Edward & Jacob's Mishap Adventure

Okay well in this story we all know what Edward and Jacob are like. This is based on the Twilight Series (which i do not own). So...let's say the description shall we?

i can sum it up into a question

Late at night, what happens when Edward and Jacob meet at a very random place...looking for the same thing for the same person... (you guys this is supposed to be funny (yeah if im not funny lets not point it out and keep leaving me with the idea i am :D) but yeah its not like suspenseful so yeah)