TLOZ Chatroom
TLOZ Chatroom 15 pt. 1
tloz chatroom 15 pt. 1
Catching up: Ganondorf decided to let Link live after all and gave up Malon to Vaati. Zelda is crushing on some guy she met at a club so she bought lingerie with Rabia to wear next time they went. Midna hasn’t been seen or heard from in weeks, and for some reason no one is worried. And finally, Sheik was going to ask Kaikoura out -- even if Rabia and Zelda decided to stalk him...
*sidebangsarehawt has logged on*
*btdubsimad00d has logged on*
*hero_oftehworldz has logged on*
*insaneprsnofdoom has logged on*
insaneprsnofdoom: oh my god.... its shadow link.... heyyy ;]
hero_oftehworldz: oh hey rabia! ;3
sidebangsarehawt: do you guys have a thing now or something?!
insaneprsnofdoom: i wish! and i thought your keyboard was broken! >.<
sidebangsarehawt: aha! i had a spare!
insaneprsnofdoom: dammit....
sidebangsarehawt: youre so mean to me!! Dx
insaneprsnofdoom: at least i can admit it!
sidebangsarehawt: i guess thats true...
insaneprsnofdoom: SHEIK
btdubsimad99d: what?
insaneprsnofdoom: well first of all the writer totally bombed your screen name...
btdubsimad00d: -___-
insaneprsnofdoom: and second.... DID YOU ASK KAIKOURA OUT?
btdubsimad00d: you were there when i asked... how do you not know?
insaneprsnofdoom: well i know the answer, i just want everyone else to know too ;]
btdubsimad00d: you really need a life....
insaneprsnofdoom: DONT JUDGE ME!!
sidebangsarehawt: wait, you asked kaikoura out?! why did you do that?!
btdubsimad00d: because I was forced to?
sidebangsarehawt: sheik, why would you betray me like this? I was going to ask her out!
btdubsimad00d: no you werent, youre still after zelda! and dont you have marth?
sidebangsarehawt: well she was totally an option for me! if i couldnt have zelda, then i would go for malon. if i couldnt have malon, i would go for tetra, and if i couldnt have tetra id go for zelda again! then, if she still said no, i would go for anju. if anju said no, i would go for marin. if marin wasnt available, i would go for midna. if midna was too obsessed with shadow link, i would go for a Great Fairy. if they didnt want me, id go for a genderbent version of the postman -- and then if THAT didnt work, i would go for kaikoura. there are a few others after her, but NOW MY LIST IS IN RUINS THANKS TO YOU!
btdubsimad00d: you would go for a genderbent version of the postman before you would go for kaikoura?! now that is just cruel!
sidebangsarehawt: think of how hot that would be though!!!
btdubsimad00d: …..im ashamed to know you right now.....
hero_oftehworldz: midna is mine, so you better take her off that list right now! >.>
btdubsimad00d: and wait, isnt marin like 12?!
sidebangsarehawt: in links awakening! but shes probably like my age now!
btdubsimad00d: anju? really? isnt she married?!
sidebangsarehawt: STOP CRUSHING MY HOPES AND DREAMS
insaneprsnofdoom: link, not only are you the biggest idiot i know, but youre now right up there next to ganondorf being the biggest douche i know!
sidebangsarehawt: thanks you guys... ;^; im going to be alone forever...
btdubsimad00d: with this list, along with the way you act, most likely yes!!!
sidebangsarehawt: THANKS A LOT SHEIK
*sidebangsarehawt has logged off*
insaneprsnofdoom: yayyy! sheik made link leave! :D
btdubsimad00d: i dont understand why someone would ever make a list that long... ._.
insaneprsnofdoom: because hes link, and he has absolutely no life
hero_oftehworldz: tis very true xp
*partygril984 has logged on*
*blackasnight45 has logged on*
*WINDZ_BABEH has logged on*
insaneprsnofdoom: ZELDAAAA! MY LOOOOOVE!
partygril984: hi rabia!!! :DD
blackasnight45: vaati.
WINDZ_BABEH: muhahahahahahahahahaaa ;p
blackasnight45: >__>
partygril984: shut up you two, nobod cares that you hate each other. so guess what!!
insaneprsnofdoom: nobod? really zelda? and what?
partygril984: whatever! but i have the best news ever...
insaneprsnofdoom: link died?! :D
partygril984: NO!!! THATS TERRIBLE!!!
insaneprsnofdoom: ….shadow link is naked?
hero_oftehworldz: howd you know?! ;D jk hehehe
insaneprsnofdoom: xDDD
partygril984: im going to ignore that!!! but anyway, i picked out a dress for kaikoura when she marries sheik!!!! :D its so pretty, you guys should see it!!! well, besides the groom of course...
btdubsimad00d: a what????????????? o______O
partygril984: dont worry!! i think i have an idea of what you can wear too! i pretty much picked out what everyone is going to be wearing already!
btdubsimad00d: ummmm you are aware we’ve been dating for...maybe... 6 HOURS TOPS?
partygril984: trust me, dearest, thats enough time to be far enough in love to get married
btdubsimad00d: zelda, why must you rush things.... -___-
insaneprsnofdoom: can i help make the invitations?! :D
partygril984: HELL YEAH YOU CAN! and rabia...
insaneprsnofdoom: yeeeeeeees?
partygril984: our dresses are going to make us the sexiest bitches there, jsyk...
insaneprsnofdoom: we’re wearing red, arent we?
partygril984: actually youre wearing purple because i know you like purple and im wearing maroon! :3
insaneprsnofdoom: we were going to be the sexiest anyway!
partygril984: true...
hero_oftehworldz: laaaaaaaaaaaawl sheik life is no longer his... xDD
btdubsimad00d: >___> you wanna get married next?!
hero_oftehworldz: o.O
btdubsimad00d: exactly, so shut up... because i can have zelda make it happen
hero_oftehworldz: point taken, point taken... >.<
partygril984: everybody, we’re making the invitations tonight and theyll be sent out tomorrow morning -- so expect an invite!!!
btdubsimad00d: …....wait what?!?!?!
blackasnight45: wait, even im getting one?
partygril984: duhhh kaikoura would be disappointed if you werent!
blackasnight45: …..okay then o.o
WINDZ_BABEH: wont she be disappointed anyway now that she has to marry against her will? xD
insaneprsnofdoom: no! she will be the happiest shes ever been! especially on their honeymoon in morocco!
partygril984: where?
insaneprsnofdoom: i mean... -googles Hyrulean locations...-
partygril984: but yeah, even zant is getting an invite
blackasnight45: but he’ll be dateless and emo the whole time
partygril984: well, we’re inviting a few other friends from outside of hyrule... so he might not be!
blackasnight45: …...no, he probably still will be
partygril984: shut up!!! >.<
WINDZ_BABEH: can i wear purple too? pweeeease?
partygril984: ive never seen you in anything but purple though!!!
WINDZ_BABEH: but thats because its the color i pull off best!!!
partygril984: because your skin and hair are purple? o.o
WINDZ_BABEH: PWEEEEEEEEEEEASE PWEASE PWEASE PWEEEASE
partygril984: OKAY FINE, but that means your lady has to coordinate with you!
WINDZ_BABEH: thats okay! :D :3
partygril984: ill start finding you two stuff to wear then!
btdubsimad00d: okay, you cant be serious right now....
partygril984: of course im serious!!!
btdubsimad00d: -__-
partygril984: sheik, you love me
btdubsimad00d: definitely...
insaneprsnofdoom: he loves me the most though! right sheik?
btdubsimad00d: sure
insaneprsnofdoom: yayyyyyyyyyyyyy! :D
btdubsimad00d: im leaving now...
partygril984: wait! dont leave! you have to tell me which you prefer!
btdubsimad00d: which what i prefer?
partygril984: i put your options in the authors notes :3
btdubsimad00d: -______________________- im leaving. right now.
*btdubsimad00d has logged off*
WHY IS ZELDA SO MEAN TO SHEIK??? WHY MUST HE GET MARRIED ALREADY?! WHY CAN’T THINGS BE NORMAL IN THESE CHATROOMS? …..HMMM.... I DUNNO! FIND OUT IN PART TWO!!!!
Catching up: Ganondorf decided to let Link live after all and gave up Malon to Vaati. Zelda is crushing on some guy she met at a club so she bought lingerie with Rabia to wear next time they went. Midna hasn’t been seen or heard from in weeks, and for some reason no one is worried. And finally, Sheik was going to ask Kaikoura out -- even if Rabia and Zelda decided to stalk him...
*sidebangsarehawt has logged on*
*btdubsimad00d has logged on*
*hero_oftehworldz has logged on*
*insaneprsnofdoom has logged on*
insaneprsnofdoom: oh my god.... its shadow link.... heyyy ;]
hero_oftehworldz: oh hey rabia! ;3
sidebangsarehawt: do you guys have a thing now or something?!
insaneprsnofdoom: i wish! and i thought your keyboard was broken! >.<
sidebangsarehawt: aha! i had a spare!
insaneprsnofdoom: dammit....
sidebangsarehawt: youre so mean to me!! Dx
insaneprsnofdoom: at least i can admit it!
sidebangsarehawt: i guess thats true...
insaneprsnofdoom: SHEIK
btdubsimad99d: what?
insaneprsnofdoom: well first of all the writer totally bombed your screen name...
btdubsimad00d: -___-
insaneprsnofdoom: and second.... DID YOU ASK KAIKOURA OUT?
btdubsimad00d: you were there when i asked... how do you not know?
insaneprsnofdoom: well i know the answer, i just want everyone else to know too ;]
btdubsimad00d: you really need a life....
insaneprsnofdoom: DONT JUDGE ME!!
sidebangsarehawt: wait, you asked kaikoura out?! why did you do that?!
btdubsimad00d: because I was forced to?
sidebangsarehawt: sheik, why would you betray me like this? I was going to ask her out!
btdubsimad00d: no you werent, youre still after zelda! and dont you have marth?
sidebangsarehawt: well she was totally an option for me! if i couldnt have zelda, then i would go for malon. if i couldnt have malon, i would go for tetra, and if i couldnt have tetra id go for zelda again! then, if she still said no, i would go for anju. if anju said no, i would go for marin. if marin wasnt available, i would go for midna. if midna was too obsessed with shadow link, i would go for a Great Fairy. if they didnt want me, id go for a genderbent version of the postman -- and then if THAT didnt work, i would go for kaikoura. there are a few others after her, but NOW MY LIST IS IN RUINS THANKS TO YOU!
btdubsimad00d: you would go for a genderbent version of the postman before you would go for kaikoura?! now that is just cruel!
sidebangsarehawt: think of how hot that would be though!!!
btdubsimad00d: …..im ashamed to know you right now.....
hero_oftehworldz: midna is mine, so you better take her off that list right now! >.>
btdubsimad00d: and wait, isnt marin like 12?!
sidebangsarehawt: in links awakening! but shes probably like my age now!
btdubsimad00d: anju? really? isnt she married?!
sidebangsarehawt: STOP CRUSHING MY HOPES AND DREAMS
insaneprsnofdoom: link, not only are you the biggest idiot i know, but youre now right up there next to ganondorf being the biggest douche i know!
sidebangsarehawt: thanks you guys... ;^; im going to be alone forever...
btdubsimad00d: with this list, along with the way you act, most likely yes!!!
sidebangsarehawt: THANKS A LOT SHEIK
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insaneprsnofdoom: yayyy! sheik made link leave! :D
btdubsimad00d: i dont understand why someone would ever make a list that long... ._.
insaneprsnofdoom: because hes link, and he has absolutely no life
hero_oftehworldz: tis very true xp
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*blackasnight45 has logged on*
*WINDZ_BABEH has logged on*
insaneprsnofdoom: ZELDAAAA! MY LOOOOOVE!
partygril984: hi rabia!!! :DD
blackasnight45: vaati.
WINDZ_BABEH: muhahahahahahahahahaaa ;p
blackasnight45: >__>
partygril984: shut up you two, nobod cares that you hate each other. so guess what!!
insaneprsnofdoom: nobod? really zelda? and what?
partygril984: whatever! but i have the best news ever...
insaneprsnofdoom: link died?! :D
partygril984: NO!!! THATS TERRIBLE!!!
insaneprsnofdoom: ….shadow link is naked?
hero_oftehworldz: howd you know?! ;D jk hehehe
insaneprsnofdoom: xDDD
partygril984: im going to ignore that!!! but anyway, i picked out a dress for kaikoura when she marries sheik!!!! :D its so pretty, you guys should see it!!! well, besides the groom of course...
btdubsimad00d: a what????????????? o______O
partygril984: dont worry!! i think i have an idea of what you can wear too! i pretty much picked out what everyone is going to be wearing already!
btdubsimad00d: ummmm you are aware we’ve been dating for...maybe... 6 HOURS TOPS?
partygril984: trust me, dearest, thats enough time to be far enough in love to get married
btdubsimad00d: zelda, why must you rush things.... -___-
insaneprsnofdoom: can i help make the invitations?! :D
partygril984: HELL YEAH YOU CAN! and rabia...
insaneprsnofdoom: yeeeeeeees?
partygril984: our dresses are going to make us the sexiest bitches there, jsyk...
insaneprsnofdoom: we’re wearing red, arent we?
partygril984: actually youre wearing purple because i know you like purple and im wearing maroon! :3
insaneprsnofdoom: we were going to be the sexiest anyway!
partygril984: true...
hero_oftehworldz: laaaaaaaaaaaawl sheik life is no longer his... xDD
btdubsimad00d: >___> you wanna get married next?!
hero_oftehworldz: o.O
btdubsimad00d: exactly, so shut up... because i can have zelda make it happen
hero_oftehworldz: point taken, point taken... >.<
partygril984: everybody, we’re making the invitations tonight and theyll be sent out tomorrow morning -- so expect an invite!!!
btdubsimad00d: …....wait what?!?!?!
blackasnight45: wait, even im getting one?
partygril984: duhhh kaikoura would be disappointed if you werent!
blackasnight45: …..okay then o.o
WINDZ_BABEH: wont she be disappointed anyway now that she has to marry against her will? xD
insaneprsnofdoom: no! she will be the happiest shes ever been! especially on their honeymoon in morocco!
partygril984: where?
insaneprsnofdoom: i mean... -googles Hyrulean locations...-
partygril984: but yeah, even zant is getting an invite
blackasnight45: but he’ll be dateless and emo the whole time
partygril984: well, we’re inviting a few other friends from outside of hyrule... so he might not be!
blackasnight45: …...no, he probably still will be
partygril984: shut up!!! >.<
WINDZ_BABEH: can i wear purple too? pweeeease?
partygril984: ive never seen you in anything but purple though!!!
WINDZ_BABEH: but thats because its the color i pull off best!!!
partygril984: because your skin and hair are purple? o.o
WINDZ_BABEH: PWEEEEEEEEEEEASE PWEASE PWEASE PWEEEASE
partygril984: OKAY FINE, but that means your lady has to coordinate with you!
WINDZ_BABEH: thats okay! :D :3
partygril984: ill start finding you two stuff to wear then!
btdubsimad00d: okay, you cant be serious right now....
partygril984: of course im serious!!!
btdubsimad00d: -__-
partygril984: sheik, you love me
btdubsimad00d: definitely...
insaneprsnofdoom: he loves me the most though! right sheik?
btdubsimad00d: sure
insaneprsnofdoom: yayyyyyyyyyyyyy! :D
btdubsimad00d: im leaving now...
partygril984: wait! dont leave! you have to tell me which you prefer!
btdubsimad00d: which what i prefer?
partygril984: i put your options in the authors notes :3
btdubsimad00d: -______________________- im leaving. right now.
*btdubsimad00d has logged off*
WHY IS ZELDA SO MEAN TO SHEIK??? WHY MUST HE GET MARRIED ALREADY?! WHY CAN’T THINGS BE NORMAL IN THESE CHATROOMS? …..HMMM.... I DUNNO! FIND OUT IN PART TWO!!!!