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Fortune Cookies
an introduction of the simplest kind.
Did you know lions mate at least 30 times a day?
I read that in my "Lions: Everything and Anything You Need To Know" book. Mumma gave it to me for Christmas three years ago. It's one of my favourites.
Oh, sorry. I forgot to introduce myself again. My name is Caleb, Caleb Mortimer. I'm 15 and three quarters. Exactly 10 years ago I broke my elbow. It stuck out of my arm at least 5 centimeters!
I was the coolest kid in school... until I got my cast taken off. Then I was dweeb and freak again.
"Sweetheart?"
"Yes, mumma?"
"The Discovery Channel is doing a lion special in 10 minutes. Shall I record it or -"
"NO! I'm coming! Sweet noodles, a lion special! And it's not even my birthday, mumma!"
I read that in my "Lions: Everything and Anything You Need To Know" book. Mumma gave it to me for Christmas three years ago. It's one of my favourites.
Oh, sorry. I forgot to introduce myself again. My name is Caleb, Caleb Mortimer. I'm 15 and three quarters. Exactly 10 years ago I broke my elbow. It stuck out of my arm at least 5 centimeters!
I was the coolest kid in school... until I got my cast taken off. Then I was dweeb and freak again.
"Sweetheart?"
"Yes, mumma?"
"The Discovery Channel is doing a lion special in 10 minutes. Shall I record it or -"
"NO! I'm coming! Sweet noodles, a lion special! And it's not even my birthday, mumma!"
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