Retarded In Love

Ellie Margera is on top of the world. She's famous, gorgeous, rich and is loved by many people. But she wants more. She's gone and done the worst thing you can ever do. She's fallen in love, with someone who doesn't feel the same. When the drunken escapades aren't enough, she leaves, only to bear the pain of unrequited love for the rest of her miserable life.

Is love a tender thing? It is too rough, too rude, too boisterous, and it pricks like thorn.
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If love be rough with you, be rough with love. Prick love for pricking and you beat love down.

Note: This is a fictional story, therefore the time line will not be accurate. I also do not know how exactly Jackass was filmed, and this story is not relevant to anything show-related for the most part. Thank you.