TLOZ Chatroom
SPECIAL TLOZ Chatroom 50th Chapter Treat
SPECIAL TLOZ Chatroom 50th Chapter
~~In today’s special, we will be doing something special -- we will see what happens in private chatrooms made by our fellow chatters and friends. Sound boring? Well, you’ll just have to see ...~~
(NOTE: these are not all occurring at the same time ; these are from different times, mostly separate from the main chatroom itself. They don’t necessarily relate and are highly pointless. Enjoy, nonetheless!)
**Chatroom name: better than you ;) password: 1234twilight4321**
*hero_oftehworldz has logged on*
*usurpderpdeederp has logged on*
*sexy&blue103 has logged on*
*blackasnight45 has logged on*
*crimsonxnightxhawk has logged on*
*death_and_sprinkles has logged on*
usurpderpdeederp: Wow, a lot more people showed up than I expected! :D Hi everyone! This is Zant, for any of you newcomers :))))
blackasnight45: this is dumb, why are we in a private chatroom
sexy&blue103: yeah, and which one of you is vaati?
hero_oftehworldz: master isn’t online yet, he’s tending to some business in castle town
sexy&blue103: oh okay. hi shadow <3 it’s me, veran ;3
hero_oftehworldz: -eGasp- hi!!!!!!!!!! -eHug- how are you?!
sexy&blue103: oh i’m great (: how are you and your lord?
hero_oftehworldz: GREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT! :DDDDDDDD<3,<3
usurpderpdeederp: Ahem.
hero_oftehworldz: what?
usurpderpdeepderp: So hero of the world is Shadow and black as night is Ganon, just so everyone knows.
blackasnight: *ganonDORF. and i’m pretty certain everyone could have figured that out on their own.
usurpderpdeederp: Well you never know! So who is sexy and blue? Veran?
sexy&blue103: obviously. so anyway.....
hero_oftehworldz: anyway, who’s crimson night hawk?
blackasnight45: that’s dark link, he’s getting a drink
hero_oftehworldz: what he is drinking? :D
blackasnight45: innocent souls of the young.
hero_oftehworldz: meh, i prefer innocent souls of the elderly personally
sexy&blue103: no way, children’s souls have a far purer taste than those of the old
blackasnight45: they both taste the same to me.
death_and_sprinkles: i prefer ANY soul! :DDDD they all taste good to meeeeee -w-
blackasnight45: hi majora -__-
death_and_sprinkles: haiiiiiiiiii gannon
blackasnight45: *GANON and i prefer GANONDORF
usurpderpdeederp: Hi Majora :D !
death_and_sprinkles: heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiii
crimsonxnightxhawk: so why are we here again?
hero_oftehworldz: fellow link counterpart!!!!!!!! -eHighFive-
crimsonxnightxhawk: i am not another counterpart of link.
hero_oftehworldz: yes you are! :D
crimsonxnightxhawk: no, and neither are you. you were created by a mirror and magic, and i was made by lord ganondorf. therefore, neither of us are counterparts, merely clones.
hero_oftehworldz: D: debbie downer....
crimsonxnightxhawk: i killed a girl named debbie once.
sexy&blue103: heyy, same!
blackasnight45: i killed an entire village of debbies once.
hero_oftehworldz: ooooooooooh, i’m impressed :O !
sexy&blue103: damn ganon, how come you and i have never teamed up? ;P
blackasnight45: **GANONDORF... again... and because i don’t “team up” with other people, that’s just stupid
sexy&blue103: wellllll we should form an alliance (;
blackasnight45: lol no.
sexy&blue103: ....you always remind me why i like vaati, not you... -__-
blackasnight45: good.
hero_oftehworldz: I’LL FORM AN ALLIANCE WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!! <3<3<3 :D :D :D
sexy&blue103: you and lord vaati?! :D
hero_oftehworldz: sure!!!!! :333333
sexy&blue103: sounds good to me! ;D
crimsonxnightxhawk: why are you forming a useless alliance? you know she only talks to you because she wants to be the wind mage’s queen
sexy&blue103: >__> ganon, keep your slave under control before i send him back to the shadows from which he came
blackasnight45: *******************************GANONDORF
sexy&blue103: same thing, get over it
usurpderpdeederp: Ahem. There was something I wished to discuss today, you know.
blackasnight45: cool, nobody cares
sexy&blue103: is vaati almost done with his errands?
hero_oftehworldz: hmm, possibly. i’ll go check on him and see if he’s back yet
sexy&blue103: thank you, shadow<3
*hero_oftehworldz has gone afk*
blackasnight45: you’re such a manipulating person
sexy&blue103: kinda makes you wish i was on your side, doesn’t it?
blackasnight45: well, that’s certainly debatable, but it would definitely prove to have some use to me.
sexy&blue103: i bet your mothers would approve of an alliance (;
blackasnight45: don’t remind me.
sexy&blue103: whatever you say, ganon.
blackasnight45: okay, really?
sexy&blue103: oh shut up, ganon is easier to type
blackasnight45: not much easier
sexy&blue103: we should still form some kind of alliance, just saying
blackasnight45: yeah, i’d have to talk to my cabinet members about that
sexy&blue103: you have a cabinet?
blackasnight45: no
sexy&blue103: >__> fine then, i’ll get you to say yes eventually
blackasnight45: sure.
crimsonxnightxhawk: my lord, you have a visitor at the door.
blackasnight45: thank you, dark. i’ll be back. actually probably not, because i dislike mostly all of you, but still. it’s a possibility.
*blackasnight45 has logged off*
sexy&blue103: so dark (;
crimsonxnightxhawk: i will not fall for your tricks like the other shadow being does.
sexy&blue103: who says i’m trying to trick you? i just haven’t talked to you in a while!
crimsonxnightxhawk: you know i don’t believe that.
sexy&blue103: fine fine, i see how it is...
usurpderpdeederp: Hey, why did he leave? We still haven’t even discussed why we’re here!
crimsonxnightxhawk: master left because he had a visitor.
usurpderpdeederp: Well tell him to come back here!
crimsonxnightxhawk: as soon as he’s done at the door i shall.
usurpderpdeederp: Ugh, fine...
sexy&blue103: are these really the only people that decided to show up? what a lame turnout...
usurpderpdeederp: Sadly, yes :( but hopefully everyone will come back soon!
sexy&blue103: yeah good luck with that....
*hero_oftehworldz has returned from afk*
sexy&blue103: hi shadow!!!!!!<3
hero_oftehworldz: VERANNNNNNNNNNN<3<3!!!!! hi!!!!! :D
sexy&blue103: is vaati going to log on?! :D
hero_oftehworldz: yep! he’s getting on his computer right now!! :33
sexy&blue103: YAY!!!! :DD
*WINDZ_BABEH has logged on*
sexy&blue103: lord vaati!!! hi! :D
WINDZ_BABEH: uhhhh hi???
sexy&blue103: it’s me, veran! ;3
WINDZ_BABEH: <| O__ o |> hi.....???????????????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!
sexy&blue103: it’s been a while! how are you? are you hoping to select your bride soon?
WINDZ_BABEH: uhhhh.... well i --
death_and_sprinkles: VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttttttttttTTTTTTTTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! iz majoraaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh i missesesesesess youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuewwwwwwwww!
WINDZ_BABEH: majora!!!!! :DDDDDD hiiiii! i missesesesesessssesesrhsgfjgfkg you toooo! how are you?!
death_and_sprinkles: GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEaTTTTTTTTT!!!! how are yuuuuuu
WINDZ_BABEH: i’m great meself :’3 i heard your spirit was released from your mask! :OO
death_and_sprinkles: yes!!!! a year ago or so !!!
WINDZ_BABEH: how come i haven’t seen you around then?! D’:
death_and_sprinkles: i dunno!!!!!!!!! come visit me!!!!!!!!
WINDZ_BABEH: well where are you?????
death_and_sprinkles: have you ever heard of a land called kliptormina?
WINDZ_BABEH: uhhhh i don’t think so... is that by termina?
death_and_sprinkles: nooooooooooooooo i gave up on termina a loooooooooooooongsusfhagdg time ago!!! it’s 30000 km south of hyrule :o
WINDZ_BABEH: ohhh... nope never heard of it!
death_and_sprinkles: wellllllllllllllllllllllllllll, that’s where i am now!!!!!!!! i swallowed the land up in shadows and flames and now the souls of the country’s people are either forever more in servitude or food for me to snack on!!!!!!! theres a big pretty vortex where the land collapsed and fell!!! you should come seeeeeeeeeeeeeeee soemtimEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
WINDZ_BABEH: wow, i’m so happy for you!!!!! :D that sounds like your dream come true :’] i’ll definitely come visit sometime!!!! shadow and i will come and visit sometime within--
sexy&blue103: kay majora, pretty sure you should shut up because we all know you don’t have enough power to do that.
hero_oftehworldz: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! xD
death_and_sprinkles: hehehehehehehehehehe sillY VERAN I’D LIKE TO SEE YOU DO BETTEr.
sexy&blue103: i would love to ; i could and i will do better than that. nobody even knows what so called “country” you’re talking about. i on the other hand could single handedly crush your vortex and send you, your slaves, and your mask into another dimension for the rest of eternity. ;)
death_and_sprinkles: wow youd do that for me??????????!!!!!!! i feel speciallllllll :’3333333
sexy&blue103: you should, because i will go out of my way to destroy you :’)
death_and_sprinkles: YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYDEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sexy&blue103: shut up. so anyway vaati, as you were saying.... what about selecting me as your bride?
WINDZ_BABEH: wha???? i don’t need a bride o.o
sexy&blue103: yes you do! you need someone to stand by you in power, and you need heirs to your throne... both of which i can provide for you!
WINDZ_BABEH: heirs?! i already have an heir! i have shadow!!! :D and he stands by me in power!!! :3
sexy&blue103: i mean children, vaati. you need children to take your place at your throne if you die.
WINDZ_BABEH: but shadow is my child! :D
sexy&blue103: yes, but you need full blooded children to fill your place!!!
WINDZ_BABEH: shadow has blood! :DD
sexy&blue103: ughhhhhhhh vaati, you need children produced by YOU to be your heir!
WINDZ_BABEH: i made shadow though! i brought him out of dark mirror! :D
sexy&blue103: ................
WINDZ_BABEH: what? o.o u no like shadow.......?!
sexy&blue103: no, i love shadow! i’m just saying you need CHILDREN to keep your legacy alive!
WINDZ_BABEH: but i--
sexy&blue103: NOT SHADOW. SHADOW DID NOT COME FROM YOU. HE CAME FROM A MIRROR.
WINDZ_BABEH: well i can’t have babies!!! that’s just preposterous! only ladies can have babies! :o
sexy&blue103: -__________________-
hero_oftehworldz: i might need an heir to my throne though if i’m the heir to lord vaati’s!!! JUST SAYING!!!!!!!
sexy&blue103: i bet majora could give you an heir, shadow, if you needed one now
hero_oftehworldz: o.o just kidding, i can wait a little while.......
sexy&blue103: actually, what about ganondorf? does he have a bride yet?
hero_oftehworldz: a forced bride, yes. i’m pretty sure he has a daughter too.
sexy&blue103: oh come on....
usurpderpdeederp: I’m single, you know....
sexy&blue103: ew, i’m not THAT desperate.
hero_oftehworldz: OR, here’s an idea! since you can’t be lord vaati’s bride, maybe just MAYBE -- stay with me here! -- you could be MY bride!!!! :D
sexy&blue103: hmmmmm..... yeah, sure, i could consider it.... are you really the heir to lord vaati’s throne?
hero_oftehworldz: yes ma’am! :D
sexy&blue103: .......hmm...... alright, sounds good to me.
hero_oftehworldz: REALLY?! YOU MEAN IT?! :DDDDD
sexy&blue103: of course! i’ll just have to move in right away. oh, and i’ll only answer to Marquess or Lady Veran. plus i get a room near the very top of the tower.
hero_oftehworldz: okay!!!!! :D
sexy&blue103: and i get my OWN room.
hero_oftehworldz: D: okay....
sexy&blue103: and no sneaking in in the middle of the night. you may only enter if i give you permission.
hero_oftehworldz: aw........ okay...... :’[
WINDZ_BABEH: ummmmmmmm shadow, shouldn’t you be asking for my permission before you get married?! 3:
hero_oftehworldz: oh, sorry master!!! can i marry veran?! :D
WINDZ_BABEH: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
hero_oftehworldz: what?! why not?!?!?! D:
WINDZ_BABEH: because i said so......?!??!
sexy&blue103: its either i marry you or your servant. you pick, vaati!
WINDZ_BABEH: neither!!! you can marry onox!!!!! now go away!!!!! -eShutsRandomDoorInYourFace-
sexy&blue103: onox?! goddesses no!!!!! i’m marrying shadow and that’s final!!!!!!!
WINDZ_BABEH: i’m pretty certain it’s MY decision >.>
sexy&blue103: vaati, just say yes. let me be your bride.
hero_oftehworldz: don’t you mean my bride?
sexy&blue103: yeah, that too.
WINDZ_BABEH: >_> yeah, shadow..... i think it’s time to go now
hero_oftehworldz: but master, i--
WINDZ_BABEH: IT’S TIME TO GOOOOOOOOOOOO
*WINDZ_BABEH has logged off*
hero_oftehworldz: bye veran! we’ll continue this conversation again soon enough!
sexy&blue103: ugh fine.... bye
hero_oftehworldz: bye!!!!!!
*hero_oftehworldz has logged off*
sexy&blue103: are there any other guys in here that are single and powerful?
usurpderpdeederp: -eGoesToSaySomething-
sexy&blue103: what about you, dark? are you inheriting anything from ganon once he dies?
crimsonxnightxhawk: i don’t inherit anything after master dies. there is nothing if he dies ;only my failure, and failure isn’t tolerated.
sexy&blue103: ughhhhhhhhh....... who else is supposed to log on here?
usurpderpdeederp: Uhh, Chancellor Cole, Ghirahim... that’s pretty much everyone who said they would log on....
sexy&blue103: -eSigh- oh well... one day, Vaati will realize he wants me as his queen...
crimsonxnightxhawk: i predict the opposite. the mage seems to lack an ability to be attracted to someone whom only does good for herself.
sexy&blue103: ..............thanks for the support
crimsonxnightxhawk: it's just the truth.
sexy&blue103: >_____> yeah, i'm leaving now
usurpderpdeederp: Wait!!!!!! You can'--
*sexy&blue103 has logged off*
usurpderpdeederp: Well at least you're still here, Shadow Link.
*crimsonxnightxhawk has logged off*
usurpderpdeederp: ****NOT SHADOW NOT SHADOW SORRY.
usurpderpdeederp: .......OH COME ON!!!!!! >:O
*usurpderpdeederp has logged off with a huff*
**Chatroom name: catroom6677 password: psswrd**
*sidebangsarehawt has logged on*
*partygril984 has logged on*
*twilight_dwelleR has logged on*
*insaneprsnofdoom has logged on*
*shukaku132 has logged on*
*cucco_lover12 has logged on*
partygril984: heyyyyy! :D
twilight_dwelleR: wait, i thought you said this was an all girls chatroom ; why is link here?
partygril984: well we need some guy advice in here! so let's talk about boys!
twilight_dwelleR: oh dear goddesses.... why....
insaneprsnofdoom: sounds good to me!!! so zelda, you got any hotties in your life? ;)
twilight_dwelleR: kill me now......
partygril984: shut up midna!!!!!! anyway, no! you guys have any suggestions? :|
insaneprsnofdoom: hmmm maybe..... LINK??????
sidebangsarehawt: yeah, maybe linkk!!!!!!! that sounds good to me!!!!!!
insaneprsnofdoom: why are you speaking in third person? and why did you put two k's in your name?
sidebangsarehawt: DONT START!!!!!
insaneprsnofdoom: but seriously, you two were made for each other
partygril984: link.....? hmm.... i'm going to have to think about that one....
sidebangsarehawt: BUT!!!! D:
insaneprsnofdoom: good one, link
sidebangsarehawt: SHUT UP!!!!!
partygril984: so kaikoura ;) tell me about you and sheeeeeeeiky....
shukaku132: uhhh there's not much to say...?
partygril984: oh come on, i bet sheik gets freaky when he's in bed ;)
shukaku132: WHY. JUST WHY.
partygril984: trust me, i would know! he used to be part of me!!!
shukaku132: yeah, but he didnt get that part of you!!
partygril984: oh yeah.... neither did tet....
shukaku132: WHY DO YOU KNOW--omg.....
partygril984: dont hate!!!
twilight_dwelleR: did you really just say that...
partygril984: SHUT UP!!!!! fine then... what about you rabia? how are you and ganondorf?
insaneprsnofdoom: good, we're good.... he has a nice penis.... -w-
partygril984: RIGHT?!?!
-eAwkwardSilence-
insaneprsnofdoom: .....why..... even if you two have had sex..... just why....
partygril984: what? i'm not gonna lie..
insaneprsnofdoom: then just don't say it out loud!
partygril984: fine fine... sorry
insaneprsnofdoom: i forgive you! but anyway, last night we were watching a movie and eating some--
partygril984: oooh what movie?!
insaneprsnofdoom: up.... and he was laughing... but anyway, we were eating some popcorn and he dropped a piece on his lap, so i grabbed it but i "accidentally" groped him... hehe.... i bet he liked it, he just wouldn't admit it... OH and THEN, toward the end of the movie, he accidentally kicked his water over. SOOOOOOO i, being the wonderful wife i am, leaned over to pick it up for him! i'm awesome, i know.... anyway, i leaned over to pick it up when i noticed ganondorf was staring at my chest very obviously. then we had sex. on the floor. of the fortress. and it was amazing. be jealous.
sidebangsarehawt: EWWWWWWWWWWW SHIELD YOUR EYES, ZELDA AND MALON!!!! YOUR INNOCENT MINDS NEEDN'T BE TAINTED!!!!!!! -eShieldsTheirEyes-
insaneprsnofdoom: link, malon has a kid and zelda has sex with everyone -- neither of them is innocent....
partygril984: HEY!!!!!
insaneprsnofdoom: well.... malon is innocent besides the kid thing, which is still really not that uninnocent....
sidebangsarehawt: THEYRE BOTH INNOCENT!!!!!!!!!!!
insaneprsnofdoom: riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.... so anyway, it was amazing sex
twilight_dwelleR: how interesting.
insaneprsnofdoom: i thought so.
partygril984: so anyway, that sounds awesome!!! i wish i could have awesome sex with someone... ;___;
sidebangsarehawt: WHYYYYYYYYYYY....
partygril984: because it would be awesome!
insaneprsnofdoom: So Midna... how are you and shadow link?
twilight_dwelleR: what about us?
insaneprsnofdoom: er..... um.... well to be honest that is some sex I don't want to know about....
partygril: ewwwww you and shadow have sex?!
twilight_dwelleR: no, we ride donkeys to mexico
sidebangsarehawt: whats a mexico?
partygril: ewww nightmares forEVERRRRR
insaneprsnofdoom: donkeys are cute!
twilight_dwelleR: yeahhhhhh....
*usurpderpdeederp has logged on*
insaneprsnofdoom: ZANT! This is an all girls chatroom only!
usurpderpdeederp: then why is Link here?
insaneprsnofdoom: ....do you really have to ask that question?
shukaku132: poor Link...
insaneprsnofdoom: >:D
partygril984: okay, so carrying on even though zant is now here, midna you're gross. and also, what about you zant? how's your love life?
usurpderpdeederp: Nonexistant... Why? You want to change that?!!?!?!
partygril984: noooooooooooo just wondering o.o
usurpderpdeederp: Oh...... okay....
partygril984: who else has a love life in here? link doesn't.... who else is here? what about you kaikoura? how are you and sheik?
shukaku132: just peachy.
partygril984: peachy? is that a reference to something sexual?
shukaku132: -_____- really zelda. really.
partygril984: does sheik like peaches? ;)
shukaku132: yeah, he likes the little kind that comes in the can with all the syrup. yeah, he likes those.
partygril984: >___>
shukaku132: yeah, exactly.
partygril984: fine then! i'll just ask shadow link about your sex life one day!
shukaku132: WHY DO YOU CARE OMTTTTTT
partygril984: because i need to know these things!!!!!!
shukaku132: kay.......?
partygril984: YOU'RE NO FUN!!! fine..... malon, how is vaati in bed?
cucco_lover12: no, he's still awake :)
partygril984: nooooo, not is he in bed....... HOW is he in bed?
cucco_lover12: how? uhh well he usually lays on his left side....? i dunno. he snores sometimes too, but don't tell him i told you that ;)
partygril984: NOOOOOOOO like HOW is HE in BED?
cucco_lover12: .....because he gets tired?
insaneprsnofdoom: malon you're so cute xD
partygril984: NOOOOOOOOOOO HOW IS VAATI SEXUALLY???? LIKE HOW IS HE DURING SEX???
cucco_lover12: ohhhh...... uhhhhh i don't know....?
partygril984: you don't know? how do you not know? does he make his moblins have sex with you in his place?!?!
cucco_lover12: nooooo! ew, he woulnd't do that!
partygril984: well, then how do you not know how he is?! were you asleep?!
cucco_lover12: nooooooooo....
partygril984: ANSWER MY QUESTION ; IS HE GOOD IN BED????????????
cucco_lover12: why do you care? :(
partygril984: he has no ideea what he's doing, does he?
insaneprsnofdoom: i just have one question malon....
cucco_lover12: what is your question rabia?
insaneprsnofdoom: does vaati have a purple penis? im just curious!
cucco_lover12: uhhhhhhhh i dont know...
partygril984: how do you not know?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!??!?!?!??????!??!?!!!
cucco_lover12: i don't think vaati would be very comfortable with me telling you guys what that looks like....
partygril984: ITS PURPLE AND HE'S BAD IN BED
cucco_lover12: i didn't say--
partygril984: BUT YOU DIDNT HAVE TO!!!!!!!!
insaneprsnofdoom: dude, shut up!!!!!!!!
partygril984: fine..... go on....
insaneprsnofdoom: so you don't know if it's purple?
cucco_lover12: i just don't think he would want me to share this with all of you. especially zelda.
insaneprsnofdoom: i can accept that... -eSniffle-
cucco_lover12: he has purple nipples though! :D
insaneprsnofdoom: AHA!!!! I KNEW IT!!!!
cucco_lover12: teehee :)
partygril984: is vaati fat? like be honest, is he chunky? round? plump? chubby? his body not his penis
cucco_lover12: not at all, no! why would you think he's fat? :(
partygril984: well he kinda looks fat. you dont think so?
cucco_lover12: considering i live with him, i would know that he isn't fat :p
partygril984: you only know because you have SECXXBGSVFHDGJFWJKQF with him
cucco_lover12: ... well... I have to go to bed... bye...:)
*cucco_lover12 has logged off*
insaneprsnofdoom: wow Zelda look what you did....
partygril984: what? what did I do?
insaneprsnofdoom: -_-
shukaku132: Zelda you're such a horn dog
partygril984: That's where Sheik gets it.
shukaku132: Alright, I'm done -_-
*shukaku132 has logged off*
*twilight_dwelleR has logged off*
partygril984: YEAH, OKAY THEN
insaneprnsofdoom: Look Zelda, you drove everyone away!
sidebangsarehawt: SHE COULDN'T DRIVE PEOPLE AWAY! SHE'S TOO BEAUTIFUL!
usurpderpdeederp: You're dumb, Link.
sidebangsarehawt: YOU'RE DUMB! I'M LEAVING!
*sidebangsarehawt has logged on*
*i mean off*
*yeah*
insaneprsnofdoom: hey Zant! Wanna watch a movie with me and Ganon?
partygril984: I want to!!!!!!!!!!!!
insaneprsnofdoom: You weren't invited. Go to Link. Goodnight.
*partygril984 has logged off*
insaneprsnofdoom: omg Zant, it worked...
usurpderpdeederp: What movie are we watching?
insaneprsnofdoom: Up!
usurpderpdeederp: Okay!
*insaneprsnofdoom has logged off*
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partygril984: HEYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!! ughhhhhhh you all suck!!!!!
*partygril984 has logged off*
**Chatroom name: bitchezzzzzzz password: bitchez**
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hero_oftehworldz: hewwwwwooooo!!! :D
usurpderpdeederp: Heyyy, why is it that when I invite people into a chatroom nobody shows up?!
hero_oftehworldz: because more people like me than you :33
usurpderpdeederp: Thanks...
btdubsimad00d: waaait, i thought this was an all guys chatroom??? why is kaikoura here?
shukaku132: i, apparently, qualify to be one of the guys according to shadow -___-
btdubsimad00d: sounds like him....
hero_oftehworldz: hehehe :3
blackasnight45: why are we here shadow.
hero_oftehworldz: to piss link off :o
sidebangsarehawt: WHAT?!?!?!??!?!?! HEY!!!!!!!!!
hero_oftehworldz: just kidding :3
sidebangsarehawt: >________>
hero_oftehworldz: i wasnt kidding...
blackasnight45: nobody cares about link so if that was the case i would kill you.
hero_oftehworldz: WE'RE.
everyone: .........
hero_oftehworldz: GOING TO.
everyone: ......
hero_oftehworldz: WE'RE GOING TO HAVE.
everyone: .....
hero_oftehworldz: WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A.
blackasnight45: just finish your sentence. please. for the love of din.
hero_oftehworldz: lol brb i need a drink :)))
*hero_oftehworldz has gone afk*
blackasnight45: thats not annoying or anything.
sidebangsarehawt: i bet hes going to have a FESTIVAL!!! OF EVIIIIIIIIIIL!!!!!!
btdubsimad00d: im pretty sure that's not what he was going to say...
sidebangsarehawt: well still.... OHHHHHHH SHEIK
btdubsimad00d: yeah?
sidebangsarehawt: how are yew.
btdubsimad00d: uhhhh good... how are you?
sidebangsarehawt: AWFULLLLLLLLLLL
btdubsimd00d: why? what happened? what did zelda do?
sidebangsarehawt: nothing..... i cant say on this chat thingy.... its too secret....
TheImprisoned: why are you bringing it up if you wont say it?
sidebangsarehawt: DEMISE, NO ONE ASKED YOU!!!! I'LL IMPRISON YOU!!! REIMPRISON!!!!
TheImprisoned: nice comeback lol
sidebangsarehawt: >___>
btdubsimad00d: just tell us!!! what happened?
sidebangsarehawt: fine... shadow is gone, so i think im okay for now... but..... i met someone...... someone.....
btdubsimad00d: ......okay???
sidebangsarehawt: a someone that marth has to marry.......
TheImprisoned: lol.
sidebangsarehawt: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!
btdubsimad00d: just go on!!! who does he have to marry?
sidebangsarehawt: ........ZELDA...........
btdubsimad00d: he’s marrying zelda? what?!
sidebangsarehawt: yes.... ;____________; my life is ruined....
btdubsimad00d: it’s not ruined!! maybe you can try to find marth someone else?
sidebangsarehawt: WHY WOULD I EVER DO THAT?
btdubsimad00d: well it’s obvious that he has to marry a princess at some time... he’s a prince
sidebangsarehawt: SHEIK, WHY CAN’T YOU BE SUPPORTIVE FOR ONCE?!
btdubsimad00d: how--
sidebangsarehawt: THIS FRIENDSHIP IS OVER!!!!!!!!!!!! HABE A NICE LIVE, SHEIK!!!!
*sidebangsarehawt has logged off*
shukaku132: what the din was that all about? o.o
btdubsimad00d: i don’t know! what am i supposed to say to that to make him feel better?! -__-
shukaku132: i dont know man, i honestly don’t know...
blackasnight45: he’s stupid, just ignore him.
FAABULOUZZ12: but that just makes him so much more attractive ;9
blackasnight45: not at all but okay.
*hero_oftehworldz has returned from afk*
hero_oftehworldz: okay so anyway...
shukaku132: we’re going to have a what?
hero_oftehworldz: WE’RE GOING TO HAVE A PARTY!!!!!!
TheImprisoned: who? you and your master?
hero_oftehworldz: you bet!!!! i’m the one throwing it though, i just got master’s permission :3
shukaku132: at the palace of winds? :D
hero_oftehworldz: no way man, lord vaati would never let me throw a party there o.o it’s going to be at this awesome nightclub called the Soggy Kiwi!
blackasnight45: the what?
hero_oftehworldz: the soggy kiwi!!! you ever been there before?!
blackasnight45: no, why would i ever enter a place called the soggy kiwi? i have dignity.
hero_oftehworldz: hey, don’t judge until you’ve seen it! it’s totally awesome! and you’re totally going, ganondorf!!!!
shukaku132: when is it? :D
hero_oftehworldz: it’s on friday at twenty two oclock :3333333333333333333
shukaku132: sheik, you’re my date so zelda doesn’t make me dance with any weird guys o.o
btdubsimad00d: okay, good plan o.o
TheImprisoned: how many people will be at this event?
hero_oftehworldz: like tonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnns; i invited everyone at the palace of winds and all my friends outside of the palace :o
TheImprisoned: ......so how many is that? Like twenty?
hero_oftehworldz: -___- nooo, like twenty plus seventy eight!
*everyone has to do the math*
TheImprisoned: ninety eight people? well, that’s if they all go...
hero_oftehworldz: trust me, they will! it’s gonna be a banging party, they have no choice!
usurpderpdeederp: Even I’m invited?!
hero_oftehworldz: of course! what’s a party without you and your tinsel wig?
usurpderpdeederp: YESSSSSSSSSS! I have to go prepare for this party! I’ll see you guys there!!!
hero_oftehworldz: okay!!!!!!!
*usurpderpdeederp has logged off*
blackasnight45: why would you ever invite zant. ever.
hero_oftehworldz: why not? what’s wrong with inviting zant?
blackasnight45: he’s zant. that’s the only explanation you need.
TheImprisoned: i agree with ganon ; he’s a sad excuse of a lifeform.
hero_oftehworldz: he’s dead though!!!
TheImprisoned: well than he’s a sad excuse of a spirit!
hero_oftehworldz: too bad!! this is MY party!! if you don’t want him there, then throw your own party! >__>
TheImprisoned: fine, we’ll just throw him back to the underworld.
hero_oftehworldz: you will do no such thing!!! i’ll send YOU back to the underworld!
TheImprisoned: fine by me.
hero_oftehworldz: >_____> whatever, he’s still going.
blackasnight45: cool. guess who isn’t going.
hero_oftehworldz: dude, why not!!!!!!
blackasnight45: because i have better things to do than watch zelda grind on random men and link get drunk because he’s single in the corner.
hero_oftehworldz: but it’s gonna be totally awesome!!! just bring a date so she doesn’t grind on you!
blackasnight45: no, i don’t want to go.
hero_oftehworldz: oh come on, you don’t want to dance it up and party? :O
blackasnight45: that makes me want to go even less.
hero_oftehworldz: pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeease? 3:
blackasnight45: no.
hero_oftehworldz: but.....but.... demise is going!!!!
TheImprisoned: i am?
blackasnight45: why does that make me want to go?
hero_oftehworldz: i dunno... nabooru is going! ;]
blackasnight45: kay, i’m definitely not going now.
hero_oftehworldz: lord vaati will be there though!!!
blackasnight45: you’re doing a horrible job of convincing me to go.
hero_oftehworldz: if i dedicate a song to you will you go?
blackasnight45: i’m not going and that is final. so shut up.
hero_oftehworldz: FINE, WE DON’T NEED A PARTY POOPER LIKE YOU THERE ANYWAY.
TheImprisoned: speaking of vaati, why isn’t he saying anything?
hero_oftehworldz: oh i dunno. he’s probably doing something else on the internet.
TheImprisoned: oh, okay.
hero_oftehworldz: so you goin, demise? ;]
TheImprisoned; sure, might as well.
hero_oftehworldz: yayyyyyyyyy!
TheImprisoned: ganondorf, you’re my date.
blackasnight45: i would rather spend the rest of my life in the evil realm.
TheImprisoned: too bad, you’re going with me.
FAABULOUZZ12: but my king, aren’t you going to--
TheImprisoned: go be zant’s date, fool. i have no use for you at this party.
FAABULOUZZ12: ._. alright...
hero_oftehworldz: yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, ganondorf is going! :D
blackasnight45: i thought you said you didn’t even want me going.
hero_oftehworldz: shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..........
blackasnight45: whatever, this party is going to suck either way.
*blackasnight45 has logged off*
hero_oftehworldz: sheesh, he’s so moody all the time....
*FAABULOUZZ12 has logged off*
hero_oftehworldz: KAY. STOP LOGGING OFF PEOPLE.
TheImprisoned: i think you’re link is starting to show.
hero_oftehworldz: .......you’re right o.O i’m scared for my well being now...
shukaku132: wait, so this party is at the soggy kiwi? is that in hyrule?
hero_oftehworldz: yesssssss
shukaku132: okay, just wondering xp
hero_oftehworldz: so you and sheik...? ;p
shukaku132: .....what about us?
hero_oftehworldz: gonna dance it up at this party? ;p
shukaku132: sure? i dunno, probably.
hero_oftehworldz: i can see it, you and sheik dirty dancing ;p
shukaku132: -___- shadow, just... stop.... please
hero_oftehworldz: alright, only because you said please :p
shukaku132: ........i’m gonna go now......
hero_oftehworldz: what?! why/?!?!
shukaku132: don’t worry, i’ll be at the party.
hero_oftehworldz: oh okay :3
shukaku132: bye shadow, bye vaati, bye sheik, bye demise!
hero_oftehworldz: BYE KAIKOURA :P
TheImprisoned: bye.
btdubsimad00d: bye kaikoura.
*awkward silence from WINDZ_BABEH*
shukaku132: o.o yeahhhh bye
*shukaku132 has logged off*
TheImprisoned: why is vaati being so quiet? it’s annoying me. all he ever does is talk.
btdubsimad00d: yeah, he’s being insanely quiet..
hero_oftehworldz: i dunno, o.o master????????
*awkward silence*
TheImprisoned: vaati, why aren’t you talking?
hero_oftehworldz: pssssssssssssssssst, lord vaatiiiiiiiiiiiii..........
*silence*
hero_oftehworldz: don’t make me send my annoying fairy to you!!!!
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hero_oftehworldz: mastermastermastermastermastermastermastermaster
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btdubsimad00d: why don’t you go see what he’s doing?
hero_oftehworldz: okay, i’ll be right back.
*hero_oftehworldz has gone afk*
*awkward silence for thirteen minutes*
btdubsimad00d: soooooooo...........
TheImprisoned: >__>
btdubsimad00d: uhhh....
*hero_oftehworldz has returned from afk*
hero_oftehworldz: well, it looks like master fell asleep at his keyboard... lol
btdubsimad00d: did you wake him up?
hero_oftehworldz: no, i just brought him up to his room.
TheImprisoned: was he up all night or something?
hero_oftehworldz: yeah, he was researching some spell last night.
TheImprisoned: cool.
hero_oftehworldz: >___>
TheImprisoned: bye. i’ll be at your party.
hero_oftehworldz: but---!
*TheImprisoned has logged off*
hero_oftehworldz: ugh... why did everyone leave.... ;__; well at least you’re still here sheiky
btdubsimad00d: yeah, i’m not going to log off for a little bit.
hero_oftehworldz: good! oh wait, i better go log master off of his com--
WINDZ_BABEH: ;p
hero_oftehworldz: o.o master?
WINDZ_BABEH: don’t worry, shadow ; i’ll take good care of your master while he rests ;)
hero_oftehworldz: o.O who is this??!?!?!
WINDZ_BABEH: ghirahim, of course ;9 i would rather have your master at the moment than zant...
hero_oftehworldz: UHMMMMMMMMM I DON’T THINK SO!!!!!!!
WINDZ_BABEH: don’t worry, i’ll take care of malon too ;p
hero_oftehworldz: DON’T WORRY MY LORD AND MALON, I WON’T LET THIS CREEP TOUCH YOU!
btdubsimad00d: your link is showing again.
hero_oftehworldz: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! O~o
*hero_oftehworldz has logged off*
WINDZ_BABEH: hehehehehe...
btdubsimad00d: o.o
WINDZ_BABEH: hi sheik ;)
*btdubsimad00d has logged off*
WINDZ_BABEH: ugh, none of you are any fun... 3:
*WINDZ_BABEH has logged off*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~TLOZTLOZTLOZTLOZ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
**AND NOW!!!! AN EXTRA... ANOTHER POEM BY ZANT. ENJOY!**
Nothing.
Darkness. Silence.
Nothing.
That is all there is now.
My desires are not fulfilled.
Deceived, used, and thrown away.
I am just a tool for his use.
I am a toy, a joke.
Useless.
And still I toss and turn in my grave.
Why?
Because there is light.
There is no silence.
There is everything.
I have failed?
Yes.
But he has forgotten that he has failed too.
Useless?
So are you.
A toy, a joke?
You are as well.
And yet I am dead.
I have suffered for him.
This disgusting pig.
But his day will come.
Everyone will see how great my deeds were.
How little his were.
Then he will see.
Darkness. Silence. Nothing.
But that’s what he wants, isn’t it?
One day he will see he was wrong.
Wrong about me.
Wrong about everything.
Everything.
~~~
**clapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclap**
**NICE POEM, ZANT. I BET GANONDORF WILL BE VERY HAPPY WHEN HE SEES THIS.**
Zant: Yeahhh-- wait, he’s going to see this?!
**WELL OF COURSE! WHY WOULDN’T HE?**
Zant: .......well what’s the worst he can do to me? I’m already dead! Heh... heh heh... o.o
**.................**
Zant: Author, save me.
**.............SO UNTIL NEXT TIME!!!!!!!!**
Zant: AUTHOR!!!!!!!
I HOPE EVERYONE ENJOYED THIS SPECIAL, AND THE NEXT WILL BE RETURNING TO THE REGULAR CHATROOM -- HAVING PROBABLY NOTHING TO DO WITH THESE LITTLE CHATROOMS!!! I’M A JERK, I KNOW...... SO UNTIL NEXT TIME -- STAY TUUUUUUUUUNED!!!!!!!!
~~In today’s special, we will be doing something special -- we will see what happens in private chatrooms made by our fellow chatters and friends. Sound boring? Well, you’ll just have to see ...~~
(NOTE: these are not all occurring at the same time ; these are from different times, mostly separate from the main chatroom itself. They don’t necessarily relate and are highly pointless. Enjoy, nonetheless!)
**Chatroom name: better than you ;) password: 1234twilight4321**
*hero_oftehworldz has logged on*
*usurpderpdeederp has logged on*
*sexy&blue103 has logged on*
*blackasnight45 has logged on*
*crimsonxnightxhawk has logged on*
*death_and_sprinkles has logged on*
usurpderpdeederp: Wow, a lot more people showed up than I expected! :D Hi everyone! This is Zant, for any of you newcomers :))))
blackasnight45: this is dumb, why are we in a private chatroom
sexy&blue103: yeah, and which one of you is vaati?
hero_oftehworldz: master isn’t online yet, he’s tending to some business in castle town
sexy&blue103: oh okay. hi shadow <3 it’s me, veran ;3
hero_oftehworldz: -eGasp- hi!!!!!!!!!! -eHug- how are you?!
sexy&blue103: oh i’m great (: how are you and your lord?
hero_oftehworldz: GREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT! :DDDDDDDD<3,<3
usurpderpdeederp: Ahem.
hero_oftehworldz: what?
usurpderpdeepderp: So hero of the world is Shadow and black as night is Ganon, just so everyone knows.
blackasnight: *ganonDORF. and i’m pretty certain everyone could have figured that out on their own.
usurpderpdeederp: Well you never know! So who is sexy and blue? Veran?
sexy&blue103: obviously. so anyway.....
hero_oftehworldz: anyway, who’s crimson night hawk?
blackasnight45: that’s dark link, he’s getting a drink
hero_oftehworldz: what he is drinking? :D
blackasnight45: innocent souls of the young.
hero_oftehworldz: meh, i prefer innocent souls of the elderly personally
sexy&blue103: no way, children’s souls have a far purer taste than those of the old
blackasnight45: they both taste the same to me.
death_and_sprinkles: i prefer ANY soul! :DDDD they all taste good to meeeeee -w-
blackasnight45: hi majora -__-
death_and_sprinkles: haiiiiiiiiii gannon
blackasnight45: *GANON and i prefer GANONDORF
usurpderpdeederp: Hi Majora :D !
death_and_sprinkles: heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiii
crimsonxnightxhawk: so why are we here again?
hero_oftehworldz: fellow link counterpart!!!!!!!! -eHighFive-
crimsonxnightxhawk: i am not another counterpart of link.
hero_oftehworldz: yes you are! :D
crimsonxnightxhawk: no, and neither are you. you were created by a mirror and magic, and i was made by lord ganondorf. therefore, neither of us are counterparts, merely clones.
hero_oftehworldz: D: debbie downer....
crimsonxnightxhawk: i killed a girl named debbie once.
sexy&blue103: heyy, same!
blackasnight45: i killed an entire village of debbies once.
hero_oftehworldz: ooooooooooh, i’m impressed :O !
sexy&blue103: damn ganon, how come you and i have never teamed up? ;P
blackasnight45: **GANONDORF... again... and because i don’t “team up” with other people, that’s just stupid
sexy&blue103: wellllll we should form an alliance (;
blackasnight45: lol no.
sexy&blue103: ....you always remind me why i like vaati, not you... -__-
blackasnight45: good.
hero_oftehworldz: I’LL FORM AN ALLIANCE WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!! <3<3<3 :D :D :D
sexy&blue103: you and lord vaati?! :D
hero_oftehworldz: sure!!!!! :333333
sexy&blue103: sounds good to me! ;D
crimsonxnightxhawk: why are you forming a useless alliance? you know she only talks to you because she wants to be the wind mage’s queen
sexy&blue103: >__> ganon, keep your slave under control before i send him back to the shadows from which he came
blackasnight45: *******************************GANONDORF
sexy&blue103: same thing, get over it
usurpderpdeederp: Ahem. There was something I wished to discuss today, you know.
blackasnight45: cool, nobody cares
sexy&blue103: is vaati almost done with his errands?
hero_oftehworldz: hmm, possibly. i’ll go check on him and see if he’s back yet
sexy&blue103: thank you, shadow<3
*hero_oftehworldz has gone afk*
blackasnight45: you’re such a manipulating person
sexy&blue103: kinda makes you wish i was on your side, doesn’t it?
blackasnight45: well, that’s certainly debatable, but it would definitely prove to have some use to me.
sexy&blue103: i bet your mothers would approve of an alliance (;
blackasnight45: don’t remind me.
sexy&blue103: whatever you say, ganon.
blackasnight45: okay, really?
sexy&blue103: oh shut up, ganon is easier to type
blackasnight45: not much easier
sexy&blue103: we should still form some kind of alliance, just saying
blackasnight45: yeah, i’d have to talk to my cabinet members about that
sexy&blue103: you have a cabinet?
blackasnight45: no
sexy&blue103: >__> fine then, i’ll get you to say yes eventually
blackasnight45: sure.
crimsonxnightxhawk: my lord, you have a visitor at the door.
blackasnight45: thank you, dark. i’ll be back. actually probably not, because i dislike mostly all of you, but still. it’s a possibility.
*blackasnight45 has logged off*
sexy&blue103: so dark (;
crimsonxnightxhawk: i will not fall for your tricks like the other shadow being does.
sexy&blue103: who says i’m trying to trick you? i just haven’t talked to you in a while!
crimsonxnightxhawk: you know i don’t believe that.
sexy&blue103: fine fine, i see how it is...
usurpderpdeederp: Hey, why did he leave? We still haven’t even discussed why we’re here!
crimsonxnightxhawk: master left because he had a visitor.
usurpderpdeederp: Well tell him to come back here!
crimsonxnightxhawk: as soon as he’s done at the door i shall.
usurpderpdeederp: Ugh, fine...
sexy&blue103: are these really the only people that decided to show up? what a lame turnout...
usurpderpdeederp: Sadly, yes :( but hopefully everyone will come back soon!
sexy&blue103: yeah good luck with that....
*hero_oftehworldz has returned from afk*
sexy&blue103: hi shadow!!!!!!<3
hero_oftehworldz: VERANNNNNNNNNNN<3<3!!!!! hi!!!!! :D
sexy&blue103: is vaati going to log on?! :D
hero_oftehworldz: yep! he’s getting on his computer right now!! :33
sexy&blue103: YAY!!!! :DD
*WINDZ_BABEH has logged on*
sexy&blue103: lord vaati!!! hi! :D
WINDZ_BABEH: uhhhh hi???
sexy&blue103: it’s me, veran! ;3
WINDZ_BABEH: <| O__ o |> hi.....???????????????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!
sexy&blue103: it’s been a while! how are you? are you hoping to select your bride soon?
WINDZ_BABEH: uhhhh.... well i --
death_and_sprinkles: VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttttttttttTTTTTTTTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! iz majoraaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh i missesesesesess youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuewwwwwwwww!
WINDZ_BABEH: majora!!!!! :DDDDDD hiiiii! i missesesesesessssesesrhsgfjgfkg you toooo! how are you?!
death_and_sprinkles: GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEaTTTTTTTTT!!!! how are yuuuuuu
WINDZ_BABEH: i’m great meself :’3 i heard your spirit was released from your mask! :OO
death_and_sprinkles: yes!!!! a year ago or so !!!
WINDZ_BABEH: how come i haven’t seen you around then?! D’:
death_and_sprinkles: i dunno!!!!!!!!! come visit me!!!!!!!!
WINDZ_BABEH: well where are you?????
death_and_sprinkles: have you ever heard of a land called kliptormina?
WINDZ_BABEH: uhhhh i don’t think so... is that by termina?
death_and_sprinkles: nooooooooooooooo i gave up on termina a loooooooooooooongsusfhagdg time ago!!! it’s 30000 km south of hyrule :o
WINDZ_BABEH: ohhh... nope never heard of it!
death_and_sprinkles: wellllllllllllllllllllllllllll, that’s where i am now!!!!!!!! i swallowed the land up in shadows and flames and now the souls of the country’s people are either forever more in servitude or food for me to snack on!!!!!!! theres a big pretty vortex where the land collapsed and fell!!! you should come seeeeeeeeeeeeeeee soemtimEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
WINDZ_BABEH: wow, i’m so happy for you!!!!! :D that sounds like your dream come true :’] i’ll definitely come visit sometime!!!! shadow and i will come and visit sometime within--
sexy&blue103: kay majora, pretty sure you should shut up because we all know you don’t have enough power to do that.
hero_oftehworldz: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! xD
death_and_sprinkles: hehehehehehehehehehe sillY VERAN I’D LIKE TO SEE YOU DO BETTEr.
sexy&blue103: i would love to ; i could and i will do better than that. nobody even knows what so called “country” you’re talking about. i on the other hand could single handedly crush your vortex and send you, your slaves, and your mask into another dimension for the rest of eternity. ;)
death_and_sprinkles: wow youd do that for me??????????!!!!!!! i feel speciallllllll :’3333333
sexy&blue103: you should, because i will go out of my way to destroy you :’)
death_and_sprinkles: YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYDEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sexy&blue103: shut up. so anyway vaati, as you were saying.... what about selecting me as your bride?
WINDZ_BABEH: wha???? i don’t need a bride o.o
sexy&blue103: yes you do! you need someone to stand by you in power, and you need heirs to your throne... both of which i can provide for you!
WINDZ_BABEH: heirs?! i already have an heir! i have shadow!!! :D and he stands by me in power!!! :3
sexy&blue103: i mean children, vaati. you need children to take your place at your throne if you die.
WINDZ_BABEH: but shadow is my child! :D
sexy&blue103: yes, but you need full blooded children to fill your place!!!
WINDZ_BABEH: shadow has blood! :DD
sexy&blue103: ughhhhhhhh vaati, you need children produced by YOU to be your heir!
WINDZ_BABEH: i made shadow though! i brought him out of dark mirror! :D
sexy&blue103: ................
WINDZ_BABEH: what? o.o u no like shadow.......?!
sexy&blue103: no, i love shadow! i’m just saying you need CHILDREN to keep your legacy alive!
WINDZ_BABEH: but i--
sexy&blue103: NOT SHADOW. SHADOW DID NOT COME FROM YOU. HE CAME FROM A MIRROR.
WINDZ_BABEH: well i can’t have babies!!! that’s just preposterous! only ladies can have babies! :o
sexy&blue103: -__________________-
hero_oftehworldz: i might need an heir to my throne though if i’m the heir to lord vaati’s!!! JUST SAYING!!!!!!!
sexy&blue103: i bet majora could give you an heir, shadow, if you needed one now
hero_oftehworldz: o.o just kidding, i can wait a little while.......
sexy&blue103: actually, what about ganondorf? does he have a bride yet?
hero_oftehworldz: a forced bride, yes. i’m pretty sure he has a daughter too.
sexy&blue103: oh come on....
usurpderpdeederp: I’m single, you know....
sexy&blue103: ew, i’m not THAT desperate.
hero_oftehworldz: OR, here’s an idea! since you can’t be lord vaati’s bride, maybe just MAYBE -- stay with me here! -- you could be MY bride!!!! :D
sexy&blue103: hmmmmm..... yeah, sure, i could consider it.... are you really the heir to lord vaati’s throne?
hero_oftehworldz: yes ma’am! :D
sexy&blue103: .......hmm...... alright, sounds good to me.
hero_oftehworldz: REALLY?! YOU MEAN IT?! :DDDDD
sexy&blue103: of course! i’ll just have to move in right away. oh, and i’ll only answer to Marquess or Lady Veran. plus i get a room near the very top of the tower.
hero_oftehworldz: okay!!!!! :D
sexy&blue103: and i get my OWN room.
hero_oftehworldz: D: okay....
sexy&blue103: and no sneaking in in the middle of the night. you may only enter if i give you permission.
hero_oftehworldz: aw........ okay...... :’[
WINDZ_BABEH: ummmmmmmm shadow, shouldn’t you be asking for my permission before you get married?! 3:
hero_oftehworldz: oh, sorry master!!! can i marry veran?! :D
WINDZ_BABEH: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
hero_oftehworldz: what?! why not?!?!?! D:
WINDZ_BABEH: because i said so......?!??!
sexy&blue103: its either i marry you or your servant. you pick, vaati!
WINDZ_BABEH: neither!!! you can marry onox!!!!! now go away!!!!! -eShutsRandomDoorInYourFace-
sexy&blue103: onox?! goddesses no!!!!! i’m marrying shadow and that’s final!!!!!!!
WINDZ_BABEH: i’m pretty certain it’s MY decision >.>
sexy&blue103: vaati, just say yes. let me be your bride.
hero_oftehworldz: don’t you mean my bride?
sexy&blue103: yeah, that too.
WINDZ_BABEH: >_> yeah, shadow..... i think it’s time to go now
hero_oftehworldz: but master, i--
WINDZ_BABEH: IT’S TIME TO GOOOOOOOOOOOO
*WINDZ_BABEH has logged off*
hero_oftehworldz: bye veran! we’ll continue this conversation again soon enough!
sexy&blue103: ugh fine.... bye
hero_oftehworldz: bye!!!!!!
*hero_oftehworldz has logged off*
sexy&blue103: are there any other guys in here that are single and powerful?
usurpderpdeederp: -eGoesToSaySomething-
sexy&blue103: what about you, dark? are you inheriting anything from ganon once he dies?
crimsonxnightxhawk: i don’t inherit anything after master dies. there is nothing if he dies ;only my failure, and failure isn’t tolerated.
sexy&blue103: ughhhhhhhhh....... who else is supposed to log on here?
usurpderpdeederp: Uhh, Chancellor Cole, Ghirahim... that’s pretty much everyone who said they would log on....
sexy&blue103: -eSigh- oh well... one day, Vaati will realize he wants me as his queen...
crimsonxnightxhawk: i predict the opposite. the mage seems to lack an ability to be attracted to someone whom only does good for herself.
sexy&blue103: ..............thanks for the support
crimsonxnightxhawk: it's just the truth.
sexy&blue103: >_____> yeah, i'm leaving now
usurpderpdeederp: Wait!!!!!! You can'--
*sexy&blue103 has logged off*
usurpderpdeederp: Well at least you're still here, Shadow Link.
*crimsonxnightxhawk has logged off*
usurpderpdeederp: ****NOT SHADOW NOT SHADOW SORRY.
usurpderpdeederp: .......OH COME ON!!!!!! >:O
*usurpderpdeederp has logged off with a huff*
**Chatroom name: catroom6677 password: psswrd**
*sidebangsarehawt has logged on*
*partygril984 has logged on*
*twilight_dwelleR has logged on*
*insaneprsnofdoom has logged on*
*shukaku132 has logged on*
*cucco_lover12 has logged on*
partygril984: heyyyyy! :D
twilight_dwelleR: wait, i thought you said this was an all girls chatroom ; why is link here?
partygril984: well we need some guy advice in here! so let's talk about boys!
twilight_dwelleR: oh dear goddesses.... why....
insaneprsnofdoom: sounds good to me!!! so zelda, you got any hotties in your life? ;)
twilight_dwelleR: kill me now......
partygril984: shut up midna!!!!!! anyway, no! you guys have any suggestions? :|
insaneprsnofdoom: hmmm maybe..... LINK??????
sidebangsarehawt: yeah, maybe linkk!!!!!!! that sounds good to me!!!!!!
insaneprsnofdoom: why are you speaking in third person? and why did you put two k's in your name?
sidebangsarehawt: DONT START!!!!!
insaneprsnofdoom: but seriously, you two were made for each other
partygril984: link.....? hmm.... i'm going to have to think about that one....
sidebangsarehawt: BUT!!!! D:
insaneprsnofdoom: good one, link
sidebangsarehawt: SHUT UP!!!!!
partygril984: so kaikoura ;) tell me about you and sheeeeeeeiky....
shukaku132: uhhh there's not much to say...?
partygril984: oh come on, i bet sheik gets freaky when he's in bed ;)
shukaku132: WHY. JUST WHY.
partygril984: trust me, i would know! he used to be part of me!!!
shukaku132: yeah, but he didnt get that part of you!!
partygril984: oh yeah.... neither did tet....
shukaku132: WHY DO YOU KNOW--omg.....
partygril984: dont hate!!!
twilight_dwelleR: did you really just say that...
partygril984: SHUT UP!!!!! fine then... what about you rabia? how are you and ganondorf?
insaneprsnofdoom: good, we're good.... he has a nice penis.... -w-
partygril984: RIGHT?!?!
-eAwkwardSilence-
insaneprsnofdoom: .....why..... even if you two have had sex..... just why....
partygril984: what? i'm not gonna lie..
insaneprsnofdoom: then just don't say it out loud!
partygril984: fine fine... sorry
insaneprsnofdoom: i forgive you! but anyway, last night we were watching a movie and eating some--
partygril984: oooh what movie?!
insaneprsnofdoom: up.... and he was laughing... but anyway, we were eating some popcorn and he dropped a piece on his lap, so i grabbed it but i "accidentally" groped him... hehe.... i bet he liked it, he just wouldn't admit it... OH and THEN, toward the end of the movie, he accidentally kicked his water over. SOOOOOOO i, being the wonderful wife i am, leaned over to pick it up for him! i'm awesome, i know.... anyway, i leaned over to pick it up when i noticed ganondorf was staring at my chest very obviously. then we had sex. on the floor. of the fortress. and it was amazing. be jealous.
sidebangsarehawt: EWWWWWWWWWWW SHIELD YOUR EYES, ZELDA AND MALON!!!! YOUR INNOCENT MINDS NEEDN'T BE TAINTED!!!!!!! -eShieldsTheirEyes-
insaneprsnofdoom: link, malon has a kid and zelda has sex with everyone -- neither of them is innocent....
partygril984: HEY!!!!!
insaneprsnofdoom: well.... malon is innocent besides the kid thing, which is still really not that uninnocent....
sidebangsarehawt: THEYRE BOTH INNOCENT!!!!!!!!!!!
insaneprsnofdoom: riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.... so anyway, it was amazing sex
twilight_dwelleR: how interesting.
insaneprsnofdoom: i thought so.
partygril984: so anyway, that sounds awesome!!! i wish i could have awesome sex with someone... ;___;
sidebangsarehawt: WHYYYYYYYYYYY....
partygril984: because it would be awesome!
insaneprsnofdoom: So Midna... how are you and shadow link?
twilight_dwelleR: what about us?
insaneprsnofdoom: er..... um.... well to be honest that is some sex I don't want to know about....
partygril: ewwwww you and shadow have sex?!
twilight_dwelleR: no, we ride donkeys to mexico
sidebangsarehawt: whats a mexico?
partygril: ewww nightmares forEVERRRRR
insaneprsnofdoom: donkeys are cute!
twilight_dwelleR: yeahhhhhh....
*usurpderpdeederp has logged on*
insaneprsnofdoom: ZANT! This is an all girls chatroom only!
usurpderpdeederp: then why is Link here?
insaneprsnofdoom: ....do you really have to ask that question?
shukaku132: poor Link...
insaneprsnofdoom: >:D
partygril984: okay, so carrying on even though zant is now here, midna you're gross. and also, what about you zant? how's your love life?
usurpderpdeederp: Nonexistant... Why? You want to change that?!!?!?!
partygril984: noooooooooooo just wondering o.o
usurpderpdeederp: Oh...... okay....
partygril984: who else has a love life in here? link doesn't.... who else is here? what about you kaikoura? how are you and sheik?
shukaku132: just peachy.
partygril984: peachy? is that a reference to something sexual?
shukaku132: -_____- really zelda. really.
partygril984: does sheik like peaches? ;)
shukaku132: yeah, he likes the little kind that comes in the can with all the syrup. yeah, he likes those.
partygril984: >___>
shukaku132: yeah, exactly.
partygril984: fine then! i'll just ask shadow link about your sex life one day!
shukaku132: WHY DO YOU CARE OMTTTTTT
partygril984: because i need to know these things!!!!!!
shukaku132: kay.......?
partygril984: YOU'RE NO FUN!!! fine..... malon, how is vaati in bed?
cucco_lover12: no, he's still awake :)
partygril984: nooooo, not is he in bed....... HOW is he in bed?
cucco_lover12: how? uhh well he usually lays on his left side....? i dunno. he snores sometimes too, but don't tell him i told you that ;)
partygril984: NOOOOOOOO like HOW is HE in BED?
cucco_lover12: .....because he gets tired?
insaneprsnofdoom: malon you're so cute xD
partygril984: NOOOOOOOOOOO HOW IS VAATI SEXUALLY???? LIKE HOW IS HE DURING SEX???
cucco_lover12: ohhhh...... uhhhhh i don't know....?
partygril984: you don't know? how do you not know? does he make his moblins have sex with you in his place?!?!
cucco_lover12: nooooo! ew, he woulnd't do that!
partygril984: well, then how do you not know how he is?! were you asleep?!
cucco_lover12: nooooooooo....
partygril984: ANSWER MY QUESTION ; IS HE GOOD IN BED????????????
cucco_lover12: why do you care? :(
partygril984: he has no ideea what he's doing, does he?
insaneprsnofdoom: i just have one question malon....
cucco_lover12: what is your question rabia?
insaneprsnofdoom: does vaati have a purple penis? im just curious!
cucco_lover12: uhhhhhhhh i dont know...
partygril984: how do you not know?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!??!?!?!??????!??!?!!!
cucco_lover12: i don't think vaati would be very comfortable with me telling you guys what that looks like....
partygril984: ITS PURPLE AND HE'S BAD IN BED
cucco_lover12: i didn't say--
partygril984: BUT YOU DIDNT HAVE TO!!!!!!!!
insaneprsnofdoom: dude, shut up!!!!!!!!
partygril984: fine..... go on....
insaneprsnofdoom: so you don't know if it's purple?
cucco_lover12: i just don't think he would want me to share this with all of you. especially zelda.
insaneprsnofdoom: i can accept that... -eSniffle-
cucco_lover12: he has purple nipples though! :D
insaneprsnofdoom: AHA!!!! I KNEW IT!!!!
cucco_lover12: teehee :)
partygril984: is vaati fat? like be honest, is he chunky? round? plump? chubby? his body not his penis
cucco_lover12: not at all, no! why would you think he's fat? :(
partygril984: well he kinda looks fat. you dont think so?
cucco_lover12: considering i live with him, i would know that he isn't fat :p
partygril984: you only know because you have SECXXBGSVFHDGJFWJKQF with him
cucco_lover12: ... well... I have to go to bed... bye...:)
*cucco_lover12 has logged off*
insaneprsnofdoom: wow Zelda look what you did....
partygril984: what? what did I do?
insaneprsnofdoom: -_-
shukaku132: Zelda you're such a horn dog
partygril984: That's where Sheik gets it.
shukaku132: Alright, I'm done -_-
*shukaku132 has logged off*
*twilight_dwelleR has logged off*
partygril984: YEAH, OKAY THEN
insaneprnsofdoom: Look Zelda, you drove everyone away!
sidebangsarehawt: SHE COULDN'T DRIVE PEOPLE AWAY! SHE'S TOO BEAUTIFUL!
usurpderpdeederp: You're dumb, Link.
sidebangsarehawt: YOU'RE DUMB! I'M LEAVING!
*sidebangsarehawt has logged on*
*i mean off*
*yeah*
insaneprsnofdoom: hey Zant! Wanna watch a movie with me and Ganon?
partygril984: I want to!!!!!!!!!!!!
insaneprsnofdoom: You weren't invited. Go to Link. Goodnight.
*partygril984 has logged off*
insaneprsnofdoom: omg Zant, it worked...
usurpderpdeederp: What movie are we watching?
insaneprsnofdoom: Up!
usurpderpdeederp: Okay!
*insaneprsnofdoom has logged off*
*usurpderpdeederp has logged off*
partygril984: HEYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!! ughhhhhhh you all suck!!!!!
*partygril984 has logged off*
**Chatroom name: bitchezzzzzzz password: bitchez**
*hero_oftehworldz has logged on*
*blackasnight45 has logged on*
*usurpderpdeederp has logged on*
*sidebangsarehawt has logged on*
*shukaku132 has logged on*
*btdubsimad00d has logged on*
*WINDZ_BABEH has logged on*
*FAABULOUZZ12 has logged on*
*TheImprisoned has logged on*
hero_oftehworldz: hewwwwwooooo!!! :D
usurpderpdeederp: Heyyy, why is it that when I invite people into a chatroom nobody shows up?!
hero_oftehworldz: because more people like me than you :33
usurpderpdeederp: Thanks...
btdubsimad00d: waaait, i thought this was an all guys chatroom??? why is kaikoura here?
shukaku132: i, apparently, qualify to be one of the guys according to shadow -___-
btdubsimad00d: sounds like him....
hero_oftehworldz: hehehe :3
blackasnight45: why are we here shadow.
hero_oftehworldz: to piss link off :o
sidebangsarehawt: WHAT?!?!?!??!?!?! HEY!!!!!!!!!
hero_oftehworldz: just kidding :3
sidebangsarehawt: >________>
hero_oftehworldz: i wasnt kidding...
blackasnight45: nobody cares about link so if that was the case i would kill you.
hero_oftehworldz: WE'RE.
everyone: .........
hero_oftehworldz: GOING TO.
everyone: ......
hero_oftehworldz: WE'RE GOING TO HAVE.
everyone: .....
hero_oftehworldz: WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A.
blackasnight45: just finish your sentence. please. for the love of din.
hero_oftehworldz: lol brb i need a drink :)))
*hero_oftehworldz has gone afk*
blackasnight45: thats not annoying or anything.
sidebangsarehawt: i bet hes going to have a FESTIVAL!!! OF EVIIIIIIIIIIL!!!!!!
btdubsimad00d: im pretty sure that's not what he was going to say...
sidebangsarehawt: well still.... OHHHHHHH SHEIK
btdubsimad00d: yeah?
sidebangsarehawt: how are yew.
btdubsimad00d: uhhhh good... how are you?
sidebangsarehawt: AWFULLLLLLLLLLL
btdubsimd00d: why? what happened? what did zelda do?
sidebangsarehawt: nothing..... i cant say on this chat thingy.... its too secret....
TheImprisoned: why are you bringing it up if you wont say it?
sidebangsarehawt: DEMISE, NO ONE ASKED YOU!!!! I'LL IMPRISON YOU!!! REIMPRISON!!!!
TheImprisoned: nice comeback lol
sidebangsarehawt: >___>
btdubsimad00d: just tell us!!! what happened?
sidebangsarehawt: fine... shadow is gone, so i think im okay for now... but..... i met someone...... someone.....
btdubsimad00d: ......okay???
sidebangsarehawt: a someone that marth has to marry.......
TheImprisoned: lol.
sidebangsarehawt: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!
btdubsimad00d: just go on!!! who does he have to marry?
sidebangsarehawt: ........ZELDA...........
btdubsimad00d: he’s marrying zelda? what?!
sidebangsarehawt: yes.... ;____________; my life is ruined....
btdubsimad00d: it’s not ruined!! maybe you can try to find marth someone else?
sidebangsarehawt: WHY WOULD I EVER DO THAT?
btdubsimad00d: well it’s obvious that he has to marry a princess at some time... he’s a prince
sidebangsarehawt: SHEIK, WHY CAN’T YOU BE SUPPORTIVE FOR ONCE?!
btdubsimad00d: how--
sidebangsarehawt: THIS FRIENDSHIP IS OVER!!!!!!!!!!!! HABE A NICE LIVE, SHEIK!!!!
*sidebangsarehawt has logged off*
shukaku132: what the din was that all about? o.o
btdubsimad00d: i don’t know! what am i supposed to say to that to make him feel better?! -__-
shukaku132: i dont know man, i honestly don’t know...
blackasnight45: he’s stupid, just ignore him.
FAABULOUZZ12: but that just makes him so much more attractive ;9
blackasnight45: not at all but okay.
*hero_oftehworldz has returned from afk*
hero_oftehworldz: okay so anyway...
shukaku132: we’re going to have a what?
hero_oftehworldz: WE’RE GOING TO HAVE A PARTY!!!!!!
TheImprisoned: who? you and your master?
hero_oftehworldz: you bet!!!! i’m the one throwing it though, i just got master’s permission :3
shukaku132: at the palace of winds? :D
hero_oftehworldz: no way man, lord vaati would never let me throw a party there o.o it’s going to be at this awesome nightclub called the Soggy Kiwi!
blackasnight45: the what?
hero_oftehworldz: the soggy kiwi!!! you ever been there before?!
blackasnight45: no, why would i ever enter a place called the soggy kiwi? i have dignity.
hero_oftehworldz: hey, don’t judge until you’ve seen it! it’s totally awesome! and you’re totally going, ganondorf!!!!
shukaku132: when is it? :D
hero_oftehworldz: it’s on friday at twenty two oclock :3333333333333333333
shukaku132: sheik, you’re my date so zelda doesn’t make me dance with any weird guys o.o
btdubsimad00d: okay, good plan o.o
TheImprisoned: how many people will be at this event?
hero_oftehworldz: like tonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnns; i invited everyone at the palace of winds and all my friends outside of the palace :o
TheImprisoned: ......so how many is that? Like twenty?
hero_oftehworldz: -___- nooo, like twenty plus seventy eight!
*everyone has to do the math*
TheImprisoned: ninety eight people? well, that’s if they all go...
hero_oftehworldz: trust me, they will! it’s gonna be a banging party, they have no choice!
usurpderpdeederp: Even I’m invited?!
hero_oftehworldz: of course! what’s a party without you and your tinsel wig?
usurpderpdeederp: YESSSSSSSSSS! I have to go prepare for this party! I’ll see you guys there!!!
hero_oftehworldz: okay!!!!!!!
*usurpderpdeederp has logged off*
blackasnight45: why would you ever invite zant. ever.
hero_oftehworldz: why not? what’s wrong with inviting zant?
blackasnight45: he’s zant. that’s the only explanation you need.
TheImprisoned: i agree with ganon ; he’s a sad excuse of a lifeform.
hero_oftehworldz: he’s dead though!!!
TheImprisoned: well than he’s a sad excuse of a spirit!
hero_oftehworldz: too bad!! this is MY party!! if you don’t want him there, then throw your own party! >__>
TheImprisoned: fine, we’ll just throw him back to the underworld.
hero_oftehworldz: you will do no such thing!!! i’ll send YOU back to the underworld!
TheImprisoned: fine by me.
hero_oftehworldz: >_____> whatever, he’s still going.
blackasnight45: cool. guess who isn’t going.
hero_oftehworldz: dude, why not!!!!!!
blackasnight45: because i have better things to do than watch zelda grind on random men and link get drunk because he’s single in the corner.
hero_oftehworldz: but it’s gonna be totally awesome!!! just bring a date so she doesn’t grind on you!
blackasnight45: no, i don’t want to go.
hero_oftehworldz: oh come on, you don’t want to dance it up and party? :O
blackasnight45: that makes me want to go even less.
hero_oftehworldz: pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeease? 3:
blackasnight45: no.
hero_oftehworldz: but.....but.... demise is going!!!!
TheImprisoned: i am?
blackasnight45: why does that make me want to go?
hero_oftehworldz: i dunno... nabooru is going! ;]
blackasnight45: kay, i’m definitely not going now.
hero_oftehworldz: lord vaati will be there though!!!
blackasnight45: you’re doing a horrible job of convincing me to go.
hero_oftehworldz: if i dedicate a song to you will you go?
blackasnight45: i’m not going and that is final. so shut up.
hero_oftehworldz: FINE, WE DON’T NEED A PARTY POOPER LIKE YOU THERE ANYWAY.
TheImprisoned: speaking of vaati, why isn’t he saying anything?
hero_oftehworldz: oh i dunno. he’s probably doing something else on the internet.
TheImprisoned: oh, okay.
hero_oftehworldz: so you goin, demise? ;]
TheImprisoned; sure, might as well.
hero_oftehworldz: yayyyyyyyyy!
TheImprisoned: ganondorf, you’re my date.
blackasnight45: i would rather spend the rest of my life in the evil realm.
TheImprisoned: too bad, you’re going with me.
FAABULOUZZ12: but my king, aren’t you going to--
TheImprisoned: go be zant’s date, fool. i have no use for you at this party.
FAABULOUZZ12: ._. alright...
hero_oftehworldz: yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, ganondorf is going! :D
blackasnight45: i thought you said you didn’t even want me going.
hero_oftehworldz: shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..........
blackasnight45: whatever, this party is going to suck either way.
*blackasnight45 has logged off*
hero_oftehworldz: sheesh, he’s so moody all the time....
*FAABULOUZZ12 has logged off*
hero_oftehworldz: KAY. STOP LOGGING OFF PEOPLE.
TheImprisoned: i think you’re link is starting to show.
hero_oftehworldz: .......you’re right o.O i’m scared for my well being now...
shukaku132: wait, so this party is at the soggy kiwi? is that in hyrule?
hero_oftehworldz: yesssssss
shukaku132: okay, just wondering xp
hero_oftehworldz: so you and sheik...? ;p
shukaku132: .....what about us?
hero_oftehworldz: gonna dance it up at this party? ;p
shukaku132: sure? i dunno, probably.
hero_oftehworldz: i can see it, you and sheik dirty dancing ;p
shukaku132: -___- shadow, just... stop.... please
hero_oftehworldz: alright, only because you said please :p
shukaku132: ........i’m gonna go now......
hero_oftehworldz: what?! why/?!?!
shukaku132: don’t worry, i’ll be at the party.
hero_oftehworldz: oh okay :3
shukaku132: bye shadow, bye vaati, bye sheik, bye demise!
hero_oftehworldz: BYE KAIKOURA :P
TheImprisoned: bye.
btdubsimad00d: bye kaikoura.
*awkward silence from WINDZ_BABEH*
shukaku132: o.o yeahhhh bye
*shukaku132 has logged off*
TheImprisoned: why is vaati being so quiet? it’s annoying me. all he ever does is talk.
btdubsimad00d: yeah, he’s being insanely quiet..
hero_oftehworldz: i dunno, o.o master????????
*awkward silence*
TheImprisoned: vaati, why aren’t you talking?
hero_oftehworldz: pssssssssssssssssst, lord vaatiiiiiiiiiiiii..........
*silence*
hero_oftehworldz: don’t make me send my annoying fairy to you!!!!
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btdubsimad00d: why don’t you go see what he’s doing?
hero_oftehworldz: okay, i’ll be right back.
*hero_oftehworldz has gone afk*
*awkward silence for thirteen minutes*
btdubsimad00d: soooooooo...........
TheImprisoned: >__>
btdubsimad00d: uhhh....
*hero_oftehworldz has returned from afk*
hero_oftehworldz: well, it looks like master fell asleep at his keyboard... lol
btdubsimad00d: did you wake him up?
hero_oftehworldz: no, i just brought him up to his room.
TheImprisoned: was he up all night or something?
hero_oftehworldz: yeah, he was researching some spell last night.
TheImprisoned: cool.
hero_oftehworldz: >___>
TheImprisoned: bye. i’ll be at your party.
hero_oftehworldz: but---!
*TheImprisoned has logged off*
hero_oftehworldz: ugh... why did everyone leave.... ;__; well at least you’re still here sheiky
btdubsimad00d: yeah, i’m not going to log off for a little bit.
hero_oftehworldz: good! oh wait, i better go log master off of his com--
WINDZ_BABEH: ;p
hero_oftehworldz: o.o master?
WINDZ_BABEH: don’t worry, shadow ; i’ll take good care of your master while he rests ;)
hero_oftehworldz: o.O who is this??!?!?!
WINDZ_BABEH: ghirahim, of course ;9 i would rather have your master at the moment than zant...
hero_oftehworldz: UHMMMMMMMMM I DON’T THINK SO!!!!!!!
WINDZ_BABEH: don’t worry, i’ll take care of malon too ;p
hero_oftehworldz: DON’T WORRY MY LORD AND MALON, I WON’T LET THIS CREEP TOUCH YOU!
btdubsimad00d: your link is showing again.
hero_oftehworldz: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! O~o
*hero_oftehworldz has logged off*
WINDZ_BABEH: hehehehehe...
btdubsimad00d: o.o
WINDZ_BABEH: hi sheik ;)
*btdubsimad00d has logged off*
WINDZ_BABEH: ugh, none of you are any fun... 3:
*WINDZ_BABEH has logged off*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~TLOZTLOZTLOZTLOZ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
**AND NOW!!!! AN EXTRA... ANOTHER POEM BY ZANT. ENJOY!**
Nothing.
Darkness. Silence.
Nothing.
That is all there is now.
My desires are not fulfilled.
Deceived, used, and thrown away.
I am just a tool for his use.
I am a toy, a joke.
Useless.
And still I toss and turn in my grave.
Why?
Because there is light.
There is no silence.
There is everything.
I have failed?
Yes.
But he has forgotten that he has failed too.
Useless?
So are you.
A toy, a joke?
You are as well.
And yet I am dead.
I have suffered for him.
This disgusting pig.
But his day will come.
Everyone will see how great my deeds were.
How little his were.
Then he will see.
Darkness. Silence. Nothing.
But that’s what he wants, isn’t it?
One day he will see he was wrong.
Wrong about me.
Wrong about everything.
Everything.
~~~
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**NICE POEM, ZANT. I BET GANONDORF WILL BE VERY HAPPY WHEN HE SEES THIS.**
Zant: Yeahhh-- wait, he’s going to see this?!
**WELL OF COURSE! WHY WOULDN’T HE?**
Zant: .......well what’s the worst he can do to me? I’m already dead! Heh... heh heh... o.o
**.................**
Zant: Author, save me.
**.............SO UNTIL NEXT TIME!!!!!!!!**
Zant: AUTHOR!!!!!!!
I HOPE EVERYONE ENJOYED THIS SPECIAL, AND THE NEXT WILL BE RETURNING TO THE REGULAR CHATROOM -- HAVING PROBABLY NOTHING TO DO WITH THESE LITTLE CHATROOMS!!! I’M A JERK, I KNOW...... SO UNTIL NEXT TIME -- STAY TUUUUUUUUUNED!!!!!!!!
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