TLOZ Chatroom

tloz chatroom 20 pt. 1

Catching up: Link wrote a horrible poem in the author’s absence, and the author has now returned! It’s been about a week in the land of Hyrule, so the chatters have much to catch up on. Let’s read on!

*insaneprsnofdoom has logged on*
*sidebangsarehawt has logged on*
*WINDZ_BABEH has logged on*
*blackasnight45 has logged on*
*partygril984 has logged on*
*hero_oftehworldz has logged on*
insaneprsnofdoom: heyyy peopleee, guess whose now living in a castle in the desert?!
hero_oftehworldz: hmmm you? :p
WINDZ_BABEH: oh my nayru, is it you?!
insaneprsnofdoom: yep, thats right... and its pretty bitchin... you guys are jealous
hero_oftehworldz: well, considering i live in a palace in the clouds, im not too jealous :D
insaneprsnofdoom: i would die if i had to live so far above the ground... o.o
hero_oftehworldz: hehe :3
insaneprsnofdoom: yeah, so besides me moving into a castle (even though i only wanted a tower >_> ganon...) whats everyone been up to?
WINDZ_BABEH: WAIT, YOU MOVED IN WITH GANONDORF?! rabia, hes like a serial rapist!! if youre in the middle of the desert, how are we supposed to hear you when youre in trouble?!
blackasnight45: when did i become a serial rapist? -__-
hero_oftehworldz: we’ll give her a high powered whistle!
insaneprsnofdoom: oh dont worry, vaati. hes not going to hurt me! but its adorable that you care, aww <3
WINDZ_BABEH: but rabia!!! he has no good intentions!! AT ALL! D:
hero_oftehworldz: well, wait, where in the desert is your castle?
insaneprsnofdoom: that i cannot tell you, shadow..
WINDZ_BABEH: why not?!
insaneprsnofdoom: because its a secret!
WINDZ_BABEH: :<
insaneprsnofdoom: vaati, you are being very awkwardly protective today...
WINDZ_BABEH: i am not ! D:
insaneprsnofdoom: aww, did shadow take your ipod away so you cant play monster pet shop? :p
WINDZ_BABEH: not funny!! dont tease me!! 3:<
insaneprsnofdoom: sorry :p but really, whats up with you today?
WINDZ_BABEH: well, let me think for a second... i mean, i didnt think there was anything wrong with me... :’[
insaneprsnofdoom: d’aww 3:
hero_oftehworldz: actually, its probably because malon wont talk to anyone
insaneprsnofdoom: why not? vaati, what did you do?!
WINDZ_BABEH: me?!
insaneprsnofdoom: no, the other vaati
WINDZ_BABEH: ...you are being very mean to me today! everyone just needs to chill the hell out! >_>
hero_oftehworldz: master, i think you do...
WINDZ_BABEH: oh... well... oh...
insaneprsnofdoom: but seriously, what happened?
WINDZ_BABEH: i honestly dont know! she just locked herself in one of the guest bedrooms yesterday and wont let anyone in!
insaneprsnofdoom: and you have NO idea why?
WINDZ_BABEH: not a clue
insaneprsnofdoom: ...and you, shadow?
hero_oftehworldz: nope, i got nothin
insaneprsnofdoom: ...are you two lying to me? did one of you make a move and fail miserably?!
hero_oftehworldz: i swear i would never!
insaneprsnofdoom: swear on your masters life!
hero_oftehworldz: i do! i swear on lord vaati’s life!
insaneprsnofdoom: okay... i trust you then... well, its weird for her to just randomly hate you guys...
hero_oftehworldz: thats what i said!
sidebangsarehawt: its probably becase shadow try to molest her!!!!
hero_oftehworldz: WHAT?! I DID NOT!!!
insaneprsnofdoom: okay, that was a HORRIBLE SENTENCE... link, read a damn book
sidebangsarehawt: oh my mushroom, shut up, you get my point.. it doesnt even matter
insaneprsnofdoom: yes it does!
WINDZ_BABEH: guys...
insaneprsnofdoom: yeees?
hero_oftehworldz: yes, my lord?
blackasnight45: nobody cares, shut up
WINDZ_BABEH: you shut up! malon wants to talk to me... what if she tries to kill me...
insaneprsnofdoom: -______-
hero_oftehworldz: ill back you up, my lord!
WINDZ_BABEH: oh phew... okay, lets go!
hero_oftehworldz: okayyy
*WINDZ_BABEH has gone afk*
*hero_oftehworldz has gone afk*
insaneprsnofdoom: zelda, youve been awfully quiet today... whats the hizzy dizzy?!
partygril984: 1. no.... and 2. i have horrible luck with men...
insaneprsnofdoom: why? :[
partygril984: tet and i broke up.. :[
insaneprsnofdoom: OH NOOOO! D:
partygril984: i know! who would dump me?!
insaneprsnofdoom: oh well... we still know one guy who you could get with -eWinkWink-
partygril984: -eShove- no we dont... shhh...
insaneprsnofdoom: ughh, whatever you say...
partygril984: so how are YOU and your new boytoy in your new place? ;p
insaneprsnofdoom: my “boytoy”? o.o
partygril984: hmm okay, maybe i’ll find a different word... man... hot man... idk another word for it...
insaneprsnofdoom: me neither... but we’re goood! or at least i think so..
partygril984: and how is it for you, ganondorf?
blackasnight45: none of your business, so shut your face
partygril984: -eCries- youre so mean! why are you so cruel?!
*partygril984 has logged off*
insaneprsnofdoom: GANONDORF!!! you made my best friend log off!!!
blackasnight45: trust me, youre much better off this way
sidebangsarehawt: guuuuuuuuuuuys
insaneprsnofdoom: oh lord.. what now?
sidebangsarehawt: wheres sheeeeeeeeeik...
insaneprsnofdoom: i dont fucking know -- wheres midna? or zant? why would we know these things?
sidebangsarehawt: oh my triforce what if hes missing...
blackasnight45: he probably went missing just to get away from you
insaneprsnofdoom: link, this is serious... are you actually SEMI CALM right now?!
sidebangsarehawt: i have nooo idea
insaneprsnofdoom: ...youre high again arent you?

IS LINK HIGH?! PROBABLY! READ PART TWO!!!