Fistfights Can be Romantic.

If Matt Smith had been sober the night that Karen Gillan puked on his shoes and, in return, he punched her in the face, he never would have fallen in love with her.

Inspired by the prompt I've had a stupidly massive crush on you since I threw up all over your favourite shoes and you punched me in the face. Sorry." found here and given by this beautiful thief, whom this story is dedicated to.