TLOZ Chatroom

CATCHING UP: Well, it's been a week and a half in Hyrulian days, so these fellow chatters have much to catch up on...

*shukaku132 has logged on*

*usurpderpdeederp has logged on*

*twilight_dwelleR has logged on*

*sidebangsare--*

*hero_oftehworldz has logged on*

sidebangsarehawt: REALLY? you log on and you just HAPPEN to interupt my log in alert?!

hero_oftehworldz: did i? didnt notice ;]

sidebangsarehawt: you DIDNT NOTICE...?!?!? IUGHIDBGEHFH--

*sidebangsarehawt has temporarily left in a heated rampage*

usurpderpdeederp: Wait.. you can interupt someone's log in alert?

hero_oftehworldz: heh heh heh, of course you can

usurpderpdeederp: I'm going to remember this!!

twilight_dwelleR: well, now that link is off for a while, whos going to entertain us with quick and exaggerated responses?

shukaku132: -shrug-

hero_oftehworldz: dont worry ladies and zant, hell be back sooner than you can say--

*sidebangsarehawt has returned... in the process, he killed an unlucky forest squirrel*

sidebangsarehawt: AHA!!! NOW LOOK WHOS BEEN INTERUPTED!!!

hero_oftehworldz: told you

twilight_dwelleR: before you run off like the drama queen you are again, can you please tell us when you plan to get a new screen name? this one keeps creeping me out.. and your new info doesnt help much...

everyone: .... *looks at Link's new info*

*sidebangsarehawt'S UPDATED INFO: RYAN SHECKLER IS MY HUBBY 4EVER!!!!!!!!!!! <333333333333 :3 :D :3 :D -- and when this says MY, it really means aryll, not link.. because i dont like ryan sheckler and i dont fantasize about being with that guy... or any guy... well except for that one time, but it was just a dream OKAY?! so yeah im the hero of time...*

everyone: WHAT...

twilight_dwelleR: uhh, link, who was this guy you had a dream about? o.o

sidebangsarehawt: ...it was a DREAM!! like come on! we dont need to get into this!

twilight_dwelleR: mmmmmmmmhm, whatever you say, buddy...
sidebangsarehawt: so ANYWAY...

shukaku132: well, to avoid link embarassing himself, how is your acting career going?

hero_oftehworldz: acting career? BAHAHAHAHA!!!

*hero_oftehworldz has temporarily left in insane laughter*

sidebangsarehawt: ...i really hate him....

shukaku132: just ignore him, please continue...

sidebangsarehawt: well, its been going pretty good to be honest! did you guys see my newest commercial?!

usurpderpdeederp: Oh yeah, I've seen it... You definitely have more lines in this one...

sidebangsarehawt: yeah! its so cool! leme upload snapshots for you guys!

twilight_dwelleR: oh dear goddesses, please make him get a better job...

sidebangsarehawt: DONT HATE!!!

* BIGGORON *

shukaku132: whoaa, biggoron advertises now?

sidebangsarehawt: yup!!!!!! and i was like HEYY, ID SO DO A COMMERCIAL FOR YOU BIGGORON! and so it happened.....

twilight_dwelleR: you should be a weather man or something link...

sidebangsarehawt: why?

twilight_dwelleR: well 1. better paying 2. people actually care what youre saying (usually) and 3. you can actually be useful to people

sidebangsarehawt: :oo midna... why are you in such a foul mood...

twilight_dwelleR: .....certain reasons....

sidebangsarehawt: did zant reject you again?

twilight_dwelleR: what?!?!? no!!! and what do you mean again?! there was never a first time!!!

usurpderpdeederp: Midna, it's alright if you want to be with me... but just know that I'm probably not going to be able to make that happen... unless I grab you from the twilight realm and drag your soul into the depths of the underworld, which probably isn't ideal considering the traffic is always bad down here...

twilight_dwelleR: zant, your offer is no good anyway... i hate you... STILL

sidebangsarehawt: ohh, midna... always playin hard to get...

twilight_dwelleR: DID YOU ALL HAVE SOME SHROOMS BEFORE YOU LOGGED ON?

sidebangsarehawt: nah, i need to go get some more later tonight

usurpderpdeederp: Probably just all the agonised souls swirling around me.

twilight_dwelleR: ...why are there never normal people in these chatrooms...

*hero_oftehworldz has returned... in the process, he literally split his side and fell over, unable to get up for quite some time*

hero_oftehworldz: phew, okay, sorry about that, im better now...

sidebangsarehawt: and we care WHY?!?! YEAH, EXACTLY -- WE DONT!!!!!

twilight_dwelleR: link, youre so over dramatic...

hero_oftehworldz: yes, yes he is...

sidebangsarehawt: midna why would you take shadow links side like this?!?!

hero_oftehworldz: actually, i took her side

sidebangsarehawt: midna why would you let shadow link take your side like this?!

twilight_dwelleR: -____-;; again with the drama...

sidebangsarehawt: I DONT CARE!!!!!!!

hero_oftehworldz: so link, i heard you had some dreams about being with sheik..

sidebangsarehawt: first of all, it was A dream!! and second, WHO SAYS IT WAS SHEIK?! LIKE REALLY!!!!!!!!!

hero_oftehworldz: just a hunch...

sidebangsarehawt: well it wasnt!! he doesnt even live in hyrule!!!

hero_oftehworldz: tingle?

sidebangsarehawt: o___________O okay, come on now, thats just unheard of...

hero_oftehworldz: hmmm... shad?

sidebangsarehawt: STOP TALKING ABOUT IT!! hes not even in this game series!!!

hero_oftehworldz: heyyy, you cant have dirty dreams about guys from other video games.. thats just lame

sidebangsarehawt: well im done talking about this now! so lets move on!!!

hero_oftehworldz: ....ill get you to say who it was eventually...

usurpderpdeederp: Sooo, just so we're straight here, does--

hero_oftehworldz: but were not all straight here - link has dirty dreams about men

sidebangsarehawt: UHFDIFHIDGIUJRUTY9ETITOYJHUFBYUER--

*sidebangsarehawt has temporarily left (again) in a heated rage*

hero_oftehworldz: sorry, please continue zant

usurpderpdeederp: Err, so is that a no to you coming to be with me in the underworld forever as my one true love, Midna?

twilight_dwelleR: zant, PLEASE just leave

usurpderpdeederp: ...to get you?

twilight_dwelleR: JUST LEAVE.

usurpderpdeederp: Fiesty... I like it!
*usurpderpdeederp has logged off*

WHY IS ZANT SO CREEPY? DONT KNOW! READ PART TWO!