Falling In

Falling in love. Yeah right. According to Spongebob, Love is like giving somebody a shotgun and have them point it straight at your heart and trusting them not to pull the fucking trigger. Yeah? That’s just suicidal. I had an experience once. I almost fell in love. Almost. I almost gave him the gun, but before I did he warned me that he’d pull the trigger. So, what did I do? I ran. I ran for my fucking life. I’m happy where I am. I can’t ask for anything else.

“I’m telling you Deegan. Not a good idea. See? I’m glad I didn’t fall for him,” I scoffed.

“Stella Grace, it was love at first backflip,” he laughed.

I looked up at him seriously. “The hell I’d fall,” I scoffed, rolling my eyes.

Make me your radio,
Turn me up when you’re feeling low-

“Hello?” I answered my phone.

“Stella Grace,” the voice said cheerfully.

Ah shit.