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Never Say Never
Fifty-Nine
"Why'd you have to get all this junk food?" Randy asked
"Because I wanna eat it all," I answered. I bought chips and dip, soda, and cinnamon sticky buns. I also made cake with chocolate frosting. I'm on a junk food kick and don't give a hell about my workouts. outfit.
"Yeah, but that's making me want to eat it all, and we have Raw tonight,"
"You need more willpower," I laughed. It's the end of May, Raw is in Kansas City tonight and that's only three hours away, so we're not going until later. I sat on the couch on Randy's lap. Sarah is asleep so we're supposed to be planning for the wedding. We've been eating and watching TV. I turned on Bridezillas and he's been second guessing this whole wedding thing, haha. "I'm gonna be crazy," I told him
"You better not be," Randy told me, "I'll stop this wedding and we'll get married at City Hall,"
"You mean we're not getting married at all then," I said, "I want my big fairytale wedding,"
"Fairytale wedding? What am I? Your prince charming now?"
I laughed at him, "You wish,"
We started sharing the cake I had in my hand, I was pretty much feeding him.
"I wanna add another groomsman," Randy said
"Okay, who?"
"Adam. So you add another bridesmaid,"
"Maryse, easily. Now we have to inform all of them that we want them in the wedding,"
"Tonight at Raw, maybe," Randy said as he took another bite of cake
"You finished it, asshole,"
"You made a whole cake," Randy said, "Now shut your mouth," he thinks he's in control of me, that's cute.
"Or what?" I teased
Randy's hands went up my shorts and grabbed a hold of my ass, "Keep talking and I'll show you,"
"Talk talk talk talk talk," I laughed. He pulled my shorts down and threw them to the floor, he then took off my shirt, leaving me in my bra and thong. I grinned at him and took his shirt off before unzipping his jeans, I pulled them off and he pushed me down on the couch
"Ugh, my fiance is so hot," Randy said as he pushed my thighs apart. I laughed and pulled him down closer, forcing him to kiss and bite at my chest. He came up and kissed me as he took off my bra and panties. I sat up to help him take his boxers, implying he was taking way too long, "Lay back down," he said as he pushed me back down
"Promise me something," Randy said as we laid there after the fact
"What?"
"Promise me when we get married, even when we're like 40. Promise you won't turn into an ugly troll and let yourself go. Also promise we won't have sex once a month,"
I laughed at him, "I definitely promise. You better not get ugly on me either,"
"Please. As if I could,"
"Whatever," I said, "Better not cheat on me either when I become a housewife and you're on the road,"
"Why would I when I have you?" Randy said, "I'll just fuck you senseless before I leave, when I come home, and we'll have phone sex,"
"Hahaha." I pulled on my shorts and shirt and grabbed my underclothes, "I have to shower, Sarah should be up soon,"
"Kiss me first,"
I leaned down for a kiss and Randy tried pulling me back down on top of him, "Randy, no!" I laughed as I pulled away, "And clean up this living room while I'm gone." I got dressed after my shower and headed downstairs with my brush in hand, I'm sure Randy wanted to shower too. Sarah was already awake and dressed. Randy went up to take a shower and I put on Sesame Street for Sarah. I got a phone call as I was brushing my hair
"Did you leave yet?" It was Maryse
"Not exactly, Randy's in the shower," I said
"What was so important that you had to be late?"
I laughed, "Sex!"
"Hehe, I guess that's an exception," Maryse said, "Get your skinny butt here!"
"Three hours or less!" I said as I hung up
We arrived at the arena two hours before the show started. Me and Randy went our separate ways, he took Sarah with her. I met up with Maryse and we started walking down the hall
"So, I have a question," I told her
"What's up, sexy?" Maryse said
"How would you like to be one of my bridesmaids?"
"Oh my god, I would love that!" She said happily
We continued walking down the hall and we ran into a new face
"Do we know each other?" I ask the guy, looks like the wrestler type
"I don't know. Do we?" he said, "Wait. You're Cody's friend, right? Joanna?"
"Yeah," I smiled, "Joanna Levesque,"
"That's right. Remember me? Ted? Mexico some years back,"
Then it all came back to me. I hooked up with this kid like 5 years go in Mexico when I was 15, "Oh my god. Small world,"
He laughed, "Small wrestling business," he laughed, "Tonight's my first night,"
"That's great, good luck with everything."
"Thanks, good to see you,"
"Yeah, I'll see you around,"
Me and Maryse walked away from him and continued walking through the backstage area
"Who was that hot piece?" Maryse asked
"His name is Ted DiBiase Jr."
"Annnnnd?"
I laughed, "Five years ago, WWE had a trip to mexico and most of the wrestler's kids went. I may or may not have slept with him,"
"Oh my god!"
"Yeah. Like, nobody knows though. Anyone who did know, only thinks we made out,"
"Did you lose your v-card to him?" I started to laugh, which was an obvious yes, "Oh my god! Does Randy know?"
"No," I laughed, "But he's obviously gonna find out now,"
"Think he'll get mad?"
"He shouldn't," I said, "It was a year before we started dating,"
"This is gonna be so fun to watch!"
"Slut!"
I walked into me and Randy's dressing room, Randy was in there hanging out with John and Cody. Maryse came along with me, helping me pick out an outfit for tonight
"So, I gotta talk to you. Before the show" I told Randy
"About what?" He questioned
"It's nothing serious, just something I think you should know,"
"You can tell me now then,"
I started to laugh, "In front of your boys?"
"First of all, Cody's your boy," Randy laughed, "Yeah, if it's not serious. It's whatever,"
Maryse started laughing her ass off and I had to get her to shut up, "Okay okay," I started, "So, there's this new wrestler debuting tonight-"
"Ted DiBiase," Randy said
Shit he knows who it is already. A nervous laugh came over me, "Anyway..." Cody started laughing along with Maryse. He knows about our history, just to an extent
"Spit it out, Jo,"
"Okay, okay," I tried not to laugh, "Anyway. Um... I have just uh...a tiny bit of history with him, nothing major. I just thought since we're all gonna be working together, you should know,"
By now, Cody was on the floor taking a fit, "What kind of history?" Randy asked
"See, this is why I wanted to do it in private.... a long long time ago, we hooked up,"
"Hooked up how?" I could tell Randy was getting irritated, which made my nervous laugh even worse
"We-"
"Oh my god! You and him really did have sex!" Cody blurted out
"Thanks, Cody. I was getting to that,"
"YOU WHAT!" Randy laughed
"It was before we started dating, just so you know," I say, "So you have no reason to be mad, just thought you should know,"
"We've been together for four years!" Randy said, "Wait...he didn't take your-"
"I love you so much, Randy,"
Maryse, Cody, and John were all laughing their asses off, "Everybody out," Randy said. They started leaving, "Can you watch Sarah for 15 minutes?" he asked Maryse
"Sure, Randy,"
They all left, leaving me and Randy alone, oh no. "Are you mad?" I asked
"I'm not mad. I'm just....okay, I'm mad but I'm not mad at you,"
"I don't want you to hate this guy or anything because of it," I told him
"By the way, the virginity bomb should be dropped in private. Especially if I work with the guy,"
"I'm sorry," I laughed
"When did this happen?"
I laughed again, this time because it was actually funny, "Remember that time when we were on the plane to mexico? I kissed you and you told me you didn't like me-"
"I told you we couldn't be together,"
"Yeah. Well, that drunk night I took what you said as you not liking me. And I thought Ted was cute and I don't need to go any further,"
Randy laughed, "You sleep with him after you kiss me,"
"Shut up!" I hit him, "Just be cool though, please?"
"I'll try,"
I got dressed for the show since it was starting soon. I'm in a feud with Mickie James, she wants my championship. I'm also still a bad ass heel and me and Randy are together on screen just like Vince wanted. We're not exactly the 2.0 version of my parents but he's not stopping til we get there
"You're gonna go with uncle Cody for a little while, okay babe?" I told her as I walked down the hall with her and Randy, "Ya know, since you can say Cody's name and still not mine,"
Randy laughed, "I think she's just fuckin with you now,"
I walked into Cody's dressing room and Ted was in there with him, "Joanna?"
"Hi," I said
"You have a kid?" He asked in shock
"Yeah," I laughed, "And a finacee," I said as I grabbed Randy's hand
"Wow, you and Randy are still a couple," Ted said, extending his hand to Randy, "Nice to see you again, man,"
"Yeah," Randy agreed, "You too"
"Well, we have a promo," I said, getting Randy out of there.
"He still likes you," Randy said as we walked down the hall
"But I don't like him," I told Randy, "So chill,"
"He could repulse you and I still wouldn't like him liking you,"
"Aw, jealous Randy is cute," I laughed
"Because I wanna eat it all," I answered. I bought chips and dip, soda, and cinnamon sticky buns. I also made cake with chocolate frosting. I'm on a junk food kick and don't give a hell about my workouts. outfit.
"Yeah, but that's making me want to eat it all, and we have Raw tonight,"
"You need more willpower," I laughed. It's the end of May, Raw is in Kansas City tonight and that's only three hours away, so we're not going until later. I sat on the couch on Randy's lap. Sarah is asleep so we're supposed to be planning for the wedding. We've been eating and watching TV. I turned on Bridezillas and he's been second guessing this whole wedding thing, haha. "I'm gonna be crazy," I told him
"You better not be," Randy told me, "I'll stop this wedding and we'll get married at City Hall,"
"You mean we're not getting married at all then," I said, "I want my big fairytale wedding,"
"Fairytale wedding? What am I? Your prince charming now?"
I laughed at him, "You wish,"
We started sharing the cake I had in my hand, I was pretty much feeding him.
"I wanna add another groomsman," Randy said
"Okay, who?"
"Adam. So you add another bridesmaid,"
"Maryse, easily. Now we have to inform all of them that we want them in the wedding,"
"Tonight at Raw, maybe," Randy said as he took another bite of cake
"You finished it, asshole,"
"You made a whole cake," Randy said, "Now shut your mouth," he thinks he's in control of me, that's cute.
"Or what?" I teased
Randy's hands went up my shorts and grabbed a hold of my ass, "Keep talking and I'll show you,"
"Talk talk talk talk talk," I laughed. He pulled my shorts down and threw them to the floor, he then took off my shirt, leaving me in my bra and thong. I grinned at him and took his shirt off before unzipping his jeans, I pulled them off and he pushed me down on the couch
"Ugh, my fiance is so hot," Randy said as he pushed my thighs apart. I laughed and pulled him down closer, forcing him to kiss and bite at my chest. He came up and kissed me as he took off my bra and panties. I sat up to help him take his boxers, implying he was taking way too long, "Lay back down," he said as he pushed me back down
"Promise me something," Randy said as we laid there after the fact
"What?"
"Promise me when we get married, even when we're like 40. Promise you won't turn into an ugly troll and let yourself go. Also promise we won't have sex once a month,"
I laughed at him, "I definitely promise. You better not get ugly on me either,"
"Please. As if I could,"
"Whatever," I said, "Better not cheat on me either when I become a housewife and you're on the road,"
"Why would I when I have you?" Randy said, "I'll just fuck you senseless before I leave, when I come home, and we'll have phone sex,"
"Hahaha." I pulled on my shorts and shirt and grabbed my underclothes, "I have to shower, Sarah should be up soon,"
"Kiss me first,"
I leaned down for a kiss and Randy tried pulling me back down on top of him, "Randy, no!" I laughed as I pulled away, "And clean up this living room while I'm gone." I got dressed after my shower and headed downstairs with my brush in hand, I'm sure Randy wanted to shower too. Sarah was already awake and dressed. Randy went up to take a shower and I put on Sesame Street for Sarah. I got a phone call as I was brushing my hair
"Did you leave yet?" It was Maryse
"Not exactly, Randy's in the shower," I said
"What was so important that you had to be late?"
I laughed, "Sex!"
"Hehe, I guess that's an exception," Maryse said, "Get your skinny butt here!"
"Three hours or less!" I said as I hung up
We arrived at the arena two hours before the show started. Me and Randy went our separate ways, he took Sarah with her. I met up with Maryse and we started walking down the hall
"So, I have a question," I told her
"What's up, sexy?" Maryse said
"How would you like to be one of my bridesmaids?"
"Oh my god, I would love that!" She said happily
We continued walking down the hall and we ran into a new face
"Do we know each other?" I ask the guy, looks like the wrestler type
"I don't know. Do we?" he said, "Wait. You're Cody's friend, right? Joanna?"
"Yeah," I smiled, "Joanna Levesque,"
"That's right. Remember me? Ted? Mexico some years back,"
Then it all came back to me. I hooked up with this kid like 5 years go in Mexico when I was 15, "Oh my god. Small world,"
He laughed, "Small wrestling business," he laughed, "Tonight's my first night,"
"That's great, good luck with everything."
"Thanks, good to see you,"
"Yeah, I'll see you around,"
Me and Maryse walked away from him and continued walking through the backstage area
"Who was that hot piece?" Maryse asked
"His name is Ted DiBiase Jr."
"Annnnnd?"
I laughed, "Five years ago, WWE had a trip to mexico and most of the wrestler's kids went. I may or may not have slept with him,"
"Oh my god!"
"Yeah. Like, nobody knows though. Anyone who did know, only thinks we made out,"
"Did you lose your v-card to him?" I started to laugh, which was an obvious yes, "Oh my god! Does Randy know?"
"No," I laughed, "But he's obviously gonna find out now,"
"Think he'll get mad?"
"He shouldn't," I said, "It was a year before we started dating,"
"This is gonna be so fun to watch!"
"Slut!"
I walked into me and Randy's dressing room, Randy was in there hanging out with John and Cody. Maryse came along with me, helping me pick out an outfit for tonight
"So, I gotta talk to you. Before the show" I told Randy
"About what?" He questioned
"It's nothing serious, just something I think you should know,"
"You can tell me now then,"
I started to laugh, "In front of your boys?"
"First of all, Cody's your boy," Randy laughed, "Yeah, if it's not serious. It's whatever,"
Maryse started laughing her ass off and I had to get her to shut up, "Okay okay," I started, "So, there's this new wrestler debuting tonight-"
"Ted DiBiase," Randy said
Shit he knows who it is already. A nervous laugh came over me, "Anyway..." Cody started laughing along with Maryse. He knows about our history, just to an extent
"Spit it out, Jo,"
"Okay, okay," I tried not to laugh, "Anyway. Um... I have just uh...a tiny bit of history with him, nothing major. I just thought since we're all gonna be working together, you should know,"
By now, Cody was on the floor taking a fit, "What kind of history?" Randy asked
"See, this is why I wanted to do it in private.... a long long time ago, we hooked up,"
"Hooked up how?" I could tell Randy was getting irritated, which made my nervous laugh even worse
"We-"
"Oh my god! You and him really did have sex!" Cody blurted out
"Thanks, Cody. I was getting to that,"
"YOU WHAT!" Randy laughed
"It was before we started dating, just so you know," I say, "So you have no reason to be mad, just thought you should know,"
"We've been together for four years!" Randy said, "Wait...he didn't take your-"
"I love you so much, Randy,"
Maryse, Cody, and John were all laughing their asses off, "Everybody out," Randy said. They started leaving, "Can you watch Sarah for 15 minutes?" he asked Maryse
"Sure, Randy,"
They all left, leaving me and Randy alone, oh no. "Are you mad?" I asked
"I'm not mad. I'm just....okay, I'm mad but I'm not mad at you,"
"I don't want you to hate this guy or anything because of it," I told him
"By the way, the virginity bomb should be dropped in private. Especially if I work with the guy,"
"I'm sorry," I laughed
"When did this happen?"
I laughed again, this time because it was actually funny, "Remember that time when we were on the plane to mexico? I kissed you and you told me you didn't like me-"
"I told you we couldn't be together,"
"Yeah. Well, that drunk night I took what you said as you not liking me. And I thought Ted was cute and I don't need to go any further,"
Randy laughed, "You sleep with him after you kiss me,"
"Shut up!" I hit him, "Just be cool though, please?"
"I'll try,"
I got dressed for the show since it was starting soon. I'm in a feud with Mickie James, she wants my championship. I'm also still a bad ass heel and me and Randy are together on screen just like Vince wanted. We're not exactly the 2.0 version of my parents but he's not stopping til we get there
"You're gonna go with uncle Cody for a little while, okay babe?" I told her as I walked down the hall with her and Randy, "Ya know, since you can say Cody's name and still not mine,"
Randy laughed, "I think she's just fuckin with you now,"
I walked into Cody's dressing room and Ted was in there with him, "Joanna?"
"Hi," I said
"You have a kid?" He asked in shock
"Yeah," I laughed, "And a finacee," I said as I grabbed Randy's hand
"Wow, you and Randy are still a couple," Ted said, extending his hand to Randy, "Nice to see you again, man,"
"Yeah," Randy agreed, "You too"
"Well, we have a promo," I said, getting Randy out of there.
"He still likes you," Randy said as we walked down the hall
"But I don't like him," I told Randy, "So chill,"
"He could repulse you and I still wouldn't like him liking you,"
"Aw, jealous Randy is cute," I laughed