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A Box of Cracker Jacks

A series of various one shots and drabbles that can be classified as brain crack
  1. Dude Smells Like a Lady
    After Sora plays informant and tells Axel and Roxas that Riku has a developed a love for the Biebs and his bottled man juice, they decide to stage an intervention through the power of song
  2. Washable Markers
    "Ok, so like you know how there are washasble markers? And like how your tongue is always wet? If you drew on your tongue with washable markets would it show?"
  3. Sneaky Little Liar
    "I'm the best liar ever. Oh I know, I lie right now and you can tell me whether or not you can tell I'm lying."
  4. Thumbs Up
    "Unicorns have thumbs, they're just retractable. All they gotta do is point their horns at their paws and go pew pew pew. And presto-a thumb"
  5. Touch This
    Sora wants to touch something that belongs to Axel, he's a gentleman about it of course. He has to ask first.
  6. Sora's Crackers
    Winning a bet can have its perks-it gives you the ability to freely make your friends your underlings while you run a candy trafficking business
  7. Tooth Paste and Trutle Necks
    Question: What do you do when you have a hickey the size of Texas on your neck and you need to cover it up fast before your conservative parents come home? Answer: Invest in some tooth paste
  8. Discovery Channel
    "There's this song that goes like this: You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel. Do you know what it means?"
  9. Your Face
    "Your face is the best comeback ever, it takes everything a person just said and throws it back-in their face."
  10. Tops
    Sora's fed up over the fact that he never gets to top