him in line,"
"That's scary," I said as I took Sarah out of John's arms, "Anyway, I'm going to go see my parents. Coming with me?" I turned to Randy
"I guess so," He said, "I mean, it's not like he's gonna kill me for proposing,"
"Oh guys, did Randy tell you?" I started, "He was so sweet and got my da-"
Randy's hand instantly covered my mouth as he realized what I was about to say, "Lets go babe,"
We walked away from the group and down to my father's dressing room, "Hey!" I said
"They don't need to know everything!" Randy said, "If some of the idiots found out I did that....I'd lose my image in the locker room. I'm feared and I like it that way,"
I laughed so hard, "Aw, Randal doesn't want the boys thinking he's going soft, now does he?"
"Don't call me Randal," He smirked as he pushed the door to my fathers dressing room open
"DADDY!!" I yelled as I ran into the room
Dad laughed while giving me and Sarah a hug, "Hey sweetie. and hey munchkin,"
I went over and gave mom a hug also. My 1 year old sister, Aurora, got really excited when she saw me so we switched babies
"Hey, Rory. Can you say sissy?" I asked her while bouncing her up and down, "How 'bout JoJo?" Nothing. I sat down on the couch next to mom and played with Rory's hair. Sarah started to fuss a bit
"Aw, whats wrong, sweetie?" Mom asked her
"She's teething." I told her, "She's getting a lot of teeth lately, she's miserable,"
"Have you tried putting the teething rings in the freezer?" Dad asked
"Yeah," Randy said, "But it only works for so long. Joanna gives her Jack Daniels,"
"WHAT!" Mom said, shocked
I laughed, "I just stick a little on her gums, it helps. Dad used to do it to me when I was a baby,"
"Yeah," Dad agreed, "You turned out fine," he said as he took Sarah out of mom's arms, "I bet you don't give her nearly as much as I gave you though,"
"What?" I asked, "Oh god, he's ruined me,"
"Paul!" Mom yelled
"What? I was a 19 year old single father,"
"I'm a 19 year old parent, too, dad. You moron! You're lucky I'm smart as hell and have all my brain cells,"
"You sure about that sweetheart?" Dad asked, "You are getting married to Orton,"
"Very funny, Hunter," Randy smirked
I showed off my ring to mom. She gushed over it, giving both Randy and I hugs. Then she bragged about the huge engagement party she's throwing us at Grandpa's estate. Oh boy. Before leaving to get ready, I wished my dad luck tonight. Mom took Sarah since she wasn't making an appearance tonight.
"Ugh, I don't feel like getting ready," I said as we walked into his dressing room
"I'm skipping my workout," Randy said as I heard the door lock. I turned around to see him smirking. I know exactly what's on his mind. I expect a lot of this post-engagement sex.
"Not totally," I grinned at him before wrapping my arms around him
"The following tag team match is scheduled for one fall...introducing first..." My entrance music hit, which was currently 'Crazy Bitch' by Buckcherry. I was now known as the cocky heel diva, the whole 'I'm better than you' act, I was perfectly okay with that, "From Greenwich, Connecticut, Joanna Helmsley! and introducing her tag team partner..."
The red carpet rolled out and the 'paparazzi' came out with their cameras as Melina's entrance music hit, "From Los Angeles, California, Melina Perez!"
We got into the ring with cocky, mean looks on our faces as we waited for Kelly Kelly and Candice Michelle to come out. I liked Candice, but I knew this was going to be the easiest match ever. Kelly was horrible in the ring and Candice wasn't that great either. Melina and I decided to take this slow, to cause as much damage as possible. Especially to Kelly.
I had Kelly in a Camel Clutch, I was screaming at Kelly as I pulled on her with all my might, I was way too strong for her. "COME ON KELLY! TAP! TAP!"
"GIVE IT UP KELLY!" Melina yelled from the ropes
Kelly was screaming and she started tapping, I let go after the ref got me off and the bell rung, "Your winners of the match, Melina Perez and Joanna Helmsley!"
"Now you get to see Grandpa wrestle," I told Sarah as we stepped off the plane
"He's still not used to the grandpa thing, is he?" Randy asked
"Nope! It's funny as shit,"
Security opened the back entrance for us and we walked inside. We were greeted with screams, confetti, and noise makers. How did they find out? We didn't tell anybody at work. I haven't even told Cody yet. We got hit with all the 'congratulations' at once, soon the crowd died down
"How'd you guys know?" I asked
"I told John," I just realized Kayla was here, and apparently traveling with John? I just smirked at her
"And with your big mouth," Randy said to John, "Everybody probably found out at once,"
"Exactly," John laughed as he gave me a hug
I left Sarah with Randy and pulled Cody along, "I wanted to be the one to tell you,"
"It's all good," Cody smiled, "I'm really happy for you, sis," he said then hugged me
"Thanks, dimples,"
"Hey! Watch it!"
"Hehe, nobody heard me, chill. I know calling you by my favorite nickname isn't gonna help you prove yourself to the locker room vets,"
"It's kinda hard, being the son of a wrestler,"
"Easy for me. But that's probably because I'm Stephanie's daughter and everyone assumes I'm a bitch,"
"Yeah, no kidding,"
I was soon pulled away by some of the girls I was friends with backstage, I waved bye to Cody as I was dragged away
"Come on, Joanna. Let's see that ring!" Maryse said as she grabbed my hand
"It's beautiful!" Ashley Massaro said
"And huge!" Melina added
The girls then pulled me into the Diva's locker room where the other girls were at, some were cool, some not so much. Maryse and Melina made it a point to rub it in their faces
"Wow, I wonder how much Randy paid for it," Melina said
"Had to cost a fortune, Randy sure loves you!" Maryse said
"How did he propose?" Michelle McCool asked as she walked into the locker room and gave me a hug
"Well, we spent the whole day together. He tried to get me at a fancy restaurant but I didn't wanna get dressed up for what I thought was no reason. After dinner we got ice cream and walked through the park. Then that's where he did it, in the middle of the park, in front of everybody," I told the room full of girls
"That is so romantic!" Ashley said
"Just like a movie!" Maria added
"You're so lucky," I heard from a few of the girls. I looked over at Kelly who didn't look too happy. She faked a smile and forced a 'congratulations' out of her mouth, I just smirked. I'm happy I'm in a match with her tonight
I went to look for Randy but in the process ran into Kayla
"You!" I said when I saw her
"Me?" She asked
"You didn't tell me you're dating John, skank,"
"Well, it's not official or anything. Do you think it's weird? I'm 19 and he's 30,"
"I'm 19 and Randy's 27. So, no I don't. You and John make a good couple,"
"Think so?"
"For sure!"
We walked up to Randy and John. They were standing around talking with a group pf wrestlers. Kayla and I took it upon ourselves to join them.
"What are we talking about boys?" I asked as I wrapped an arm around Randy, he did the same and pulled me close
"The insane bachelor party we're gonna throw him," Mike (The Miz) said
"Oh really?" Kayla asked
"Oh yeah," Phil (CM Punk) said, "He's Randy Orton, he needs to have a real sick one,"
"Watch it, Punk!" I said
"Babe, he's right," Randy laughed along with the guys. I just shook my head, giving the guys evil looks
"Whatever," I said
"Don't worry about it, Jo," John said, "I'll keep him in line,"
"That's scary," I said as I took Sarah out of John's arms, "Anyway, I'm going to go see my parents. Coming with me?" I turned to Randy
"I guess so," He said, "I mean, it's not like he's gonna kill me for proposing,"
"Oh guys, did Randy tell you?" I started, "He was so sweet and got my da-"
Randy's hand instantly covered my mouth as he realized what I was about to say, "Lets go babe,"
We walked away from the group and down to my father's dressing room, "Hey!" I said
"They don't need to know everything!" Randy said, "If some of the idiots found out I did that....I'd lose my image in the locker room. I'm feared and I like it that way,"
I laughed so hard, "Aw, Randal doesn't want the boys thinking he's going soft, now does he?"
"Don't call me Randal," He smirked as he pushed the door to my fathers dressing room open
"DADDY!!" I yelled as I ran into the room
Dad laughed while giving me and Sarah a hug, "Hey sweetie. and hey munchkin,"
I went over and gave mom a hug also. My 1 year old sister, Aurora, got really excited when she saw me so we switched babies
"Hey, Rory. Can you say sissy?" I asked her while bouncing her up and down, "How 'bout JoJo?" Nothing. I sat down on the couch next to mom and played with Rory's hair. Sarah started to fuss a bit
"Aw, whats wrong, sweetie?" Mom asked her
"She's teething." I told her, "She's getting a lot of teeth lately, she's miserable,"
"Have you tried putting the teething rings in the freezer?" Dad asked
"Yeah," Randy said, "But it only works for so long. Joanna gives her Jack Daniels,"
"WHAT!" Mom said, shocked
I laughed, "I just stick a little on her gums, it helps. Dad used to do it to me when I was a baby,"
"Yeah," Dad agreed, "You turned out fine," he said as he took Sarah out of mom's arms, "I bet you don't give her nearly as much as I gave you though,"
"What?" I asked, "Oh god, he's ruined me,"
"Paul!" Mom yelled
"What? I was a 19 year old single father,"
"I'm a 19 year old parent, too, dad. You moron! You're lucky I'm smart as hell and have all my brain cells,"
"You sure about that sweetheart?" Dad asked, "You are getting married to Orton,"
"Very funny, Hunter," Randy smirked
I showed off my ring to mom. She gushed over it, giving both Randy and I hugs. Then she bragged about the huge engagement party she's throwing us at Grandpa's estate. Oh boy. Before leaving to get ready, I wished my dad luck tonight. Mom took Sarah since she wasn't making an appearance tonight.
"Ugh, I don't feel like getting ready," I said as we walked into his dressing room
"I'm skipping my workout," Randy said as I heard the door lock. I turned around to see him smirking. I know exactly what's on his mind. I expect a lot of this post-engagement sex.
"Not totally," I grinned at him before wrapping my arms around him
"The following tag team match is scheduled for one fall...introducing first..." My entrance music hit, which was currently 'Crazy Bitch' by Buckcherry. I was now known as the cocky heel diva, the whole 'I'm better than you' act, I was perfectly okay with that, "From Greenwich, Connecticut, Joanna Helmsley! and introducing her tag team partner..."
The red carpet rolled out and the 'paparazzi' came out with their cameras as Melina's entrance music hit, "From Los Angeles, California, Melina Perez!"
We got into the ring with cocky, mean looks on our faces as we waited for Kelly Kelly and Candice Michelle to come out. I liked Candice, but I knew this was going to be the easiest match ever. Kelly was horrible in the ring and Candice wasn't that great either. Melina and I decided to take this slow, to cause as much damage as possible. Especially to Kelly.
I had Kelly in a Camel Clutch, I was screaming at Kelly as I pulled on her with all my might, I was way too strong for her. "COME ON KELLY! TAP! TAP!"
"GIVE IT UP KELLY!" Melina yelled from the ropes
Kelly was screaming and she started tapping, I let go after the ref got me off and the bell rung, "Your winners of the match, Melina Perez and Joanna Helmsley!"