Deciphering Delilah Winters

Deciphering Delilah Winters




Well, I didn't take the special bus or wear a special helmet or anything like that, so that had to count for something.

I'd never failed a grade or course either- that's a pretty big achievement. A couple tests, sure, but those were just unfair. And those teachers needed a serious case of getting laid, and I'm pretty sure they were jealous of my youth.

I could damn well be the next Einstein.... well, maybe, it could happen.

But Delilah Winters, she was something else. They should've made a new law just to go around her confusing ass. Dr. Phil would end up with a migraine if he ever had to go through the shit that I did. She took the ever conundrum of girls and then multiplied that by a tenfold and then some because that's just who she was, this confusing thing of confusion that didn't make any sense.