The Only Thing That Matters Is the Ending

This is a supposidly humorous short story. It's more of a....well, describe it as you will. But it is a short story of what would happen if GSBians/Mibbites went on Oprah.
Written by Mindy Rae, Hidden Angel, and Kaycie
Enjoy!

Oprah- Hello, and welcome to Oprah. Today we have a group of people who call themselves, GSBians and Mibbites Come on out guys.
*Everyone enters the stage*
Oprah- This is the creater of the websites, Dujo. He is sometimes reffered to as "The Almighty Croatian One". Interesting. Dujo, anything to say?
Dujo- :050: 57.
Oprah-...alright. And this is... Kaycie. One of the many people on the sites. Hello Kaycie.
Kaycie- Hello
Oprah- I see you have something on your waist.
Kaycie- Yes. This is Mindy.
Mindy- I r invisible.
Oprah. I see. Well what do you have to show us today?
Dujo: Well, I thought I'd have Slappy explain the numbers of the tag board.
Slappy: Let's start out with 69...
Mindy- *giggle*
Oprah- What?
Mindy- Well, she just said 69. it's funny.
Oprah- Oh. Well Alright then.
Slappy- Yep. It doesn't box up the street though.
Mindy- Yeah. That's only majik boxes.
Oprah- *to stage hands* Who picks these people?
Mindy: Hey Oprah,
Oprah: Yes?
Mindy: How do you spell your name?
Oprah: Umm.... Well...
Laura: *whispering* Psst. Hey Mindy, she can't spell her own name she must be stoopider than we thought. We is much more stuperior.
Mindy- Why yes, Laura. I do believe you are correct.
Oprah- What?
Mindy- I merely stated that her assumption was correct.
Oprah- Huh?
Mindy- SHE THINKS YOU'S A DUMMY. =D
Oprah- Oh. I get that alot.
Slappy- I bet you do.
Mindy- :tehe:
Dujo- 23.
Mindy- OH GOD IT'S 23!! WE'RE ALL GUNNA DIE
Oprah- . . . ?
Laura- oh God.
Kaycie- I HAVE A FLAG POLE!
Laura: Quick! Let's climb up Kaycie's flag pole to save ourselves!
Oprah: But the American flag's on there! You'll wreck it!!
All: *shrugs* UP THE FLAGPOLE!
Oprah- What the..
Kaycie- Dun worry. Imma switch the American Flag with a Rubber Ducky Flag! All better!
Oprah- What are you going to do with the American Flag?
Kaycie-....What do I care? I'm Canadian!
Mindy- I'll take it! This'll make a great throw pillow.
Dujo- Or a tie.
Slappy- Indeed.
Oprah- Get down from that flagpole right now
Laura- or what?
Oprah: Or I'll call security!
Slappy: Psh what'll they do?
*big bulky guys*
Mindy: Crap.
Kaycie: There's only one way out of this.
Laura: How?
Dujo: Fear the power of: :dancer:
*big security people run away*
GSBians: Buahahahaahaha!!
Mindy- Word to your Grandmother. 8)
Oprah- You people are impossible.
Kaycie- Mebbe so, *holds up paper* but we have the highest rateings your show ever got.
Slappy- Up your anus.
Laura- :tehe:
Oprah-....damn you.
Dujo- :050: placemats
Oprah: So you're done with your little bit now? *ohpleaseohpleaseohplease*
Slappy: Nopers.
Mindy: We is taking over you's show
Laura: With Bajillie Whoes
Dujo: Woahs :050:
Kaycie- You know, technically your name is Harpo.
Oprah- Yes I know. I have a studio called Harpo studios.
Kaycie- Well it's funny. I'm going to call you Harpo from now on.
Oprah- No.
Kaycie- Yes. HARPO. :D
Slappy: We have a bulldoser coming to tear down the Oprah sign and make it Harpo.
Oprah: =O
Laura: You're welcome.
Oprah: HOW THE HECK ARE YOU DOING THIS?!
Mindy: We have our ways. ~~
Slappy- Plus, Dujo is Majik. Aren't you Dujo?
Dujo- :050: 86
Mindy- There's no return.
Oprah- Ok. You guys are worse than David Hasslehoff. Thankfuly, we're almost out of time. We have time for one last statement from each of you.
Mindy- Mushrooms are little ground umbrellas.
Slappy- Eat Slappy's Miracle Mayo Beatle Whip. It's great on Fish Sandwiches!
Laura- I'ma on TV. =O Hi Mom!
Kaycie- CAPSOR MAKE NO MO' CLAY. :orvil:
Dujo- :050:
Oprah- Good God....That's it for this episode of,
GSBians- HARPO!
Oprah- Tune in next time....someone get me some Asprin....