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Moment 11: 'Batman'

“What are you doing?”

Startled by the sudden intrusion on my reading time, I fumbled my comic for a moment before getting a solid grip.

Looking straight up, I glared at Ironhide for nearly giving me a heart attack.

Or was it a spark attack, since I don’t technically have a heart?

Oh, never mind…

“Reading.”

“You can read pictures?”

“There are words!” I retorted defensively.

“Little ones?” He teased.

“Smartass.” I mock-growled, grabbing a nearby beanbag and chucking it at his face.

Jazz had suggested it; not only was it safer, but I no longer lost sneakers in Ironhide’s gears.

“What are you reading, femmeling?” Ironhide asked, still chuckling as the projectile bounced off his cheek.

“Batman.”

His optics dulled for a moment (I wish I had unlimited Web access like that…) before brightening in curiosity.

“You humans have strange imaginations.”

“We try.” I replied sarcastically, curling up on the couch again.

“There are so many of these ‘superheroes’ in your culture-why do you prefer this one?”

“Because he’s awesome?” I answered, eyebrow raised.

It was pretty obvious, wasn’t it?

“Batman’s undefeated.”

“Oh, really?”

Seeing the challenge in Ironhide’s optics, I closed my comic and faced him fully.

“Who would win in a battle, Batman or Barricade?”

“Batman.”

“Batman or Demolisher?”

“Batman.”

“Batman or Starscream?”

“Batman.”

I didn’t hesitate for a moment in my answers, and Jazz was starting to snicker at Ironhide’s confused irritation.

“Batman or Megatron?”

“Batman.”

“Batman or Ratchet?”

“Batman.”

“Batman or Jazz?”

Definitely Batman.”

I grinned at Jazz’s indignant ‘Hey!’.

“Batman or Bumblebee?”

“I love Bee, but Batman.”

I scowled as Jazz started singing the ‘K-I-S-S-I-N-G Song’ in my head.

“Batman or Optimus?”

“Tie.”

Both Ironhide and Jazz went silent at my unexpected answer.

“What?”

What?

“Look at it this way-Batman is badass, and daddy is badass. When two equally badass forces go at it, they cancel each other out. Thus, a tie.”

“…”



“…What?”