TLOZ Chatroom

tloz chatroom 23 pt. 1

Catching up: Link and Ganondorf were crushed by rock slides from the ceiling, Midna refused to stay in the dungeon with Zelda anymore, Malon went into labor, and Vaati was probably beaten to death by a newly impregnated Rabia....

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insaneprsnofdoom: i feel bad for severely beating vaati while his child was being born...
hero_oftehworldz: its okay! master forgives you! :]] he has plenty of healing potions and spells, so hes a lot better now :33
insaneprsnofdoom: damn... that doesn’t mean i regret doing it... >__>
hero_oftehworldz: well........ still, nobody is mad at you because we love you too much :3
insaneprsnofdoom: yayyyy! :D i feel special now...
hero_oftehworldz: you should :p HIIIIIIIIII MIDNEYYY<3
twilight_dwelleR: hi shadow. what about vaati’s child being born? i totally missed this... :\
hero_oftehworldz: yeah, malon had her baby yesterday :o its a wittle boy :3 YEAH BE JEALOUS GANONDROF, IT’S A BOY!!!!
blackasnight45: your link is showing. and im not jealous ; i know my daughter will be four times the man your masters son could ever be.
hero_oftehworldz: *ganondorf whoops. and LIES! master’s son will be the manliest man ever!
blackasnight45: riiiiiiight.... what is it doing right now?
hero_oftehworldz: umm.... sleeping?
blackasnight45: very threatening.
hero_oftehworldz: well...but... hes a baby!!! he can’t go drop kicking people yet!!!
blackasnight45: false. see, if it was my child, it would already be walking and planning your master’s demise.
hero_oftehworldz: FALSE!!!!!! >>>>:OOOO
blackasnight45: no, its the truth. my other daughter kabira was only born eight months ago but shes already technically aged eleven years and has already tried to kill link.
hero_oftehworldz: WE CAN USE MAGIC TOO!!!! just watch!!!! >__>
blackasnight45: i’ll be anxiously waiting.
hero_oftehworldz: GOOD! i’ll be back!!!
blackasnight45: okay.
twilight_dwelleR: shadow i dont think malon will be very happy if--
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partygril984: ha!! he just denied you!!!! xD
twilight_dwelleR: >__>
insaneprsnofdoom: shadow and vaati are so dumb, i swear... lol
twilight_dwelleR: they really are.
partygril984: IM TELLING THEM YOU SAID THAT!!!!
twilight_dwelleR: ARE WE TWELVE YEARS OLD? STOP SAYING THAT.
partygril984: .....im still going to tell them.....
twilight_dwelleR: alright, i dont care if those stupid rulers dont want me in with the guys, im going to them
partygril984: good luck with that! theyll just throw you back in here!
twilight_dwelleR: yeah, we’ll see about that...
partygril984: maybe theyll put you in your own cell because youre so crazy :3
twilight_dwelleR: i can only hope!
btdubsimad00d: be careful midna, if they catch you theyll--
twilight_dwelleR: its all good, they didnt see me
btdubsimad00d: oh hi o.o
partygril984: YESSSSS! MIDNA IS GONE!!! :D
twilight_dwelleR: thank the triforce... i couldn’t stand another second with you -___-
partygril984: ditto! :O i thought i was going to have to eat you :’]
twilight_dwelleR: oh please, you wouldn’t have eaten me. you’re too annoyingly prissy
partygril984: I AM NO--
blackasnight45: KAY. SHUT UP. NOBODY CARES.
partygril984: sheesh, what’s your problem....
blackasnight45: maybe the fact that all you two do is fight and it’s beyond annoying!
twilight_dwelleR: hey, at least we got some emotion out of you :p
partygril984: you wouldnt understand the situation ganondorf! midna and i are sworn enemies!
blackasnight45: WHY.
partygril984: because shes a dumb mean bitchslutface!
blackasnight45: that is the dumbest thing ive ever heard. i distinctly remember you sacrificing your life for her.
partygril984: oh, thanks for reminding me! SHE NEVER REPAID ME FOR THAT!!!
blackasnight45: actually she did. i also remember her stalling me as i tried to crush you and your hero. she also broke the mirror to her world to save you light dwellers.
partygril984: .......................ganondorf, shut up!
blackasnight45: good one.
partygril984: well she’s still a bitch because she thinks shes hotter than me!!!!!!
blackasnight45: thats because she IS hotter than you.
partygril984: GO AWAY, GANONDORF!!!!!
twilight_dwelleR: you know, he has a point
partygril984: ummmm no he doesnt!! i’m still hotter!!!!!! so shut up!!!!
twilight_dwelleR: no, not with that... i mean how we stupidly fight all the time
partygril984: its not stupid!!!!!!
twilight_dwelleR: no, it is. im willing to call it a truce if you can.
partygril984: NO. this is not a truce until you admit that im hotter than you!
twilight_dwelleR: zelda, sure. i really dont care
partygril984: ADMIT IT!!!!!!
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blackasnight45: i hope they destroyed that wifi connection forever.
insaneprsnofdoom: awww, my poor best friend :[
blackasnight45: i hope they torture her next.
**HEY, I JUST REMEMBERED THAT YOUR USERNAME IS STILL HOTCAKESBOWWOW!**
blackasnight45: ......no it isn’t.
**SUCKS FOR YOU!**
hotcakesbowwow: but you already typed my name as blackasnight!!!!
*silence*
hotcakesbowwow: i curse you to the evil realm for twelve eternities, author >__>
insaneprsnofdoom: harsh! xD
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hotcakesbowwow: oh dear din... why....
FAABULOUZZ12: don’t you worry your little head, ganney. i won’t be here for long! i’m just telling you that you should keep your loved ones close... ;)
hotcakesbowwow: okay. i dont have loved ones.
FAABULOUZZ12: we’ll be seeing about that... ;)
hotcakesbowwow: who are you planning on touching now?
FAABULOUZZ12: ;)
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twilight_dwelleR: oh dear, i’d keep a close eye on your daughter if i were you...
hotcakesbowwow: if he lays a hand on her he’s dead. she needs to keep me sane.
twilight_dwelleR: you better go find her then o.o
hotcakesbowwow: ....you’re right. i’ll be back later.
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insaneprsnofdoom: .....so sheik!
btdubsimad00d: yes?
insaneprsnofdoom: how is kaikoura!
btdubsimad00d: ......ummmm good i think.. i haven’t gone home yet, so i havent seen her
insaneprsnofdoom: are you back in the dungeon? -___-
btdubsimad00d: oh nayru no. im not that dumb.
insaneprsnofdoom: okay good.... i figured, but just checking :p
btdubsimad00d: no, im almost back to kakariko village right now
insaneprsnofdoom: well walk faster! i need to know how shes doing!!!
btdubsimad00d: o.o why?
insaneprsnofdoom: i dunno, im just bored....
btdubsimad00d: oh..... okay.......
twilight_dwelleR: i agree, walk faster! i miss my kaikoura :’\
btdubsimad00d: alright alright, im going you guys... >__>
insaneprsnofdoom and twilight_dwelleR: good!
insaneprsnofdoom: you know.... ive noticed shes been hanging out with tet a lot lately... :o
btdubsimad00d: yeah, she has... so? o.o
insaneprsnofdoom: well, i mean tet IS pretty sexy... doesnt that worry you?
btdubsimad00d: uhhh no... i mean... should it?
insaneprsnofdoom: think about it sheik... the two DO have a lot in common...
btdubsimad00d: ..they do? o.o
insaneprsnofdoom: yeah! theyre both pretty chill, they both have blonde hair... they both look stoned!!!
btdubsimad00d: well so?! that describes a bunch of people!! theyre just friends! >:{
insaneprsnofdoom: if you say so....
btdubsimad00d: ......whats your opinion on all of this, midna? like what do you think?
twilight_dwelleR: i dont even want to get involved...
btdubsimad00d: o.o why... you know something we dont know?!
twilight_dwelleR: i didnt say that! im just saying i dont want to talk about it!
insaneprsnofdoom: she so knows something...
twilight_dwelleR: i didnt say that!!
btdubsimad00d: confess, midna! you know something we dont know! >__>

DOES MIDNA KNOW SOMETHING WE DON’T KNOW?! GOOD QUESTION!!! READ PART TWOOOOOOOO!!!!!