Be My Life Jacket
I own all the characters and the plot is completely mine. If I find out you've stolen it, I'll set my army of walking corn dogs after you! (How fun would that be?)
Enjoy (:
Enjoy (:
- “Why’d you have to bring the new meat to the table?”
- “The question game?”
- “Mick’s got a girlfriend!”
- “Well you still need to take your shirt off. Unless you want a farmer’s tan.”
- “Fire and beer. What a good combination.”
- “And you’re not a fruit. You’re just…Mick.”
- “What happened to your face?”
- "I kissed it. It supposed to start feeling better now."
- “Gag me.”
- “I hope you like meatloaf.”
- “I’m off duty tomorrow. Oh, and try not to drown this time.”
- “All you said was that I should try not to drown.”
- "Just because I'm gay, doesn't mean we get to have girl talk."
- “If that wasn’t flirting, then I’m the queen of England.”
- “I just… don’t want you to get a ticket or you know, hit a cat.”
- “Yeah, but supply closets are good for some things.”
- “It’s not rape if you like it.”
- “Oh, sweet baby Jesus!”
- "What supply closet?"
- “Gay boy and his lover!”
- “Mick doesn’t know yet.”
- “Landon, this isn’t a joking matter!”
- “Okay. Micky, you don’t have to be in a relationship with someone to…,”
- “Don’t harass my boyfriend.”
- “Hey, don’t be falling asleep on me.”
- Epilogue